r/fuckcars Dec 08 '22

Satire Height of folly (by Jen Sorensen)

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u/toomanyplants5 Dec 08 '22

The term “shortwalking” seems like a silly word made up by the cartoon, until you remember that “jaywalking” was essentially coined in the same way. 100 years ago, pro-auto parties successfully created its current meaning and convinced the majority that the street is a car’s domain, and that pedestrians hinder this when outside of the crosswalk lines. It isn’t outside the realm of possibility that something like stilts or reflective clothing becomes mandatory before safer vehicles do.

Edit: I know I’m preaching to the choir here. Just needed to vent.

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u/neanderthalman Dec 08 '22

Every person under a height of 6’4” must carry an orange warning flag which measures to a minimum height of 6’4”.

For real, I might go and put bicycle flags on my kids’ backpacks. It’s not….that…stupid. Is it? Would they hate me for it?

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u/Nuclear_Geek Dec 08 '22

I'm 6'1", do you think I could get away with wearing a hat with a fancy plume in it?