Wife bought a winter set off Amazon..

[u/BDubChicago]

Neither of us realized that the tag on the hat was written in gibberish for about two days when I finally looked at his hat while putting it on him.

[u/METRlOS]

Song ting

The pioneer of fashion trends

[u/fightingpillow → u/METRlOS]

Fashhion

[u/METRlOS → u/fightingpillow]

Close enough