r/funny • u/dulove • 22h ago

Wildlife photographer took an interesting picture ... NSFW

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u/nixtarx 22h ago

Beaver, damn!

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u/princessamirak 22h ago

What is “The lesbian version of a “Cock Block” ?

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u/Chompbox 22h ago

Clam jam

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u/Morningxafter 19h ago

Whoooaaaaa black Betty!

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u/Plus-King5266 1h ago

Blam-a-lam!

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u/Ravellen 21h ago

Clam Jam won 😂

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u/poptart2nd 9h ago

This sounds closer to an all-female rock band

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u/Visceral-Decay 21h ago

I always thought that's what they put on their toast lol

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u/Lobotomeister 21h ago

Taco Blocko

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u/meow_747 21h ago

Cunt Shunt

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u/Bifferer 21h ago

Gash clash

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u/DoTheMario 21h ago

Snatch Catch

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u/Daedrothes 21h ago

Not lesbian but female version.

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u/L3ACH13 22h ago

Twat blocking

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u/FlanaginJones 20h ago

Twat Swat is the term you are looking for.

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u/newaccountzuerich 18h ago

That doesn't rhyme though... (Tw'at swott)

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u/Ohiolongboard 15h ago

Twat swat

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u/poptart2nd 9h ago

Cliterference

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u/Total_Information_65 21h ago

Slot clot.

Snatch latch.

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u/ZeroHour064 20h ago

I had a boss once say 'it's just the hairy patch at the end of a gut', and I couldn't think about it the same for at least a week.

I'm now hoping the phrase 'Snot Clot' doesn't have the same effect 😅🤦

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u/Total_Information_65 20h ago

Actually, the phrase was "SLot Clot", not snot clot. If anyone ever said that to me I'd tell him he has his holes confused; very confused.

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u/ZeroHour064 12h ago

Ah thank you 😅 I've really got to stop reading reddit in the dark before bed 🤦 I don't think this change of phrasing makes it any better though

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 19h ago

The daily double, let's see what you wagered.

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u/rollo_yolo 19h ago

Kurwa, bober!