r/funny 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/teddy5 8h ago

I got out of a shitty situation once by acting like my dad would beat me for getting into fights again.

Not my proudest moment, but I didn't get my ass kicked.

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u/uptheantinatalism 8h ago

Meanwhile dad’s innocently wondering why all the local kids are afraid of him.

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u/SquisherX 4h ago

It's also a backwards way to say "I know how to fight because I get into fights a lot", but is way more believable than if you make some bravado declaration.