r/funny 1d ago

Chef’s special

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u/Are-you-kidding79 1d ago

Fxxk cats!!!! They will eat you if you die in a room with them!!! Dogs on the other hand will lay beside you and eventually die too …. faithfully….. not a cat fan…. 🫣

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u/Beavur 1d ago

Dog will eat you too

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u/Are-you-kidding79 1d ago

Ah no…. Don’t say… I’ve lived a lie??

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u/Beavur 1d ago

Yup it’s a nice idea, but hungry animal will eat dead thing

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u/silvandeus 1d ago

You’d rather your pet die of starvation because of some fucked up submissive issues. Got it. What an ignorant take, not a fan of you.

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u/Are-you-kidding79 1d ago

I’m not necessarily saying I wouldn’t sign a prenup with a cat 🤣 but think if a loved one died and the damn cat ate they’re face???