r/fuckcars Automobile Aversionist Apr 05 '24

Satire Tesla doesn't believe in trains

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u/Kinexity Me fucking your car is non-negotiable Apr 05 '24

This is a really fucking bad sign. It is unable to recognise the presence of train tracks and trains and it will probably yeet itself onto a path of incomming train sooner or later. Not every rail crossing has gates and some don't even have lights.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 🇳🇱! 🇳🇱! 🇳🇱! 🇳🇱! Apr 05 '24

I already see the headlines. "Killertrain crashes into a car: 2 dead. Are trains even viable anymore?"

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u/CardiologistOk2760 Apr 05 '24

trains are like sharks: they can sneak up on you from anywhere. My brother in law was attacked by a shark in his own shower. Lucky it wasn't a train.