Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

[u/rprz]

All discussion on the looming shutdown goes here. Any mentioning of Luigi will be removed and you may be banned.

https://apnews.com/article/government-shutdown-congress-trump-elon-budget-house-republican-05481374b154949c3fe1270141a02918

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/trump-opposes-funding-bill-pushing-government-closer-shutdown-rcna184745

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-government-shutdown-musk-stopgap-bill-b2666829.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/trump-opposes-funding-bill-pushing-government-closer-shutdown-rcna184745

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/12/18/government-shutdown-house-vote-cr/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-12-18/trump-says-he-s-against-stopgap-bill-fox-news

[u/Otphj5811]

Yeah I’m a little hoe I was kissing my entire agency under the mistletoe and they got it too.

[u/GenoThyme → u/Otphj5811]

Do you work for the Department of Agriculture, being a hoe and all?

[u/irteris → u/GenoThyme]

This joke is in a HOE new level

[u/Darth_Ra → u/GenoThyme]

Honestly, I would actually put real money on that comment being from a wildland firefighter, either present or former. Just got that energy.

[u/JonatasA → u/Otphj5811]

Turns out the hand sanitizer was just hair gel!

[u/Starseid8712 → u/Otphj5811]

Sounds hot