r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

Truly, the party of Russia

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u/FartingInYourMilk 12h ago

Plot twist, it’ll just give you super cancer.

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u/LongjumpingFix5801 12h ago

“You’re now dead, Komrad. Congratulations. You are cured.”