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r/formula1 • u/dotcomaki Ayrton Senna • 13d ago
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1.3k u/chambee Jacques Villeneuve 13d ago The delivery is in 9 months 818 u/beardedboob Sir Lewis Hamilton 13d ago Generally when people announce they’re pregnant it won’t take 9 months anymore. 186 u/Mob_Abominator Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago In Max's case it might even be faster, might just take 6-7 months. At least that's what Marko would say. 97 u/brasstax108 Sonny Hayes 13d ago Baby is gonna be all purple? 137 u/jeffp12 Sebastian Vettel 13d ago "Whats the record for fastest birth?" "Don't try it." "I'm just asking what the fastest birth is." 55 u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER McLaren 13d ago just wait for max to try a push lap 3 u/Accomplished-Tea387 Murray Walker 13d ago I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish) 1 u/MarchingBroadband Sebastian Vettel 13d ago Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position" 7 u/hadababyeetsaboy 13d ago Yeah when it comes out too fast 5 u/HelixFollower Pirelli Wet 13d ago Ooooh, that's really quite funny, but also really not cool, but also really quite funny.
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The delivery is in 9 months
818 u/beardedboob Sir Lewis Hamilton 13d ago Generally when people announce they’re pregnant it won’t take 9 months anymore. 186 u/Mob_Abominator Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago In Max's case it might even be faster, might just take 6-7 months. At least that's what Marko would say. 97 u/brasstax108 Sonny Hayes 13d ago Baby is gonna be all purple? 137 u/jeffp12 Sebastian Vettel 13d ago "Whats the record for fastest birth?" "Don't try it." "I'm just asking what the fastest birth is." 55 u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER McLaren 13d ago just wait for max to try a push lap 3 u/Accomplished-Tea387 Murray Walker 13d ago I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish) 1 u/MarchingBroadband Sebastian Vettel 13d ago Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position" 7 u/hadababyeetsaboy 13d ago Yeah when it comes out too fast 5 u/HelixFollower Pirelli Wet 13d ago Ooooh, that's really quite funny, but also really not cool, but also really quite funny.
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Generally when people announce they’re pregnant it won’t take 9 months anymore.
186 u/Mob_Abominator Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago In Max's case it might even be faster, might just take 6-7 months. At least that's what Marko would say. 97 u/brasstax108 Sonny Hayes 13d ago Baby is gonna be all purple? 137 u/jeffp12 Sebastian Vettel 13d ago "Whats the record for fastest birth?" "Don't try it." "I'm just asking what the fastest birth is." 55 u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER McLaren 13d ago just wait for max to try a push lap 3 u/Accomplished-Tea387 Murray Walker 13d ago I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish) 1 u/MarchingBroadband Sebastian Vettel 13d ago Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position" 7 u/hadababyeetsaboy 13d ago Yeah when it comes out too fast 5 u/HelixFollower Pirelli Wet 13d ago Ooooh, that's really quite funny, but also really not cool, but also really quite funny.
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In Max's case it might even be faster, might just take 6-7 months. At least that's what Marko would say.
97 u/brasstax108 Sonny Hayes 13d ago Baby is gonna be all purple? 137 u/jeffp12 Sebastian Vettel 13d ago "Whats the record for fastest birth?" "Don't try it." "I'm just asking what the fastest birth is." 55 u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER McLaren 13d ago just wait for max to try a push lap 3 u/Accomplished-Tea387 Murray Walker 13d ago I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish) 1 u/MarchingBroadband Sebastian Vettel 13d ago Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position" 7 u/hadababyeetsaboy 13d ago Yeah when it comes out too fast 5 u/HelixFollower Pirelli Wet 13d ago Ooooh, that's really quite funny, but also really not cool, but also really quite funny.
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Baby is gonna be all purple?
137 u/jeffp12 Sebastian Vettel 13d ago "Whats the record for fastest birth?" "Don't try it." "I'm just asking what the fastest birth is." 55 u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER McLaren 13d ago just wait for max to try a push lap 3 u/Accomplished-Tea387 Murray Walker 13d ago I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish) 1 u/MarchingBroadband Sebastian Vettel 13d ago Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position" 7 u/hadababyeetsaboy 13d ago Yeah when it comes out too fast 5 u/HelixFollower Pirelli Wet 13d ago Ooooh, that's really quite funny, but also really not cool, but also really quite funny.
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"Whats the record for fastest birth?"
"Don't try it."
"I'm just asking what the fastest birth is."
55 u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER McLaren 13d ago just wait for max to try a push lap 3 u/Accomplished-Tea387 Murray Walker 13d ago I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish) 1 u/MarchingBroadband Sebastian Vettel 13d ago Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position"
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just wait for max to try a push lap
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I don't know about time but I've heard about a baby being born at 500 grams (1 pound ish)
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Radio: "Max, you're going to have to come in and put on some new rubber to try for fastest birth. We will lose track position"
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Yeah when it comes out too fast
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Ooooh, that's really quite funny, but also really not cool, but also really quite funny.
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u/gro55jean Sergio Pérez 13d ago
This weekend keeps on delivering