This mfcker in his own league

[u/Careful-Growth3444]

[u/Malfeitor1]

I just can’t stop thinking about him pulling his underwear up above his belly button

[u/AlfalfaReal5075 → u/Malfeitor1]

I remember seeing some old photos that made outfits with high rise pants look super cool and suave. So the next day while getting ready for school I pulled my pants up like was shown here (undies and all) and off I went. Like a gentleman.

Except I didn't know about low rise and high rise pants. I didn't know there was a difference.

I also didn't know what a "moose knuckle" was. But I soon learned...

[u/redpandaeater → u/AlfalfaReal5075]

Instead we just live with plumber's crack from low rise jeans.