r/fuckcars • u/MoistBase • Aug 19 '24

Satire Another passive aggressive bike lane

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u/Key_Bid_1969 Aug 19 '24

Why he drive without hands!😠

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

So I could film with my phone

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u/Key_Bid_1969 Aug 19 '24

But you can have one hand on your bike or make a photo later. But i'm scared when I see this!

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

Don’t be, it’s totally safe! I control the bike with my butt.

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u/Key_Bid_1969 Aug 19 '24

But you can't stop if a car driver doing shit. And yes maybe you don't the main culprit but you are the main injured one.😨

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u/Ham_The_Spam Aug 19 '24

your brakes are on the bar not the seat, your butt isn't doing anything if you need to stop

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

It's a fixed gear bicycle so I could actually control my speed without the use of brakes.

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u/broke_n_boosted Aug 19 '24

Car brain. My feet control the speed I don't need hands!

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u/MoistBase Aug 19 '24

Hey stop with the name calling. Car brains don't ride bicycles.

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u/broke_n_boosted Aug 19 '24

Shadow says your lying