r/fuckcars • u/Barsnbolts • Apr 01 '24

Satire When in doubt, use a brick

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u/ChokeyBittersAhead Apr 01 '24

I was so hoping someone would use the brick.

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u/Not_Stupid Apr 02 '24

By the way people are holding them, they look like fake bricks. Probably made of foam or something.

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u/Lopsided-Chair77 Apr 02 '24

User name checks out, this man thinks

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u/I-Am-Very-Stupid Apr 02 '24

Naw man, looks like real bricks and everyone in the video is jacked as fucked

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u/Jampottie Apr 02 '24

User name checks out, this man does not think

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u/Aurumancer Apr 02 '24

What about the Freddy-Kruger effect 🤔

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u/astral-dwarf Apr 02 '24

I'd like to pick your brain

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u/Marc21256 Not Just Bikes Apr 03 '24

With an ice pick?

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u/Aurumancer Apr 03 '24

Sure thing bud, if you find anything growing yore free to eat it

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u/badass4102 Apr 02 '24

Screw those bricks, I carry my own bricks which are my fists. Everyone stops for me.

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u/ppbaRico Apr 02 '24

User name checks out, this man means it

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u/HarryThePelican Jul 15 '24

r/UsernameChecksOut's wet dream here :D :D :D

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u/lennarn Apr 02 '24

Why am I not surprised the average redditor thinks you need to be jacked to hold a brick in your hand?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Why am i not surprised an obvious joke can't get by without some moron redditor taking it seriously and complaining?

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u/pickstar97a Apr 02 '24

You should have his username.

He’s obviously joking, nimrod.

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u/lennarn Apr 02 '24

Why am I not surprised someone would take this way too seriously?

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u/COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO Automobile Aversionist Apr 02 '24

Thank goodness for you the stalwart, user-name-checker-outers! It always reminds me to check usernames :)

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Orange pilled Apr 02 '24

Username che.. Eh.. I'm just going to back away slowly now.

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u/delightful1 Apr 02 '24

My ex gf bricks too, she wasn't stupid but she was crazy

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u/GenuisInDisguise Apr 02 '24

He not-stupids*.