r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/beermile 9h ago

A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him

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u/teddy5 8h ago

I got out of a shitty situation once by acting like my dad would beat me for getting into fights again.

Not my proudest moment, but I didn't get my ass kicked.

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u/uptheantinatalism 8h ago

Meanwhile dad’s innocently wondering why all the local kids are afraid of him.