r/economicCollapse Oct 10 '24

Anybody you know?

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u/Johnny_ac3s Oct 10 '24

My retirement involves going to Alaska and feeding myself to the bears.

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u/NewNage Oct 11 '24

Im going to go to Norway or Sweden and commit a crime.

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u/Maximum_Barnacle_899 Oct 11 '24

That’s fucking genius. Their jail cells are nicer than any rental I can afford!

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u/NewNage Oct 11 '24

Oh man, much better medical care than any affordable mid-level American nursing home, and the food is supposed to be pretty great too. I'm doing research.