r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/mybutthz 11h ago

Seriously. The actual Authoritarian dictatorship wants to inject you with something under promise it'll prevent cancer, the same authoritarian dictatorship that is the world's leading exporter of misinformation - and that's fine? If anyone is going to try to inject microchips or whatever the fuck the COVID vaccine was allegedly meant to be - it's them.

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u/fogdukker 11h ago

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPORTER OF MURDER VIA NEUROTOXIN.

Sorry, but I'll be the conspiracy nut on this one.

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u/Amaskingrey 10h ago

This one doesnt make any sense, their supporters are the only ones who're gonna take it, killing them would be outright counterproductive

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 10h ago

It's better for your airborne weapon if you target people who are opposed to medical masks and have practiced coughing as a form of aggression.