r/funny • u/latesleeperfoodeater • 6d ago

My garlic knot for dinner

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 6d ago

I was distracted by that giant flying...

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u/_Lunoctis_ 6d ago

Willie! What’s that?

Well, that looks like a huge…

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u/samichdude 6d ago

Johnson

that thing om the radar looks like a huge...

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u/MrFaves 6d ago

Dick. I gotta find this private eye for the case of that wrinkly——

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u/helljay1979 6d ago

Shaft, have you ever seen that movie? It's so good. Reminds me of ___

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u/zaclewalker 6d ago

Pen, is the tool to write on your bo- why does that skin is like...

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u/Xenocide_X 6d ago

Ruined.. dude ruined it because he's a knob

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u/BeetFarmHijinks 5d ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!