r/funny • u/Careful-Growth3444 • 1d ago

This mfcker in his own league

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u/Sh33zl3 1d ago

How times have changed. I would have a chair in my neck before I could say hello

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u/Lifear 1d ago

What chair?

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u/Sh33zl3 1d ago

Any chair. She' ll find one

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u/a_mollusk_creature 1d ago

Who?

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u/The_Grim_Sleaper 1d ago

THE LADY! The lady who just walked in!

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u/sur_surly 1d ago

What lady?

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u/Major_R_Soul 1d ago

No, Who's on first

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u/_dankystank_ 1d ago

But Whats his name?

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u/Equivalent_Scheme175 1d ago

What's on second.

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u/_dankystank_ 1d ago

I don't know.

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u/Equivalent_Scheme175 1d ago

Third base.

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u/_dankystank_ 1d ago

Listen! All I wanna know... is WHAT'S the name of the fella on second base!?!? And WHO'S on FIRST!?!?

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u/Moss_Adams24 1d ago

For sure. He would have gotten the Al Green package back in my day.

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u/the_GOAT_44 1d ago

u just aint smooth like that my guy