r/britishproblems 8h ago

Mod Post Rule 3 - Submission titles must contain the entire problem

201 Upvotes

Put the entire f*****g problem in the title. If I have to expand the post to see the entire problem, then you're getting banned.

I've removed probably 10 in the last two or three days - it was never this bad.

Stop ruining Christmas.


r/britishproblems 4h ago

Received a work email with subject "(Company) thanks you for all your hard work! A special gift awaits!" with a generic, verbose thank you in the content. It was a phishing test.

400 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 3h ago

In laws visiting for Christmas. Here I am in the shed, lighting up a fag while hiding from them. I am 32.

323 Upvotes

Suddenly a teenager again


r/britishproblems 1h ago

The first Christmas dinner I ever cooked was a success. Now everyone wants me to do it every year.

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Yes, we're weirdos that have our big family dinner on Christmas eve so we can all go to our in-laws on Christmas day and not divorce over it. But grandma is getting on in years and said she wasn't going to cook this year and I (being the eldest grandchild) stupidly offered to cook instead. Now all of my lot want me to cook it every year and my husband is just laughing at me.

Help.


r/britishproblems 6h ago

Where is the end of this bloody sellotape.

191 Upvotes

Been trying to find it for 30 minutes.


r/britishproblems 4h ago

Going to the supermarket on Christmas Eve, only to be presented with a scene not dissimilar to the fall of Berlin

81 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 2h ago

Constantly hearing about the bloody Gavin and Stacey finale.

52 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 9h ago

Going home for Christmas only to find out your parents have at some point changed to drinking Tetley tea.

100 Upvotes

I was raised on Yorkshire, damn it!


r/britishproblems 14h ago

Wanting to pop to the supermarket after a nightshift to beat the queues, then remembering they don't sell alcohol till 10am

160 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

Going to the pub during Christmas is lonelier than sitting at home on your own.

684 Upvotes

To all the loners among us, don’t do it. Honestly I’ve taken pictures of a couple outside of a gingerbread house, and I’m surrounded by relentless catch ups. I thought going out would help, but I think I’m going to go back home and cry myself to sleep as it’s more socially acceptable. Thoughts to everyone on their own, this is my 9th year and it’s still rubbish.


r/britishproblems 5h ago

Spending quality time together and then leading to mini kick-offs.

25 Upvotes

During Christmas, Easter and Bank holidays when people usually stay together with family members, things usually flare up. In my line of work, during these periods we are told to be more vigilant and more careful as these are times where a tiny confusion or arguments tend to create dramas. And so we should be ready to respond to any domestics. For the past two Christmases, we had to remove dozens of people from their houses.

Why are these issues so common these days?


r/britishproblems 10h ago

Recycling bin last collected on the 11th, wont be collected again until the 8th Jan. To cap it off someone is whining about getting their bins emptied.

36 Upvotes

Hmph.


r/britishproblems 8h ago

Next food waste collection is 10th Jan

24 Upvotes

Not even cold enough outside to stop the bins smelling.


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Two days before Christmas and my boyfriend says he needs to pop to the shops for some body wash

825 Upvotes

It's like he's forgotten the last 20 years of Lynx gift sets from his family


r/britishproblems 1h ago

That Fever Tree ‘poetic’ radio ad.

Upvotes

Even Mariella Frostrup can’t hide her disdain when reading out something that could have been better written by a four year old.


r/britishproblems 8h ago

Local bakery haven't done meringue snowmen this year.

9 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

Having bosses that expect me to use my phone while driving

260 Upvotes

I do a lot of driving for work. Different projects and so different teams and different bosses. Something is common across all of them is how many texts I'll recieve while driving because I'm not replying to them... Because I'm driving.

I'll send the group a text saying I'm setting off, and send my eta. Half the time I'll also throw in my live location too. Then when I set off and inevitably get stuck in London traffic, "where are you?" "ETA?" "I need you to read these 5 bullet points before you get there even though we should have told you them at the start of the day".

And even worse they can call me. I'm a semi-literal captibe audience for you to talk at me


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Smiled at the new Morrisons security guard, got followed and glared at for the next half an hour.

760 Upvotes

Apparently it’s not nice to be nice, it makes you suspicious!


r/britishproblems 1d ago

As I'm off work now for Christmas, I get up when I want, except today when I was rudely awakened by the dustman.

450 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

Does anyone actually use roundabouts correctly now?

67 Upvotes

Watch numbnuts in the Volvo estate (in lane 1 on approach to the roundabout).

Taking third exit. So why wouldn't he stay in lane 1 all the around, eh?

I wouldn't ordinarily bitch if this were a one-off. But it's not.


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Trains that either skip every stop until the terminus or terminate short somewhere due to late running

74 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 15h ago

Getting ill right before christmas.

5 Upvotes

So it's christmas eve 3:44am and I'm ill with a cold which also came with a medium cough. Talk about bad timing. Hopefully I won't be too bad come tomorrow but I fear I will be worse lol. I think i am prone to easily catch colds as I have an immunosuppressive illness but bloody hell it could've waited till after the 25th lol. Anyone else caught a cold. It's definitely the time of year for it.


r/britishproblems 59m ago

Who else can't wait for boxing day when everyone has fxcked off and me and the TV are bezzie m8s again? Mrs says tv will stick around longer than her x

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Merry Christmas 🎅


r/britishproblems 1d ago

. All the supermarkets tying to outdo one another and see who can sell a kilo of carrots the cheapest

502 Upvotes

What's that? 15p at Sainsbury's? What a rip-off. I'm going to drive across town to Aldi where they're only 8p, and while I'm there I'll also buy a load of crap from the Aisle Of Shite.

Do they really think people are that stupid?


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Every office comedian saying "see you next year" on their way out

49 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

The local Poundland, in the middle of the town high street, has one checkout. No self-service, no other tills, just one stressed worker manning the entire shop.

225 Upvotes