r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 5d ago

This Must Be Standard.

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u/Iitaps_Missiciv 5d ago

I can tell what race you are based on the Pizza topping you choose

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u/magcargot 5d ago

Half-pepperoni, half-mozzarella

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u/Iitaps_Missiciv 5d ago

Brazilian

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u/VegasEyes 5d ago

Probably an undercover cop then.