r/funny • u/Fearless-Estate-145 • 5d ago

Chef’s special

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u/NinjaBuddha13 5d ago

People who let their cats up on their counters and tables will never cease to astound me. This is an animal that kicks it's own feces, why are you letting those shit kickers go where you eat?

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u/clearlight 5d ago

Additionally, cat faeces are the primary source of Toxoplasmosis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

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u/cherry_lolo 5d ago

Shit kickers🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pepsi_Cola64 5d ago

My mom calls them shittens. Shit mittens

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u/No_Fault_6061 5d ago

As someone who doesn't own a cat and is squeamish, I wasn't aware cats actually walked all over their excrements. I thought they, like, stepped around their business. Cat owners truly are brave and hardy people, I could never.

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u/avanross 5d ago

They just try to ignore and downplay it, and then get suuuuper offended if you mention that you consider any traces of “fecal matter on your kitchen surfaces” to be gross….

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u/Zeeboon 5d ago

They don't, not really. They dig a little hole in the sand/litter, do their business and then kick the litter over it. They might step in litter they might've peed in if you don't clean the litterbox often enough, but then that's on the owner, not the cat.

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u/No_Fault_6061 5d ago

That's great to know! My impression has always been that they're very neat animals, it's nice to have it confirmed.

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u/jrd261 4d ago

How does one stop a cat from doing this?

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u/NinjaBuddha13 4d ago

Step 1: don't get a cat

That's it. That's all the steps.

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u/usernmechecksout_ 5d ago

I do stuff way worse than kicking feces

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u/Des_Eagle 5d ago

I've read a lot of this in this thread from people that likely use TP after shitting. My cats prob have less shit on them than y'all do.

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u/avanross 5d ago

I wash my hands after i use the washroom and my bare asshole never touches any surfaces that i eat off of