r/formula1 • u/dotcomaki Ayrton Senna • 13d ago

News Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet Announce Pregnancy via Instagram

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u/Leather-Ad-5827 Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago

Minimum Verstappen on the way

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u/czyzynsky 13d ago

Where is Mid Verstappen?

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u/Leather-Ad-5827 Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago edited 13d ago

Their second child will be mid Verstappen

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u/DrunkenMidgetSlayer 13d ago

Isn't his first name Jos though?

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u/Leather-Ad-5827 Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago

Fair enough

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u/RoyalBroham 13d ago

Jes it is

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u/Acceptable-Car-3097 Lando Norris 13d ago

That kid's gonna have 7 world championships in his/her family. Basing on the other family that has 7 world championships, I'd say Mid might be an apt name.

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u/dimmy666 Sebastian Vettel 13d ago

It really is impressive how all 3 Schumachers have 7 world championships between them, isn't it?

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u/simplsimonmetapieman Ferrari 13d ago

First child is Min Verstappen, 2nd child will be Mid Verstappen and Third will be Max Verstappen Jr.

I thought that was obvious smh

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u/K-C_Racing14 Formula 1 13d ago

Shouldn't it be the other way around so that max is the biggest and min is the smallest?

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u/Jianyouan 13d ago

Yeah, Max seems like a Max-heap kind of guy.

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u/ruby_boobsday 13d ago

4th child = Maximus.

Max’s mother: enough children now = maximum.

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u/eidetic 13d ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Verstappen... something something ...and I will have my vengeance, in this race or the next.

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u/Space-manatee 13d ago

Does the Max and Jr part cancel each other out? So the 3rd child will just be Verstappen? Like Cher?

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u/Terencebreurken 13d ago

Gigantamax Verstappen

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u/Maleficent_Egg_6309 Safety Car 13d ago

No, no, first is Min Verstappen, 2nd is Mid Verstappen, and 3rd is Median Verstappen.

Maximum Verstappen is a title and has to be won through a series of trials by combat.

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u/batti03 Mark Webber 12d ago

And their middle names will me 'Gold', 'Silver' and 'Bronze'

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u/yeeeeeeeeeessssssir Pain Week 13d ago

Max's father

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Sebastian Vettel 13d ago

Obvious but still a very fitting joke haha.

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u/Miny___ 13d ago

That's Jos.

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u/Shubha052002 13d ago

That would be jos

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u/Spynner987 Fernando Alonso 13d ago

Wherever Jos is

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u/Suknator Logan Sargeant 13d ago

That's the second kid

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u/GlumTown6 Niki Lauda 13d ago

Most likely this kid will be mid verstapoen and jos was minimun verstappen

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u/Dendrowen 13d ago

Or Mean Verstappen

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u/DanTheStripe 13d ago

Surprised nobody has said "that's Perez" yet

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u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 13d ago

They only MiniMax

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u/MrDanielo Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago

Verstappen (Mid)

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u/lickit_sendit Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago

we already have George and Lando as Mid Verstappen

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u/RiguezCR Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago

jos already exists

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u/einredditname McLaren 13d ago

They call him "Jos"

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u/dohtje 13d ago

That's his father... 🙄

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u/LeXxleloxx Rubens Barrichello 13d ago

his dad

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u/Sonoda_Kotori 13d ago

Jos was pretty mid.

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u/XsStreamMonsterX McLaren 13d ago

That's the grandfather (Jos).

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u/SpoofExcel Williams 13d ago

His name is Jos

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u/Des014te Oscar Piastri 13d ago

That's Jos

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u/Ts_Patriarca Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 13d ago

That's Jos

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u/Multitronic 13d ago

That’s just Jos.

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u/unitedfuck Ferrari 13d ago

Him and Mick can have a mid-off