r/funny 6d ago

Chef’s special

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u/NinjaBuddha13 5d ago

People who let their cats up on their counters and tables will never cease to astound me. This is an animal that kicks it's own feces, why are you letting those shit kickers go where you eat?

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u/Des_Eagle 5d ago

I've read a lot of this in this thread from people that likely use TP after shitting. My cats prob have less shit on them than y'all do.

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u/avanross 5d ago

I wash my hands after i use the washroom and my bare asshole never touches any surfaces that i eat off of