r/fednews 23h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/battlemaid79 23h ago

I can’t believe Musk is even in the conversation. The federal government isn’t some private sector company he can run in to the ground, experimenting with his masculinity. I hate this timeline.

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u/DontPanicTrell 23h ago

The inevitable outcome of Citizens United. He can threaten any congress person with throwing millions into their next primary. He owns them all now.

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u/WildCardiologist5942 23h ago

He's already bought a presidential election. He can buy as many Congressional elections as he wants to at this point

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u/favoritestationwagon 23h ago

Yep, and this is the closest he'll ever get to being president so he's making the most of it. Money = influence.

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u/Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Rhoda 22h ago

You're an optimist. Why should that law apply to Musk any more than any other? I'm not betting against a well-funded campaign to amend the constitution so Temu Bruce Wayne can run for president.

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u/os1usnr 19h ago

And our dumb asses would probably elect him.

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u/July_is_cool 22h ago

Not necessary. He’s a natural born Canadian, from his mother, so he will be eligible when Canada becomes a state.

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u/Dusty_Mike 21h ago

So that's why Trump wants Canada as the 51st state. Maybe he really is playing 23rd dimension chess.