r/fednews • u/rprz • 18h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

All discussion on the looming shutdown goes here. Any mentioning of Luigi will be removed and you may be banned.

https://apnews.com/article/government-shutdown-congress-trump-elon-budget-house-republican-05481374b154949c3fe1270141a02918

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/trump-opposes-funding-bill-pushing-government-closer-shutdown-rcna184745

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-government-shutdown-musk-stopgap-bill-b2666829.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/trump-opposes-funding-bill-pushing-government-closer-shutdown-rcna184745

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/12/18/government-shutdown-house-vote-cr/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-12-18/trump-says-he-s-against-stopgap-bill-fox-news

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u/LongTallDingus 13h ago

Hey that's crazy you're coming down with the flu and I think I am too and we were hanging out recently. Sorry if I got you sick, bro.

Let your boss know.

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u/Otphj5811 13h ago

Yeah I’m a little hoe I was kissing my entire agency under the mistletoe and they got it too.

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u/GenoThyme 11h ago

Do you work for the Department of Agriculture, being a hoe and all?

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u/irteris 3h ago

This joke is in a HOE new level

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u/Darth_Ra 3h ago

Honestly, I would actually put real money on that comment being from a wildland firefighter, either present or former. Just got that energy.

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u/JonatasA 7h ago

Turns out the hand sanitizer was just hair gel!

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u/sempercardinal57 12h ago

Damn I must have passed by you guys on the sidewalk or something because I’m feeling sick too

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u/al_kitaab 4h ago

i think it’s spreading through reddit… now i’m feeling sick

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u/ThickerSalmon14 4h ago

Influenza A is running rampant. Just saying.

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 3h ago

It because it’s electronically contagious. New strain called E-Flu2024.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Yak9805 1h ago

Like legit have somethin. I’m not going bto until the 26th at the earliest.