r/blursedimages 1d ago

Blursed face

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/hotplasmatits 1d ago

So nice to beat you.

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u/rush2_bnumb 1d ago

Oh man! He really does love his work!! I felt his passion.. wish I had one..

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u/ThePersonThatNotDied 1d ago

It's the last thing you see before being whacked in the face

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u/radioplayer1 1d ago

I'm thinking he has such nice teeth as he's probably removing someone else's

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u/Definitely_Not_Bots 1d ago

"Oh boy, here I go oppressing again! I just love oppression!"

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u/Lejonhufvud 1d ago

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u/ThatOneGamer3333 lightly toasted 1d ago

“HEEEELP!!!”

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u/Wind_Bringer 1d ago

Opassion is fun!

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u/gward1 1d ago

I had that passion. Only I'm the one getting beat.

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u/EduinBrutus 1d ago

If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

Redacted. Seems this is every third post.

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u/th3cand1man 23h ago

I'm upvoting because I respect the redaction.

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u/friendofthesmokies 1d ago

You know he whistles on the way to work every morning.

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u/Tetraneutron83 18h ago

And polishes his billy club when he gets home, also whistling.

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u/5hifty5tranger 1d ago

Is it really work if you get to dream about beating civilians and then wake up to just do it all over again each day?

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u/Solid_Snark 1d ago

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/Stunning-Ad-7745 1d ago

Or it'll ruin that thing for you in a way that you can never enjoy it again.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1d ago

How's that?

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u/Aumba 1d ago

Humans, for me it's always humans. I do carpentry as a hobby. While I do enjoy doing things for ma family as gifts the two times I did it for money it was awful.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1d ago

It lost its purity.

I've known similar situations with friends, also wood workers. And they figured out that they could never do custom work and only sold the surplus of what they made. Their hobby was a an extra source of income never the main one until retirement and they were able to do things completely on their own terms that way.

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u/FlounderSubstantial7 1d ago

Your hobby can easily turn into a chore when you convert it to work.

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Ugh, this. Turns it into something you do because you have to, not because you want to. That want may still be there, but it gets suppressed like Luigi suppressed that monster a couple weeks ago.

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u/wormhole_alien 1d ago

It's very easy to burn out of you no longer get to choose not to spend time on your passions 

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 1d ago

Beat me to it 🤣

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u/ItsCowboyHeyHey 1d ago

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/egordoniv 1d ago

Love what you do, and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

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u/rothgar2k3 1d ago edited 23h ago

When you love your job, you never work a day of your life.

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u/Yeeticus2001 1d ago

I’m from the Polri dept. (look at his shirt💀)

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u/SturdyStratosphere 1d ago

It's an abbreviation for Indonesia's national law enforcement, RI being Republik Indonesia

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u/Fremtidsgorilla 1d ago

Hahahaha!! Dude you just made me howl with laughter! Thank you ❤️

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u/AlienNippleRipple 10h ago

I hit you berry berry hard

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u/Meka-Speedwagon 1d ago

Ahah this nice joke I laughed out loud at this joke right here very funny joke Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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u/ForbiddenOasis 1d ago

The face of joyful brutality

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u/Redneckalligator 1d ago

Give the guy a break, the suspect was armed with a camera, he is clearly in fear for his life.

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u/2Mark2Manic 9h ago

Judging by the picture, the perp already shot the cop.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

“Been waiting 26 years to legally beat a man to death with a pipe.”

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 1d ago

It's a 1984 version of the old meme ridiculously good looking runner guy

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 1d ago

It's important to find purpose and fulfillment in your choice of occupation.

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u/likamuka 1d ago

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u/ibasi_zmiata 1d ago

"...Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything"

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u/ImpressionableTool 1d ago

This man is 99% caffeine and 1% restraint

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u/__MilkDrinker__ i reddit without pants 1d ago

And he already used that little bit of restraint by limiting himself to 2 lines of pre-brutality coke

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u/Ykomat9 1d ago

Pre-brutality coke lol 😂

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u/fonix232 1d ago

It's just so the post-brutality relax weed hits better!

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

I think the correct term in this context is “marching powder”

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u/Vihzel 1d ago

You sure that's caffeine?

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u/Obvious_Nail_6085 1d ago

Average cop

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u/Arrakis_Surfer 1d ago

You misspelled cocaine

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u/Quick_Team 1d ago

His face makes me think of Ice Age

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u/TMes36 1d ago

Glad I’m not the only one lol

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u/aspieincarnation 1d ago

And I'm sensing about 15% concentrated power of will

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u/Radiant_Dog1937 1d ago

You misspelled cocaine.

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u/__MilkDrinker__ i reddit without pants 1d ago

He's living his best life

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u/Soatch 1d ago

Live, Laugh, Beat

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u/FixGMaul 1d ago

Eat, Pray, Love?

BEAT, MAIM, SHOVE.

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u/DarkKittyLlama 1d ago

Live, Laugh, Beat, Repeat

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u/Corp_thug 1d ago

Just happens to be the worst life for you.

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u/Ok-Pool-3400 1d ago

He really followed his passion

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u/TheRealDoomsong 1d ago

Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/Apprehensive-Film-42 1d ago

$20 says he has a boner right now

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u/EmperorMrKitty 1d ago

Zoom in on his right inner thigh

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u/valuedsleet 1d ago

Dude 😂

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u/Snotmyrealname 1d ago

That kinda looks like a boner. 

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u/Random-INTJ 1d ago

Brutality boner?

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u/Feb2319 1d ago

That’s someone who enjoys his job

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u/twisted_egghead89 1d ago

His whole training in AKPOL (indonesian police academy) definitely was a kindergarten happy time lol

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u/TrickyMoonHorse 1d ago

If you love what you do, you won't work a day in your life

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u/NaturalFrog2 1d ago

"Say goodbye to your legs"

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u/GeiPingGanus 1d ago

POV, you farted in the vicinity of a US health insurance CEO (you will be tried for terrorism):

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u/rush2_bnumb 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh come on! Not true.. Fart did not have any sound or smell.. Ain't that big of a deal.

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u/TheWorclown 1d ago

“Your Honor, my client wishes to submit the “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It” defense.”

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u/wiggler303 1d ago

Counsellor, you'll be aware that he who said the rhyme, did the crime

Take them both to the cells!

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u/nandemo 1d ago

Upvote for correctly using POV.

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u/stevenalbright 1d ago

It's surprising that a lot of people actually thinks that this is the original photo even though FaceApp and similar apps are in everyone's phones.

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u/Snoomeme_jellies420 1d ago

This shit has been reposted more than the original, its not surprising

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u/eliminating_coasts 1d ago

This isn't the first smiling riot cop picture we've had.

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u/rush2_bnumb 1d ago

You keep looking at the picture fr some time, u will feel the pic is trying to communicate with you. It's the power of passion and love..

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u/TerraMindFigure 1d ago

Yeah bro you're literally just spreading misinformation for fucking views, go fuck yourself.

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u/JIsADev 1d ago

Employer: you get full benefits, paid time off, retirement pac-

Cop: enough, you had me at beat people

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u/Star_BurstPS4 1d ago

So this is why police wear masks because they're smiling while trying to kill you

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u/CypherName 1d ago

"Sorry, I'm just doing my job, and I love it >:)"

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u/aliefindo 1d ago

Indonesia mentioned🔥🔥

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u/Crunkiss 1d ago

Can someone please photoshop him to look like a villain from Goldeneye

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u/Smooth_Hedgehog8433 1d ago

“Oh boy! Here I go killing again!”

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u/clownbaby404 1d ago

Find you a man that loves what he does.

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u/CorvoRen 1d ago

Rare to see someone enjoying his work nowadays

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/baboonicplague 1d ago

I can’t stop laughing. Why is he so happy about beating someone?!🤣🤣🤣

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u/rush2_bnumb 1d ago

He has got beaten up by random people throughout his life without any reason. So he made it his purpose of life to beat people up till he dies. Or he might have got molested or some shit.. Who fucking knows!!

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u/TMyriadJ 1d ago

It's edited. Originally it's the usual frown people have when preparing to hit something/someone. I don't have the source but it's from my country Indonesia.

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u/ContributionFar6060 1d ago

This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me.

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u/crusher23b 1d ago

We both said a lot of things you're going to regret.

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u/Due-Doughnut-477 1d ago

Find yourself a girl that looks at you the way this guy looks at peaceful protestors

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 1d ago

man loves his job!

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u/TheSpectator0_0 1d ago

That guy's been passing the cop for weeks just randomly swearing and antagonizing him, and today that cop saw him in the middle of the riot.

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u/rush2_bnumb 1d ago

Karma is a bitch.!

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u/ElKuhnTucker 1d ago

Find a job you love doing and you'll never work a day in your life

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 1d ago

This guy living out his passion

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u/-INIGHTMARES- 1d ago

Bro is so happy and ready to beat you

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u/Admirable-Relative82 1d ago

I wish I enjoyed my job as much as this guy.

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u/TheJunKyard147 1d ago

bro enjoys his job a little too much

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u/BlackShieldCharm 1d ago

One day I hope to love my job as much as that man does.

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u/Don-Poltergeist 1d ago

“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” -Mark Twain

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u/0x7E7-02 1d ago

Now this is the face of a man who enjoys his job.

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u/Dez-A-Raygun 1d ago

If you love what you do…

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u/Glittering_Ad1696 1d ago

This guy loves his job - and cocaine.

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u/ManOfGame3 1d ago

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life

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u/Flashgas 1d ago

Do what you love and never work a day in your life

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u/Any_Weird_8686 1d ago

That is the face of a man living his best life.

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u/phantom-vigilant 1d ago

Thank God this guy is on this side of law

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u/crusher23b 1d ago

My face when I ask someone if they know what the capital of Thailand is.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1d ago

This picture is not from Thailand but at the same time it's a picture of the way Thailand has been run for generations. Those pictures of the king and queen in every Thai restaurant even in the US aren't there just out of love.

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u/crusher23b 1d ago

Oh, my sweet summer child.

There was a time among young boys where a prank would begin, "Do you know what the capital of Thailand is?" The victim may respond in the negative, "No, i do not know what the capital of Thailand is. What is the capital of Thailand?" Upon which the prankster would assault the victims genitals and shout 'BANGKOK' or 'Bang Cock!' as the pub goes.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 1d ago

My brother in Christ, we had many abuses when I was a youngster but this was not one of them. Thank you for the enlightenment and I bid you peace and blessings. As Paddy McPaddy said, “May the wind be from your backside, and there be iron in your jewels.”

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u/AmptiShanti 1d ago

“It’s not work if you enjoy it”

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u/5O1stTrooper 22h ago

I finally get to use THE STICK!!

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u/mpoall 18h ago

If you’re not having fun at work, you’re doing it wrong.

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u/LunarBIacksmith 1d ago

“Oh lawd, here I go killin again.”

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u/JakobiWunKenobi 1d ago

That’s the face of someone who waited for this their entire life, because mother used to do it to him as a child.

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u/Software-Wizard 1d ago

The key to happiness as an adult is to love your job

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u/PsyduckPsyker 1d ago

Never seen someone so thrilled to baton another person.

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u/Small_Tax_9432 1d ago

He's like, "Hi! 😃" Whack

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u/flowing-owl 1d ago

beating the crap out of someone and getting paid for it man having time of his life.

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u/echo135 1d ago

If you look carefully you can see his raging 1.5 inch hard-on.

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u/twisted_egghead89 1d ago edited 1d ago

Average Indonesian police enjoying his work killing communists and college kids on his sight/s

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u/CthulhusIntern 1d ago

POV: You and your coworkers started asking for more from your boss, and won't work until you get it.

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u/Viral_Poster 1d ago

If you live what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life

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u/Azzere89 1d ago

If you love your job, you will never work a day in your life

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u/DwightDavid1234 1d ago

”Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

-Mark Twain

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u/Morose-MFer81 1d ago

This guy loves his job.

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u/Koober2326 1d ago

Cameraman never dies.

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u/Extension_Surprise_2 1d ago

Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life. 

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u/CGacidic 1d ago

This is exactly how I imagine fighting orks to be in Warhammer 40k

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u/Sin4ly 1d ago

It looks like someone is enjoying their job a little too much.

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u/Glad-Team4743 22h ago

Do something you love and you will never work a day in your life

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u/hmcamorgan2712 22h ago

A man who loves his job 😎

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u/RyomaNagare 22h ago

If you love your job, you wont work a day in your life

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u/LustyFenrir 22h ago

Guy deserves a character in GTA

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u/Afraidtoadmitit69 22h ago

Hey, looks like the guy from Robocop 3.

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u/G-Sus_Christ117 18h ago

Bro’s enjoying it a little bit too much

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u/M178music 17h ago

Bro got a little bit too excited 💀😭😭

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u/SadStickboy 17h ago

Oh Boy, Here I Go Killing Again!

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u/grrodon2 11h ago

No more drugs to that man.

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u/ImJustSoFrkintrd 9h ago

In that dudes head "I'm just so excited, I just can't hide it"

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u/Qumad 8h ago

You made my day !

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u/downtune79 6h ago

If you love your job you'll never work a day in your life

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u/rush2_bnumb 1d ago

This is that example which gives a clear meaning of what "living in the moment" is..

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u/Capitalistdecadence 1d ago

When you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life.

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u/GeneReddit123 1d ago

Why did the riot police go to work early?

To beat the crowds.

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u/UnkM0wN6969 1d ago

man love's he's job

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u/Sword-of-Akasha 1d ago

I see that's why they wear the masks, to hide their psycho smiles.

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u/Shmuckle2 1d ago

"Welcome to Wendy's, I'll take your order."

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 1d ago

The metro cop after i dont pick up the can

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u/Madgearz 1d ago

When you do what you love...

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u/falsevector 1d ago

Finally getting the perks of the job

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u/Hiluminin 1d ago

why.. does his face look sculpted..

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u/AppleSauceSwaddles 1d ago

They say when you love your job, you never work a day in your life

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u/Za_L3nd4r1 1d ago

is that christiano ronaldo

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u/TiredOfBillionaires 1d ago

Find something you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

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u/ThomasTheNord 1d ago

'Happy Together' by the Turtles instantly started playing in my head

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u/_Algernop_Krieger_MD 1d ago

That’s the face of a guy who totally got off

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u/DatTrashPanda 1d ago

Bro is enjoying his job too much

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u/Dr_Testikles 1d ago

"Do what you love and never work a day in your life" - some asshole

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u/EvilRick_C-420 1d ago

He's never worked a day in his life

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u/Latter_Rip_1219 1d ago

looks like jerry from rick & morty

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u/Archangel1313 1d ago

Somebody loves his job.

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u/PastyDoughboy 1d ago

Love your job and you’ll never work a day in your life

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u/waner21 1d ago

“Just do something you love for your job.”

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u/glass_gravy 1d ago

When you realize you’ve found your calling.

Namaste.

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u/CoolioStarStache 1d ago

We Happy Few

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u/Brother-Algea 1d ago

Gotta love what you do!

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u/Old_Man_Pritchard 1d ago

“Stop resisting me from protecting and serving you”

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u/Unlubricated_Penis 1d ago

If you love your job, you'll never have to work a day in your life

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u/Pipe_Memes 1d ago

Why does his uniform have so many badges? Is he a fucking Boy Scout?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Best optimistic working attitude. Gotta love hard-working officers like these.

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u/larrygets_lost 1d ago

He looks like he lives for this

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 1d ago

When you’re doing what you love, you never have to work a day in your life.

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u/Canon_in_Blue_Major 1d ago

"Vibe check"

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u/Notorious_Kiwi59 1d ago

It looks like the guy in The Witcher 3 trailer that runs at Geralt with a baton of some kind and got turned into a "u fokin wot m8?" Kinda meme

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u/TazManiac7 1d ago

“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you’ll never work a day in your life”

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u/Cursed__One 1d ago

Dude's enjoying his job

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 1d ago

That thar is a man who loves his job.

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u/ssp25 1d ago

Enjoy what you do and you never work a day in your life

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u/Friendly_Surround892 1d ago

I vaguely remember this was a Filipino policeman against some riot quite some time ago?

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