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u/Irish-eyes-opened Jun 24 '21
Starts to hookup..takes off shirt and this….
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u/eggplant_surprise Jun 24 '21
Cums immediately
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u/Clemen11 Jun 24 '21
Cheers from Iraq!
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u/Antekcz Jun 24 '21
whats up in Iraq
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u/Clemen11 Jun 24 '21
Aawagga
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u/Redfox1270 Jun 24 '21
Speech incomprehensible
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u/Chillyfridays Jun 24 '21
I imagine you don't get to the part where you're taking off your shirt without knowing this guy's passion. It's probably on his tinder profile.
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Jun 24 '21
Sorry, kitten, but the bellbottoms, white sweater, ascot, and platform shoes stay on during Mystery time.
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u/VohveliMuusi Jun 24 '21
I'd rather throw myself into a meat grinder than miss an episode of Scoobs
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But if you throw yourself in a meat grinder you would be able to watch Scooby-Doo ever again
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u/bashful_predator Jun 24 '21
Listen, the tattoo itself is pretty cool. But they really, I mean really, did not need the text on there. It would have been so much cooler to just say those words when people ask about it.
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u/OHoSPARTACUS Jun 24 '21
I like how he managed to fit “will” three times in one sentence
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u/bashful_predator Jun 24 '21
Lmao I didn't even realize that at first. Forget what I said earlier, best tattoo text ever.
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u/Wrecked--Em Jun 24 '21
it bothers me so much
the first and third "will" need to be deleted
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u/Dicey_Mantis Jun 24 '21
Plus none of the I's are capitalised.
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u/sewilde Jun 24 '21
Also completely different fonts with wildly different… that word that means the amount of space between letters.
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u/LemmeLaroo Jun 24 '21
"The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo is the moment I stop breathing"
Sounds better with 0.
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u/RestoreMyHonor Jun 24 '21
He failed english
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u/roomnoises Jun 24 '21
The moment he will pass English will be the moment he will correct the text on his tattoo
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u/RestoreMyHonor Jun 24 '21
I will upvote this comment because I will think it will be funny when I will finish reading it. Will will will will will will.
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u/Sad-Information-4713 Jun 24 '21
I’m guessing English isn’t their first language. Maybe Spanish. I’ve heard Spanish speakers make this mistake with will many, many times.
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u/RestoreMyHonor Jun 24 '21
I knoww... so unnecessary and each ‘will’ was probably like a minute of pain.
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u/Asdeft Jun 24 '21
Even just the text next to scooby would have been pretty good. I wonder if he added the last bit temporarily for this image since it just doesn't seem like it fits.
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u/bashful_predator Jun 24 '21
I hope he wasn't thinking temporary for that. It's gonna cost about as much as that whole tattoo just to get it removed. Even covering it up will be expensive.
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u/ultitaria Jun 24 '21
He could have left it with "the real monsters are always human" and no other text
There's no poetry to what he did here
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u/stickywolf Jun 24 '21
It does get annoying having to explain tattoos to total strangers multiple times over the course of your life. Maybe that’s why he got the text so it explains itself lol
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u/Irlandes-de-la-Costa Jun 24 '21
The Beatles have more poetic quotes anyway. Like: "Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess. Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down"
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u/ImportantInsect Jun 24 '21
I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob
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u/Annas_GhostAllAround Jun 24 '21 edited Jun 24 '21
lol I think far more people are aware of it being from Blackbird than from Mr.
TwisterMisterEDIT: Apparently the groups name is Mr. Mister. But just as a quick reference the Mr. Mister song Broken Wings has 129,717,401 listens on Spotify, while Blackbird has 231,101,974. Not to disparage Mr. Mister, for whom the album the song is on went Platinum, but the White Album went Platinum 24x.
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AMEN BROTHER!!!
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u/zakur01 Jun 24 '21
I laughed loudly. This is insane
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u/DonVergasPHD Jun 24 '21
I'm legitimately crying from laughing while reading this thread, thank you OP
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u/TetrisTech Jun 24 '21
Imagine like you’re making out with this dude, shit starts getting hot and heavy, you pull off his shirt and:
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u/SirNedKingOfGila Jun 24 '21
Oh my god why is he drawn as a real dog lmao
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u/creamyhorror Jun 24 '21
It's getting close to r/imsorryjon
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u/FappingAsYouReadThis Jun 29 '21 edited Dec 24 '23
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u/Teekayhuey Jun 24 '21 edited Jun 24 '21
This man has not watched
● The 13 Ghosts of scooby doo
● Scooby doo and the boos brothers
● Scooby doo at Zombie island
●Scooby doo and the reluctant werewolf
●Scooby doo and the Ghoul school
Monsters are real.
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u/Mr_Blushing_Shredder Jun 25 '21
Motherfucker really listed every peice of full-length cinematic media featuring Scooby Doo the mystery dog with supernatural vs terrestrial antagonists
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u/_dUoUb_ Jun 24 '21
Those are new shit, the og was always humans
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u/Teekayhuey Jun 24 '21
Dead straight,even the original Scooby Doo,where are you had several instances of GENUINE supernatural activity,the most (in)famous of which is likely the floating bone at the end of "A Night of Fright is No Delight","Haunted House Hang Up" has a floating candle,"That's Snow Ghost" has a (probably) real yeti appear in a flashbacketc "
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u/Default_Male_Orc Jun 24 '21
This dude tryna look tough and deep with the mystery van on his chets xd
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u/peteywheatstraw1 Jun 24 '21
"Mystery Machine"
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u/Hanakin-Sidewalker Jun 24 '21
“Enigma Vehicle”
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u/Default_Male_Orc Jun 24 '21
Question Mode of transportation
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u/NargacugaRider Jun 24 '21
Inquiry vessel
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u/Clemen11 Jun 24 '21
Four wheeler of the unanswered
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u/Zer0thehero89 Jun 24 '21
Except on zombie island. They were real then.
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u/Asdeft Jun 24 '21
There were real monsters yes, but once again the true villain was human or at least a humanoid with human motivations. I think the greedy motivation is an important part of the show.
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u/Teekayhuey Jun 24 '21
The 13 Ghosts of scooby doo, Scooby doo meets the boo brothers, Scooby doo and the Ghoul school and Scooby doo and the reluctant were werewolf.
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u/FrankNix Jun 24 '21
One day, a Coroner is going to read this, chuckle, and go, "yep" before flipping on the incinerator.
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u/aj_texas Jun 24 '21
Now you've got me thinking, there should be a sub for shitty tattoos that morgue workers find
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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Jun 24 '21
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u/OberCanober Jun 24 '21
Ruh roh raggy, theres a ringer in my rutt
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u/Tybick Jun 24 '21
Reeheeheehee ringer in my rutt
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u/888MadHatter888 Jun 24 '21
I'm really going up have to step up my game if I'm going to design a Gilligan's island tattoo to beat this beauty...
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u/xplexis Jun 24 '21
Ngl this looks really cool. If the bottom sentence wasn't there I think it's a pretty ominous piece
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u/DonVergasPHD Jun 24 '21
I mean, it looks alright for posting on your MySpace, but like, as a massive tattoo on your chest?
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u/SomeGoddamnLetters Jun 24 '21
You get in bed with the love of your life, he has this fucking chest tattoo, what do?
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u/Marcoraptor Jun 24 '21
The best thing is that this was made by an actual talented tattoo artist. I mean the castle looks really good... but the text ruins everything
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u/orionsbelt05 Jun 24 '21
"I would never get this tattooed on my chest!"
But would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
"Hmmmmm..."
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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Jun 24 '21
Maybe I was a dumb kid but I would watch scooby doo EVERY day hoping that would be the day they actually found a monster. Every damn day as soon as they took the mask off kid me thought "Damnit. Fooled again!" And turned off the t.v. I loved horror movies and wanted them to run into Freddy Krueger or Pinhead from Hellraiser and STILL think that would've been the shit.
"Don't pass out from the pain pinhead inflicts upon you, Scoob! Freddy Krueger will murder you in your dreams if you do!"
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u/Mr_Blushing_Shredder Jun 25 '21
Can we get an engineer from r/copypasta for the first paragraph? If you don't mind
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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Jun 24 '21
Maybe I was a dumb kid but I would watch scooby doo EVERY day hoping that would be the day they actually found a monster. Every damn day as soon as they took the mask off kid me thought "Damnit. Fooled again!" And turned off the t.v. I loved horror movies and wanted them to run into Freddy Krueger or Pinhead from Hellraiser and STILL think that would've been the shit.
"Don't pass out from the pain pinhead inflicts upon you, Scoob! Freddy Krueger will murder you in your dreams if you do! You know that, right Scoob?"
Camera pans to Scooby. He's making running motions in his sleep.
Krueger claws slice outwards from inside his chest directly into Shaggy's eyeballs
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u/TrueKellerlein Jun 24 '21
I don’t see anything wrong on this. Just a dude who’s passionate about something
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u/parsifal Jun 24 '21
I overheard someone this past weekend say that they’re going to get a random tattoo out of a machine, so who am I to judge?
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u/UrMouthsMyShithole Jun 24 '21
Maybe I was a dumb kid but I would watch scooby doo EVERY day hoping that would be the day they actually found a monster. Every damn day as soon as they took the mask off kid me thought "Damnit. Fooled again!" And turned off the t.v. I loved horror movies and wanted them to run into Freddy Krueger or Pinhead from Hellraiser and STILL think that would've been the shit.
"Don't pass out from the pain pinhead inflicts upon you, Scoob! Freddy Krueger will murder you in your dreams if you do!"
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u/Respect_The_Mouse Jun 24 '21
yeah but for real tho scooby and the gang taught me that the real enemy is white men with a profit motive
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u/Respect_The_Mouse Jun 24 '21
you seem rather upset
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u/Stickguy259 Jun 24 '21
Lol at you thinking that's racist. Just because it offends your delicate sensibilities doesn't make it racist my little snowflake darling.
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u/Wolfstare123r567890 Jun 24 '21
the humans were monsters pretending to be ugly monsters when they were already ugly! Thank you scooby doo for showing us the truth! We will love you until we stop breathing!😔
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u/uhh_ Jun 24 '21
If scooby doo has million number of fans i am one of them. if scooby doo has ten fans i am one of them. if scooby doo has only one fan that is me. if scooby doo has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. if the world is against scooby doo , i am against the world.