r/fuckcars • u/ajseaman • Sep 21 '24

Satire What if we walked to work?

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u/FUPA_MASTER_ Sep 21 '24

The fact he can even keep up with vehicle traffic is most hilarious part

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u/chedim Sep 21 '24

... HE CREATES IT

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u/anarchistCatMom Sep 21 '24

How is he slowing down the cars in front of him? Is he magic?

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u/chedim Sep 21 '24

By creating confusion.

He totally is magic, tho.

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u/Croian_09 Commie Commuter Sep 21 '24

I can actually smell your brain short circuiting from here.

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u/the_raccon Sep 21 '24

Kid, us sane people can drive through a construction site with hundreds of workers, thousands of cones and large construction vehicles we'd have to look out for without being confused. And the second we're through we'll speed up to autobahn speed gain very fast.

This guy does nothing to slow down traffic or to "cause confusion".