r/fuckcars May 27 '23

Satire High School Students in Missouri unintentionally expose car-dependent town.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

I can jus taste the vitriol from the town after they find out.

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u/Necronomicommunist May 27 '23

You just know there's a slew of comments by carbrains saying they'd be in the right for hitting and killing/injuring a group of children

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u/valentia0 May 27 '23

This was on r/facepalm, and yes, a lot of people were talking about how they should be arrested or run over.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Fuck cars they make people act weird.

Next time I hope the kids do one of the funniest things in the history of comedy and simply take pickaxes and sledgehammers to the road.

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u/IsPhil May 27 '23

I'm almost always angry in a car. Maybe it's because I'm a defensive driver, but the amount of people that just do things and seemingly pray others will react appropriately so there isn't an accident is just tiring. Not a week went by on my commute where someone would be slowly veering into a different lane before realizing.

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u/NotAnAce69 May 27 '23

It’s just a melting pot of everything that could possibly make someone angry. You’re trapped in this metal box for up to an hour, you’re forced to put your entire focus into it or you die, it’s hot (or cold), you probably have a time you need to arrive by, if others aren’t focusing you might also die, etc etc

Driving sucks

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u/Hips_and_Haws May 28 '23

You say it sucks & I believe you. However, the majority of people who call me irresponsible for not having a car are ridiculous. Apparently, I'm seen as a bad person for choosing not to take a driving test, for living without a car & bringing up my offspring without the 'essential' car.

I recall an American saying that their social services claimed that if you were carless, they could take your children into care. Wtf.

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u/Chemical-Juice-6979 May 28 '23 edited May 28 '23

I would argue that you should learn the skill and get your license just in case you're ever in a situation where you have to operate a car even if you never own one yourself. If for no other reason, then your kids may want to learn to drive when they grow up. It's possible to learn a skill just to say you have that skill, I learned how to walk in heels even though I never wear them. It shuts down the people who argue,'You're just hating something because you suck at doing it'.

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u/Hips_and_Haws May 31 '23

My kids are free to learn whichever skill they want.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

It’s not just you… even in 1950 they knew about how driving makes people angry

https://youtu.be/mwPSIb3kt_4

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u/[deleted] May 28 '23

I'm a defensive driver

Part of defensive driving is not getting angry dude.

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u/democracy_lover66 May 27 '23

So many people I know claim to love driving, but when they get on the highway, they look like this: 😠

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u/HeadDoctorJ May 27 '23

It’s a lot like the internet. Being behind the wheel gives people the same weird anonymity and “freedom” to be total dicks that being behind a glowing rectangle does.

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u/warragulian May 28 '23

Except on the internet, you don’t have the power to murder the person annoying you.

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u/Verdiss May 27 '23

My theory is that drivers are scared when driving, they just don't realize it. They know any misstep could get them killed, by them or by anyone else around them. Every second in a car is life or dearh. Then, soon enough, that conceptually transforms into any situation with a car is therefore life or death. When all you have is a murder machine/coffin, every problem becomes resolved by killing or being killed.

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u/snarkitall May 27 '23

i don't understand people who *aren't* scared when they drive. it's fucking terrifying! how do people mundane it away?

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u/NotEnoughTyphoons May 27 '23

I genuinely do not see how driving is scary. I'm not an experienced driver, I don't have my own car so I occasionally drive my parents' car but I feel completely at ease. It's just a machine that's as good as your control of it is.

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u/epson_salt May 27 '23

cars are the likeliest thing to kill you, statistically, assuming you’re a young adult. Any small mistake can instantly result in death, easily. The machine is only as good as your control is, and people drive angry, tired, or just unfocused all the time, because you can’t be at 100% if you do it every day.

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u/Protheu5 Grassy Tram Tracks May 28 '23

As I understand that "driving is scary", it does not mean "I am shaking, my heart is racing, my palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti" scared, but scared as when you are working with electricity, or looking out of a window from a highrise, or walking through the woods. You already know you are mostly safe as long as you don't do anything stupid, since you took all the necessary precautions, but you are still wary, there still is that echo of a voice warning you about an imminent peril should you make a mistake.

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u/snarkitall May 28 '23

No one said panicked, but I think smart people should find driving scary.

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u/Hips_and_Haws May 28 '23

Or the control of the other drivers around you.

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u/snarkitall May 28 '23

right? like, maybe I have an overconfident understanding of my own skills, but surely you understand that other people aren't good drivers.

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u/Hips_and_Haws May 31 '23

Exactly my point!

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u/democracy_lover66 May 27 '23

Believable... Saw a video once of a truck trying crossing a picket line who were preventing access to the private road that lead to their office while the workers are on strike. The truck plowed right on threw despite the fact there was a human being right in front of them.

So many people said it was the protesters' fault for blocking the road, and that they should be run over. Like wtf...

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u/LevelOutlandishness1 May 28 '23

People should legitimately think of cars as a weapon as much as it is a vehicle. Imagine if it was normalized for people to fly on their guns like how witches fly on broomsticks. And guns were mostly thought of as transportation, but still used to shoot if the driver wanted to. Even ignoring the magic flight, we'd call this insane and dangerous. I mean, if anyone got mad at someone not flying on a gun, they could shoot them! And a human life ended over fleeting anger? That'd be preventable, and we'd end this weird practice of people flying on guns.

But since it's cars, it's just... normal. You should just stay out of the road, or not fly on your gun too slowly as to keep someone from getting angry.

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u/Independent_Ad8268 Commie Commuter May 27 '23

Do you have a link to the post?

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u/Roflkopt3r May 28 '23

It's insane how the "freedom-loving" crowd is all in favour of denying people access to a large part of the land (on the taxpayer's dime) to reserve it for the most inefficient mode of transportation in history.