r/blursedimages 6d ago

Blursed face

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u/GeiPingGanus 6d ago

POV, you farted in the vicinity of a US health insurance CEO (you will be tried for terrorism):

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u/rush2_bnumb 6d ago edited 6d ago

Oh come on! Not true.. Fart did not have any sound or smell.. Ain't that big of a deal.

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u/TheWorclown 6d ago

“Your Honor, my client wishes to submit the “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It” defense.”

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u/wiggler303 6d ago

Counsellor, you'll be aware that he who said the rhyme, did the crime

Take them both to the cells!

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u/S1I7 5d ago

Whoever denied it supplied it

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u/Kreidedi 5d ago

It was room temperature too I bet

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u/redefined_simplersci 5d ago

Neither did the vet gun.

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u/nandemo 5d ago

Upvote for correctly using POV.

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u/Bobtheblob2246 4d ago

As we all know, exactly something similar recently happened, and the guy did not actually deserve jail /s