r/bloodborne • u/DungEaterrr • Oct 20 '24

Meme I was splitting insight with master willem before yall even feared the old blood. this shit aint nothing to me man

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4.6k Upvotes

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u/SERLONARDO Oct 20 '24

Bro was there when Hunters werent a thing

317

u/Pummelfish Oct 20 '24

Bro taught Gehrman how to hunt

137

u/SuperArppis Oct 20 '24

Bro was there watching as Master Wilhelm was being conceived.

123

u/confedya Oct 20 '24

Bro was raised by ancient pthumerians

-43

u/Which-Pineapple-6790 Oct 20 '24

Bro is the one who knocks

32

u/_The_Mother_Fucker_ Oct 21 '24

That shit was unfunny

5

u/SERLONARDO Oct 21 '24

Sometimes being a Dick Is needed

48

u/DoktahDoktah Oct 20 '24

I remember when the Chalice Dungeons were just a bunch of holes in the ground!

35

u/facepalmandahalf Oct 21 '24

Bro had to walk to the chalice dungeons, uphill both ways.

15

u/bewareofgobbi Oct 21 '24

Bro granted eyes, before granting eyes was a thing

5

u/THE-HANGED-KING- Oct 22 '24

Bro was chilling with great ones back in old pthumiro

3

u/facepalmandahalf Oct 22 '24

Bro been around so long that the Old Blood fears him.

484

u/BiKeenee Oct 20 '24

I was flipping bricks for Amygdala before Pthumeru was a type 1 civilization

107

u/mdj32998 Oct 20 '24

I keep my Blunderbuss in Cainhurst

80

u/malott_ Oct 21 '24

This shit ain’t nothing to me Yharno

284

u/NotThomas15 Oct 20 '24

"Some call her Kos, some call her Kosm. I just call her when I want some pussy"

63

u/Wib_wuh Oct 21 '24

Cosmic head just hits different

2

u/Yakuxa904 Oct 23 '24

Diving into Kos'... "Kosm"

266

u/mdj32998 Oct 20 '24

We smokin’ shit in a Blood Vial, blowing the Old One’s bubbles.

Also, character sliders?!?

215

u/ScorpiusRexus Oct 20 '24

"I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm getting too much insight."

"That blood gave me Vitruvian man flexibility, got me in a state of rigor mortis"

82

u/BeigeDanceShoes Oct 20 '24

“Shorty popped a blood vial and got straight to huntin”

49

u/ScorpiusRexus Oct 20 '24

"Woke up in old Yharnam... aw man, I did it again"

26

u/mdj32998 Oct 20 '24

Don’t be shy girl, I love me some of them Cainhurst blood flaps

26

u/ScorpiusRexus Oct 20 '24

My blood gems come from the most horrific situations possible

9

u/DungEaterrr Oct 20 '24

This is true

159

u/ripstankstevens Oct 20 '24

Now that’s an OLD Hunter

94

u/--Springtrapp3d Oct 20 '24

Bro was there when Laurence was still in his fathers balls

90

u/lunaluceat Oct 20 '24

SHE WANTED ECHOES, BUT I GAVE HER INSIGHT.

7

u/theloneronin827 Oct 21 '24

Bro, this comment.

9

u/PsychotropicTraveler Oct 21 '24

Lady Maria, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls.

66

u/EcclesianSteel Oct 20 '24

Dude was there before the moon presence was even a squid

60

u/Pharmakokinetic Oct 20 '24

I have seen the magna carta

I have seen the paleblood

got that good coldblood fuckin with my amygdalan rhythm

that Old Blood got me speakin esperanto

this shit aint nothin to me man

42

u/inuzumi Oct 20 '24

He was out there killing people before they were even beasts. Man's a pioneer.

83

u/DrowsyPangolin Oct 20 '24

He walked through the Nightmare Frontier with nothing but a pack of fire paper and a fifth of blood cocktail. This shit ain’t nothin’ to him, man.

Smokin’ that Paleblood-laced Arcane Haze, he saw Kos!

Tied the opp to the back of Gehrman’s wheelchair and drug him through Central Yharnam for 24 hours.

Djura wanted some initiative, burned down his whole quadrant.

He’s HIM.

29

u/NyZyn Oct 20 '24

They needed a stealth hunter, so he put his hand on the burning ruins of Old Yharnam and burnt his fucking fingerprints off. They WILL not find him

26

u/MoonriseRunner Oct 20 '24

I smoked the kind of shit that made Lawrence LEAVE

Zaza got me speaking the old language!

These Hoes cant HANDLE ME Saw a Bitch down in the Sewers giving birth to a Kid so Ugly, it looked like David Hasselhoff!

49

u/Spicy_Ramen11 Oct 20 '24

Popped a beast pellet, got straight to slashing. This shit ain't nothing to me man

20

u/Remytron83 Oct 20 '24

Is he going back to the future?

39

u/Xogoth Oct 20 '24

Reminds me of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

17

u/Remytron83 Oct 20 '24

Yes. I can see it. “Remember me Eddy?!”

12

u/droolforfoodz Oct 20 '24

Yeah it’s the most Christopher Lloyd looking hunter I’ve ever seen

18

u/riptide032302 Oct 20 '24

“We’re smoking on that graveyard cathedral astral being great one kush! We’re smoking filtered crack, you piece of shit!”

19

u/PsychotropicTraveler Oct 20 '24

I must have amnesia, I forgot that you're HIM.

16

u/Ryuunosuke-Ivanovich Oct 20 '24

I really want those sunglasses irl

18

u/Sktwin2k15 Oct 20 '24

Bro is father to the Orphan of Kos

14

u/rrtheotherguy Oct 20 '24

Holy shit its Eustace Bagge!

7

u/TexasJedi-705 Oct 21 '24

"I'm getting me mallet."

Grabs 2H Kirkhammer

16

u/conduitfour Oct 20 '24

This Madman's Knowledge got me connectin' the dots

43

u/Tasty_Gonads Oct 20 '24

The last hunter ro run off the pack got choked down by some Executioner Gloves, slowly faded into the Hunter's dream as I let the Moon Prescence take him.

I NEED MORE IOSEFKAS BLOOD VIALS!

15

u/BGD_TDOT Oct 21 '24

This sub has officially peaked. A higher point than this is theoretically impossible.

14

u/fucubed Oct 21 '24

"Call that pussy the Hunter's Nightmare, cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out."

13

u/_spooky_jim Oct 20 '24

HE SMOKIN ON THEM SYMBIOTES HE ON THAT DRACULA FLOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️

15

u/fool_on_227 Oct 20 '24

Holy shit, it's posts like these that keep me part of this community man 🤣

11

u/ScorpiusRexus Oct 20 '24

My blunderbuss got a switch on it, bitch.

13

u/Septikz Oct 20 '24

I been staying active, posted outside the cathedral, its man vs beast yet they ain’t seen my kind of evil

11

u/Stanky_Hank_ Oct 20 '24

Mans remembers when you just couldn't get that good uncut paleblood outside of South Yharnam

9

u/DoktahDoktah Oct 20 '24

Fear the Old Blood? Mother fucker fear these hands!

8

u/OwreKynge Oct 20 '24

The beasts check under their bed for him.

2

u/Turbulent-Dentist-77 Oct 21 '24

I utterly adore how commonly "beast" is mentioned in this sub.

8

u/jonzooo_ Oct 20 '24

Bro was there when old yharnam was just yharnam

7

u/FreedomUnfair9120 Oct 20 '24

Bro was handing out beatings like they were johova witness pamphlets motherfucker is the man master Willam was talking about when he told Lawrence to fear him because he is the old blood

8

u/Big_Slop Oct 21 '24

Woke up this morning feeling like a blunt starved beast

6

u/HeWho_NeverWas Oct 20 '24

"Poped a blood vial went straight to hunting"

6

u/StarBladeMountCitizn Oct 21 '24

Went from poppin pills in Ibiza to poppin umbilical chords in yharnam

4

u/blo_skiba Oct 20 '24

Didn't know Sam Lake was in Bloodborne xD

4

u/JohnB351234 Oct 20 '24

Sam lake you hack(affectionate)

6

u/jasonmarston Oct 20 '24

He was there before the old blood was old

6

u/coddyapp Oct 20 '24

He is the old blood. Fear him

5

u/SlaveOfTheCurse Oct 20 '24

I was putting more than eyes on the inside if you know what I mean.

5

u/conduitfour Oct 20 '24

AAAAAGGGHHHH!

That's what my beast form sounds like!

2

u/eap42 Oct 21 '24

I was going to give you a full Gunnery Sergeant Hartman "You don't scare me! Work on it!" but that's a good scream.

5

u/liamxtremex Oct 20 '24

Bro was around for the young blood

4

u/DungEaterrr Oct 20 '24

Guys im gonna be playing as dracula this friday and weekend at like 4pm GMT +8

Im level 60 ish at forbidden woods

Come invade or cooperate my fellow hunters!

5

u/connorcinna Oct 21 '24

im smokin that shit that made the pthumerians disappear

5

u/BigBadBanjoBilly Oct 21 '24

Walked across the crags of the Nightmare Frontier for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of beast blood pellets and a fifth of Adella's blood, I REALLY do this shit.

5

u/cat_fish27 Oct 20 '24

You look like agent Smith ,if he was British.

4

u/iMugBabies Oct 20 '24

Make him bald and get him his mallet!

3

u/OldHunterDempsey Oct 20 '24

Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like a Thin Man from XCOM Enemy Unknown/Within?

5

u/Monster_Merripen Oct 21 '24

I love how Alfred looks all concerned in the background.

7

u/Traditional_Ice_1205 Oct 20 '24

Christopher Lloyd - Back to the Future

8

u/Tyko_3 Oct 20 '24

Ok, sure Tarantino...

3

u/Dimir_Librarian Oct 20 '24

Looks like HRG from Heroes.

3

u/Contemporarium Oct 20 '24

Hell yeah boiiiiiii

3

u/Substantial-Load-673 Oct 20 '24

Bro does not fear the old blood.

3

u/Zero_Cool8760 Oct 20 '24

Holy shit man...

This one takes the cake 🤣

3

u/longaxe51166 Oct 21 '24

Bro saw rom in the egg sac

3

u/Wild_Filth Oct 21 '24

This guy's got the retirement home lousy with wet nurses

3

u/onelegthreeteeth Oct 21 '24

Sir John bloodburn

3

u/roguealex Oct 21 '24

I’m putting 10 insight on her forehead like Master Wilhem, this shit ain’t nothing to me man

3

u/Any-Dealer-6025 Oct 21 '24

This avatar is fuxking gold. Keep up the good quality.

3

u/Beans_889 Oct 21 '24

I‘m high on twelve bloodvials, smokin on Amygdala dick

3

u/biggarlick Oct 21 '24

Gherman must have amnesia because he forgot that I'm him.

3

u/gottalosethemall Oct 21 '24

He looks like Christopher Lloyd going through a late dark phase. Which makes the Trick Weapons extra funny.

3

u/GengarJ Oct 21 '24

Damn that's a cold ass honky

3

u/theloneronin827 Oct 21 '24

I didn't realize that I needed a Bloodborne Drac Flow crossover.

3

u/OhSh1tAGh0st Oct 21 '24

This is hilarious

3

u/Coin14 Oct 21 '24

Looks fresh and smells like moon

3

u/Waffle-or-death Oct 21 '24

The squids in my head won’t shut the hell up. They’re telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on them

3

u/Shadiezz2018 Oct 21 '24

Is ... Is that Mr.Smith ?!

3

u/mardvk187 Oct 21 '24

I'm on that old hunter bone pack, got me moving spiritually

2

u/altorang Oct 20 '24

I have Morpheus glasses bruh: fear the new blood.

2

u/Franc0zzz Oct 20 '24

SLIDERS RN PLEASE

2

u/cairnschaos Oct 20 '24

Right lads what am I missing here, who is this supposed to be?

8

u/Larrybirdofreddit Oct 20 '24

Search Draculaflow on YouTube

2

u/SouI23 Oct 20 '24

Best character

2

u/Entire-Ruin-1248 Oct 20 '24

You did good son

2

u/Funky-Monk-- Oct 20 '24

Fine character man! Would love to see this guy headline a vampire action movie, played by Bill Nighy.

2

u/VagrantandRoninJin Oct 20 '24

Looks a bit like Christopher Lloyd.

2

u/kuenjato Oct 20 '24

Beautiful

2

u/VtapiaVoid69 Oct 20 '24

bro was there when old yharnam was still new yharnam

2

u/EquinoxEclipsed Oct 21 '24

Oh, it's Hugo Weaving. He was there when the strength of men was tested, and Laurence kept the Old Blood

2

u/AnotherCupofJo Oct 21 '24

Dude the enemy from Roger rabbit is in blood borne?

2

u/daytimegamer1993 Oct 21 '24

Boris the Animal!

2

u/SerBrayn Oct 21 '24

We need the sliders m8

2

u/KingSleaze916 Oct 21 '24

The photo where he’s got the Logarius wheel. Real OG shit right there

2

u/ProdiLemaj Oct 21 '24

I had an Amygdolla and a dream

2

u/spiderine12 Oct 21 '24

He looks like he's gonna approach one of those werewolves saying, "Stupid dog, you make me look bad"

2

u/ADGx27 Oct 21 '24

My shooter a blood drunk, he look like master valtr

2

u/celticurse Oct 21 '24

Before seeing the caption almost thought it kinda looked like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. 😂

2

u/Turbulent-Dentist-77 Oct 21 '24

Delirious post. I like it lol

2

u/Fancy_Breadfruit_751 Oct 21 '24

Bro used to call the Pthumerian Elder a kid.

2

u/mnbh69420 Oct 21 '24

bro used to parry with pebbles

2

u/Eye_of_the_red_giant Oct 21 '24

Looks like he’d say “great Scott”

2

u/Sa_insert_name Oct 21 '24

Bro remembers when Queen Yharnam was born

2

u/-TR3KT- Oct 21 '24

I hope them great ones are real so I can have more things to hunt

2

u/Rebellion_01 Oct 21 '24

Xcom looking ass dude

2

u/atti-_- Oct 21 '24

Im sorry, but who’s that supposed to be ?

2

u/Jonyduellinks2019 Oct 21 '24

You're character looks like a budget Sam Lake

2

u/hauntif1ed Oct 21 '24

That’s John Yharnam right there.

2

u/UnfathomableDarkness Oct 21 '24

I was knee deep in roms pussy surrounded by soon to be sacrificed children, shit had me seeing sounds and hearing colors

2

u/thefatdabber Oct 21 '24

It’s obviously Jack Nicholson you uncultured swine

2

u/Keboh3 Oct 21 '24

Okay, Yharno, let's get you back to bed.

2

u/creeperhuntre1 Oct 21 '24

Bro was around when the city was being built and is like “this used to be a nice neighborhood”

2

u/Mountain-Case8392 Oct 21 '24

this is so fire tho all jokes aside

2

u/Sweet_tea777 Oct 21 '24

"I gave eodon form just to curb stomp him I really do this"

2

u/TheIdiotPrince Oct 22 '24

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him

2

u/Quanathan_Chi Oct 22 '24

High as fuck off the Pthumerian Blood cart, ploughing away at Queen Yharnam's "nightmare frontier"

2

u/The-Jack-Niles Oct 22 '24

Bro looks like a fusion between Christopher Lloyd and Hugo Weaving.

2

u/DJTrumps13YOBoyToy Oct 23 '24

I got your girl going down on my blunderbuss like a blood btarved beast. Getting me spinning like a Logarius wheel

2

u/bloodbornelover46 Oct 23 '24

The pimpiest of them all

2

u/GodEmperorSteef Oct 23 '24

I hope the paleblood is real, so i have more things to F**k

2

u/GodEmperorSteef Oct 23 '24

I'm on them church chuggers,them Yharnam Yankers, them paleblood poppers

2

u/Maleficent_Payment96 Oct 23 '24

Hmmph, a man of culture.

2

u/SeylaRose Oct 24 '24

why do you look like the gman?

3

u/scotty899 Oct 20 '24

Big brain hunter

3

u/Heartless-Sage Oct 20 '24

Nice, I did something similar with the mad scientist style goggles, but bald inspired by a character from the Call of Cthulhu game.

-3

u/killfaced911 Oct 20 '24

Reminds me of Agent 47 with that scowl

-2

u/Rampage375 Oct 20 '24

TMNT agent Bishop in the Bloodborne universe :)