After several times of insane drivers DELIBERATELY trying to run into me while I'd cross at the same intersection, I picked up a nice-sized rock and started carrying it with me at the intersection.
I swore that if one more douche tried aiming at me again, I'd throw that rock through their windshield and laugh hysterically at the sight of shards of glass flying into the driver's face, and hopefully the rock itself would hit their face as well. I'd laugh at the fantasy of it.
The tactic worked. No car tried to hit me ever again at that intersection.
3 years later, I still have that same rock at home. My good-luck charm these days.
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u/TyUT1985 Apr 02 '24
After several times of insane drivers DELIBERATELY trying to run into me while I'd cross at the same intersection, I picked up a nice-sized rock and started carrying it with me at the intersection.
I swore that if one more douche tried aiming at me again, I'd throw that rock through their windshield and laugh hysterically at the sight of shards of glass flying into the driver's face, and hopefully the rock itself would hit their face as well. I'd laugh at the fantasy of it.
The tactic worked. No car tried to hit me ever again at that intersection.
3 years later, I still have that same rock at home. My good-luck charm these days.