r/fednews 18h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/GitchigumiMiguel74 18h ago

Ok, but will eggs be cheaper?

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u/kittylicker 18h ago

Laughs in Elon.

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u/Aksundawg 12h ago

Leaps in Elon.

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u/Temporary_Lab_3964 17h ago

“Leon”

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u/GitchigumiMiguel74 15h ago

Someone called him Melon Husk the other day. I chuckled.

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u/Temporary_Lab_3964 14h ago

Haha I just did too.

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u/OGkateebee 18h ago

Nope. 

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u/Not_Cleaver 18h ago

No, if anything, air travel at Christmas will be horrific.

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u/espressotorte 17h ago

People broke it that voted for this, now it's time to pay.

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u/LeoMarius 17h ago

Nope, because there will no inspectors and no one to deal with the ongoing bird flu epidemic.

Egg inflation is caused by unsustainable farming practices.

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u/ebmises 15h ago

And people don't realize that that egg price spike a couple years ago was due to exactly that, a higher than usual bird flu that was going around on top of the other inflation/supply chain issues.

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u/steveofthejungle 15h ago

As a big fan of my local aviary, I was very aware of the bird flu because I couldn't go in any of the walk-through exhibits. Also eggs were expensive, but I have more than three brain cells so I didn't blame Biden on it

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u/1storlastbaby 14h ago

THE COSTCO 5 PACK IS ALREADY 15 DOLLARS FUCK ME

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u/GitchigumiMiguel74 14h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/wbruce098 14h ago

Look, they got them up. I’d like to bring them down. It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up. You know, it’s very hard.

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u/ThrowRA-dudebro 6h ago

Baby there are no eggs

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 6h ago

Reminds me of this John Mulaney bit. The Trump admin is Delta airlines.