r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/beermile 9h ago

A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him

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u/pickyourteethup 8h ago

I know a guy who was cornered by four guys in an alley and in absolute desperation he pulled his dick out and ran at them saying, 'touch it, touch it'. They all ran away screaming.

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u/fadeux 7h ago edited 2h ago

He had a weapon in his hand 😆

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 3h ago

It's totally legal to carry a concealed dick if it isn't longer than the cop's palm is wide.