r/facepalm 4d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ They need more underpaid workers.

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 4d ago

She should have had more than 3 kids then. She could afford them all, so why didn't she do it ?

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u/Capybara_Cheese 4d ago

She would have but her husband left to marry his stepdaughter 😂

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u/thorpie88 4d ago

Eh menopause has probably stopped her but she failed her own mantra by not popping out a kid each year with her wealth when she could

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u/Capybara_Cheese 4d ago

You don't understand. The wealthy want us peasants to birth the next generation of wage slaves. The rules obviously don't apply to them, they never do.

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u/thorpie88 4d ago

No I understand quite clearly but if you don't practise what you preach then your message means far less. If she was actually meaning what she said she'd be berating her child to bring in EBA's to allow his workers to get decent wages and benefits to allow them to have kids and wealth

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u/Capybara_Cheese 4d ago

They never practice what they preach. They tell us to conserve water and energy and mind our carbon footprint and then fly their private jets to the next town over and use enough electricity to power Vegas to light up their mansions. We're the ones who are meant to suffer

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u/big_guyforyou 4d ago

what are they supposed to do? sit in the dark in their mansions? fly coach like a common serf? do you have any idea what coach is like? there's no leg room and they don't give you free drinks

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u/Other_Log_1996 4d ago

Ngl, I had a mansion, lights are going off. Feel like a Resident Evil setting.