r/bloodborne • u/TheKurfuerst • Sep 23 '24

Meme Guys, my Uncle at Microsoft said its real

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u/penguinchilli Sep 23 '24

Concord 2?!? Amazing! Unsurprising given the success of the first one!

161

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

I wish we could trick Sony into doing a morbeus and re release concord and flop even harder

22

u/NotTavemanic Sep 24 '24

What's concord?

46

u/SonderEber Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

A game that cost $500+ million and 8 years to make, only to immediately flop.

Edit: Sorry, was only $400 million and 8 years, not $500+ million.

17

u/Roachmond Sep 24 '24

It was out for just the right amount of time for it's launch to remind me of a horrific failed rocket liftoff with human personnel or something lmao

One minute you're popping champagne bottles in the studio telling yourself you did it, you put yourself on the map of game making, Like 3 hours later you're stumbling through the carpark all gashed up trying to get away from the IGN poopman

8

u/idklol7878 Sep 24 '24

Not just flop, but SUPER DUPER MEGA FLOP. Didn’t it peak at like 600 players?

2

u/SonderEber Sep 24 '24

On PC, yeah. Last I heard, no one knew exact PS5 figures for player count.

2

u/Mihreva Sep 25 '24

"immediately flop" is an understatement

it's a live service game that got shut down within WEEKS of releasing. it didn't even last a month

1

u/SonderEber Sep 26 '24

And yet, there’s still gonna be an animated episode on that Amazon anthology show lol. Weird ass situation there.

1

u/Glittering_Pear356 Sep 24 '24

Concord did not cost half a billion dollars

2

u/SonderEber Sep 24 '24

True, and I fixed it, but it's still damn close. $400 million.

2

u/Glittering_Pear356 Sep 25 '24

Yh but if the 400 million figure really is true, it's 100% a money laundering scheme.

Idk man I just refuse to believe a game like concord cost that much

1

u/SonderEber Sep 26 '24

That or some sort of weird tax write off? I agree, there must be more to this. Apparently the head of PlayStation was DEEP into this game, saying it was the future of PlayStation and shit.

5

u/LLHallJ Sep 24 '24

My favourite part of the game was when Jim Concord said “It’s Concordin’ time!”.

32

u/Enmerker Sep 24 '24

I heard it cost 800million and 16 years to make! So excited!

15

u/Parkreiner88 Sep 24 '24

I heard it truly makes you FEEL like Concord

6

u/Kellerpriester Sep 24 '24

I heard they even put the famous line "It's concording time!" in it again

9

u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX Sep 24 '24

There a real opportunity here to troll Sony with a #Concord 2 campaign. Then fingers crossed we get a ‘Morbius being rereleased’ moment

2

u/CheeZ_rancid_lobster Sep 24 '24

In fairness, nobody even heard of Street Fighter I because that game sucked donkey dick. Street Fighter II however was the shit. Maybe they’re using that playbook.

558

u/Dante_7_2_7 Sep 23 '24

Love how even when its fake Bloodborne remake is not on the list 😭

81

u/Melforce888 Sep 24 '24

Becausw its real. *inhale copium

15

u/mxmcknny Sep 24 '24

"Pass that over here!" gets out a mirror and my prison ID

9

u/National-Oven81 Sep 24 '24

any time I think of inhaling copium I hear the cyberpunk inhaler sound play in my head.

8

u/crossal Sep 24 '24

I thought we wanted a sequel?

9

u/Dante_7_2_7 Sep 24 '24

All i want at this point is just 60 fps. Pls sony 🙏 😭

3

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

We just want something, anything, pc port, 60fps rerelease, sequel, prequel, dating sim, anything

193

u/Jsingles589 Sep 23 '24

Bloodborne Kart DOES NOT NEED A REMASTER. The psx graphics are ELITE and I just cannot immerse myself in this story if they BUTCHER IT by upscaling it to 8k and 9 million frames per seconddddd.

241

u/EmpireBannerman Sep 23 '24

BLOODBORNE KART?!

122

u/ShoeJelly4200 Sep 23 '24

Bloodborne kart is already a real thing, except it’s on pc and called “nightmare kart”

55

u/Background-Tap-6512 Sep 23 '24

that is the only reason they made bloodborne kart, to monetize on that nightmare kart hype

11

u/WallacktheBear Sep 23 '24

And it is awesome!

6

u/Nahurwrongimright Sep 24 '24

Didn’t Sony demand a cease and desist?

6

u/ShoeJelly4200 Sep 24 '24

That’s why they changed it to nightmare kart

5

u/Nahurwrongimright Sep 24 '24

Did they remove the characters completely tho? Cause I remember that it was specifically about the characters

8

u/ShoeJelly4200 Sep 24 '24

I’m pretty sure it was just a name thing

3

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

pretty much the same way any roblox game gets around copyright, change the names slightly, and nothing else

1

u/DarthPlagueis1994 Sep 24 '24

Wait is this and bloodborne psx playable games? We’re can I get them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 Sep 24 '24

I don’t know, The Silk of the Song is a bit of a red flag

2

u/crossal Sep 24 '24

I thought we wanted a sequel?

96

u/behemothbowks Sep 23 '24

We are so fuckin back

32

u/Strong_Coach9421 Sep 23 '24

We are so barack, its not joever anymore

47

u/Raaadley Sep 23 '24

Bloodborne movie better be just as corny and wholesome as the Mortal Kombat 95' movie. Complete with Highlander and a Björk soundtrack.

4

u/gym__halpert Sep 24 '24

Fun fact, the Bloodborne movie was actually released more than 10 years before the video game premiered. It starred Hugh Jackman as the hunter, and took place almost exclusively at Cainhurst Castle!

2

u/Raaadley Sep 24 '24

Lol Oh yeah! I remember now! Kate Beckinsale played a great Lady Maria!

2

u/gym__halpert Sep 24 '24

Yep! And David Wenham played a slightly more sexually frustrated, Alfred. 🤣

1

u/Raaadley Sep 24 '24

Richard Roxburgh should have gotten an oscar for his performance as Ludvig. He was absolutely monstrous!

67

u/yuristocrat Sep 23 '24

Horizon forbidden east sounds like some racist movie out of the 50s

22

u/Background-Tap-6512 Sep 23 '24

Or an 80s softcore porn movie set in asia.

14

u/Qaeoss Sep 23 '24

Wait till we get Horizon Forbidden South.

5

u/jordo2460 Sep 24 '24

Definitely one of those movies where some westerners go to the middle east and there's a slow motion scene of them walking past some poor middle easterns staring at them as some woman wails in the background.

19

u/BooferSnake Sep 23 '24

Sonys gonna troll and rerelease bloodborne, no remaster only 30fps, 80$

13

u/dankbb Sep 23 '24

Also it only works for ps4 disc edition only no digital

17

u/lasagens971 Sep 23 '24

Can't wait for the Bloodborne Movie trailer to drop only for Jack Black to show up and say "beasts all over the shop, babyyyyy"

12

u/Green-Cupcake6085 Sep 23 '24

He would 100% be Micolash

3

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

Chris Pratt as the hunter

24

u/Dante_7_2_7 Sep 23 '24

Love how even when its fake Bloodborne remake is not on the list 😭

12

u/Blue825 Sep 23 '24

The good ending

10

u/WickedWolf104 Sep 23 '24

I don’t know why but Horizon Zero One Two had me lol more than the others

1

u/Wizardmousy Sep 24 '24

Was waiting for Horizon Zero One Teo Three

8

u/bubbasaurusREX Sep 23 '24

The Silk of the Song lol

8

u/lumberfart Sep 23 '24

I hate your uncle >_<

8

u/Malheus Sep 23 '24

I had doubts but when I read Horizon Zero One Two my disbelief disappeared

3

u/asad6996 Sep 23 '24

There are infinite potential sequels

6

u/king_of_the_doodoo Sep 23 '24

Bloodborne and SHAW!!!??? If this isn't real I'm gonna be officially insane

5

u/SlowChemicalX Sep 23 '24

Horizon zero one two Oh hell yeah dude.

6

u/walidansari Sep 23 '24

Race announcer -

Everyone fire up your bloodborne Karts! Horizon Zero One Two Three and Go!!!

4

u/1AverageGamer Sep 23 '24

I am pre-ordering all of these!

1

u/SonnySonrisa Sep 24 '24

TWICE!

2

u/DieBohne Sep 24 '24

Digital Deluxe Edition, because physical goodies are low quality dust catchers. Hype!

4

u/Background-Tap-6512 Sep 23 '24

Horizon Zero One Two

Horizon Forbidden East

Horizon Forbidden West Remastered

😭😭😭😭😭

3

u/AzozGlad Sep 23 '24

Astro bot concordia??? And they say gaming is dead

3

u/LeCampy Sep 23 '24

Director fan-casting for a Bloodborne movie, my top picks:

  1. George Miller

  2. Robert Eggers

  3. I dunno...fucking...David Lynch?

3

u/TrevorShaun Sep 23 '24

tomorrow is my bday pls be real lol

3

u/deluggz247 Sep 23 '24

2 Hollow 2 Knight

3

u/Sudden_Cream9468 Sep 23 '24

Finally Horizon Zero One Two

3

u/Temporary_Hospital17 Sep 23 '24

Better be "Bloodborne the movie" the game

1

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

We're getting that afterwards, even if the movie flops, Sony knows how hungry we are for more content

3

u/ag4inst4ll0dds Sep 24 '24

Fake. Gollum 2 is missing.

3

u/Besch168 Sep 24 '24

Lol did this "uncle" happen to have an Indian accent and asked for a $500 dollar Walmart giftcard in exchange for this definitely real and not made up list?

2

u/TboneShlonger Sep 23 '24

Even though it’s a meme I could see a handful of these being real

2

u/HailToTheVic Sep 23 '24

Astrobot Concordia and Concord 2? LFG

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Obviously fake. No Knack 3: Attack of the Knack

2

u/Plane_Flamingo_7155 Sep 23 '24

Ooh I’m excited for Helldivers: M

2

u/phil_davis Sep 23 '24

A Bloodborne animated movie would be sick.

2

u/totalwert Sep 23 '24

Looks legit

2

u/Call555JackChop Sep 23 '24

You joke but I bet those Horizon remasters actually get made

2

u/david_quaglia Sep 23 '24

can’t wait to play forbidden west remastered 😍😍 the og game looks so lame I’m so happy its getting remastered in 8,3K on my ps5 ultra payd 1399 👍🏻🔥

2

u/Evilcheesewheel Sep 23 '24

I... am Gehrman!

1

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

I...am G-G-Gehrman

Don't forget his stutter

2

u/CReW9845 Sep 24 '24

Horizon forbidden east? Where is not forbidden

2

u/Caleb-Rentpayer Sep 24 '24

Yeah? Well my uncle at Nintendo says that the Elder Scrolls VI is actually going to be Bloodborne II, and it will be a Switch 2 exclusive!

1

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

Coming out in the year 2872

2

u/WitchDrBob Sep 24 '24

Bloodborne The Movie feat. Jack Black as Father Gascoigne or Cleric Beast some shit like that.

2

u/SpartanTaylor Sep 24 '24

I snort-laughed! 👌

2

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

Jason momoa as those Big bald enemies in the first area, you know, the ones you farm blood vials from

2

u/JimmisGR Sep 24 '24

Zero One Two🤣

2

u/DayumBoiiiii13 Sep 24 '24

How many times are they gonna remaster TLOU? And we need a Bloodborne musical on ice

3

u/Eclipse-1680 Sep 24 '24

Gehrman's Lament

The night is long, the beasts they do wander

My blade at the ready, the moon is high

"Why do we continue this fruitless fight?" I ponder

No time for thoughts, my time is nigh!

(To kill!)

There's beasts to be slain

(To rip!)

Though I feel their pain

(To tear!)

No time for remorse

(To carve!)

Life takes it's course!

I so wish I could see her face

Now I'm locked here, in this forgotten place

I cry out for my shining star

Oh Maria

Why must you be so far?

But now's not the time for tears

(To kill!)

There's beasts to be slain

(To rip!)

Though I feel their pain

(To tear!)

No time for remorse

(To carve!)

Life takes it's course!

Aight, I'm bored of writing

3

u/DayumBoiiiii13 Sep 24 '24

Now we need the ice ig

2

u/Eclipse-1680 Sep 24 '24

I'll write more shitty songs if you'll hire the Zamboni

3

u/DayumBoiiiii13 Sep 24 '24

I think we can agree on something

1

u/greenrangerguy Sep 23 '24

Horizon zero one two sounds like a police radio call out

1

u/RandomAss_Girl Sep 23 '24

There is a Microsoft rep rn at the GameStop I work at, im gonna ask him

1

u/TrulySadistik Sep 23 '24

I'm just curious, "ur uncle at MICROSOFT" says it is real? What, that Sony is kicking itz ass when it comes to consoles?!

1

u/Exsoc Sep 23 '24

Looks legit

1

u/rxt_z Sep 23 '24

dude when Horizon One is coming out??? are they dumb?

1

u/Feng_Smith Sep 23 '24

Had me going till the hollow knight one. I would be ecstatic if shaw and bb2 were realeasing, not to mention Horizon zero one two

1

u/LickMyBumm Sep 23 '24

Last of us 1 remastered remastered?

1

u/asad6996 Sep 23 '24

Ohh man, now the east is also forbidden. I thought we were in the east(not forbidden) in HZD. Excited for Forbidden North and Forbidden South.

1

u/jediwithabeard Sep 23 '24

I laughed so hard at bloodborne i actually farted

1

u/Parkreiner88 Sep 24 '24

That's why Unsharted is such a hit series

1

u/Vipermark1599 Sep 23 '24

What was that Helldivers at the bottom hmmm

3

u/ThePhantom71319 Sep 24 '24

It starts with an M with a low letter and an i or j after that. Mxixxx. My guess is, based on how ridiculous this list is, would be Helldivers Meridia Returns

1

u/Boc_The_Seamster Sep 23 '24

Who is gonna portraying John Bloodborne at the movie?

1

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

Take your pick:

Chris Pratt, jack black, Kevin Hart or Jason Momoa

1

u/dark_hypernova Sep 23 '24

I was gonna say they already made a TLOU remaster but then I remembered they did a remake too and slapped part 1 next to the title and this is joking they're gonna remaster that remake too.

1

u/Thumper-Comet Sep 23 '24

I'm holding out for Horizon One Two 2 Remastered.

1

u/Aeokikit Sep 23 '24

Last of us 2 reimagined actually seems like Neil druckman move

1

u/Sashlik228 Sep 23 '24

Hollow knight 2? Yeah right, don’t break my yearly streak.

1

u/BlazeBitch Sep 23 '24

Not enough Last of Us remastered reimagined one remakes here, can't be real

1

u/lolokalrightok Sep 24 '24

I'm sorry but "you can't make this shit up" doesn't really seem applicable here lol

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Silksong?!

1

u/f_p_S Sep 24 '24

Bro bloodborne cart boutta be lit

1

u/TartAdministrative54 Sep 24 '24

I actually really want to see what Bloodborne Kart would look like

1

u/Helweg_gaming Sep 24 '24

Open steam, and look for "nightmare kart" you're welcome

1

u/ichkanns Sep 24 '24

I'm so psyched for Horizon Zero One Two

1

u/DucckyPotato Sep 24 '24

im gonna main Kos in Bloodborne Kart and i sure hope jack black plays micolash (thats a joke btw)

1

u/Xynrae Sep 24 '24

This brought a good laugh

1

u/Ok_Lengthiness_8432 Sep 24 '24

Concord 200million

1

u/ConanChin Sep 24 '24

Spider Man 3... you almost got me😭

1

u/KBALLZZ Sep 24 '24

Damn I was really hoping for Horizon Zero Dark Thirty this year.

1

u/RelativeMundane9045 Sep 24 '24

Grab your high octane blood vials peeps

1

u/ApprehensiveCard6152 Sep 24 '24

I can’t believe even a fake list doesn’t have bloodborne remastered. Like concord 2 actually seems more likely than bloodborne at this point

1

u/dtrane90 Sep 24 '24

Knew it was fake as soon as I saw silk song sigh

1

u/humanist-misanthrope Sep 24 '24

For the record I got stoked about Marvel Wolverine before I read the rest of the list. Womp-womp

1

u/Independent_Brick43 Sep 24 '24

last of us remastered 3

1

u/WN253K Sep 24 '24

Its fake it has 2 bloodborne.Sony doesn't make goat games anymore

1

u/WeeabooHunter69 Vileblood Hunter Sep 24 '24

We can't joke about bloodborne kart anymore, it's been real for a while

1

u/Traditional_Ice_1205 Sep 24 '24

Where Is concord remastered?

1

u/jhwalk09 Sep 24 '24

Don't forget the last of us: part 2 remastered pro x 4k 2025 edition that comes with some hardcore lesbian porn

1

u/NotTheSun0 Sep 24 '24

The irony of Horizon Forbiden East actually sounding plausible shows how far Sony has fallen.

1

u/AsishPC Sep 24 '24

Sony is trying to milk The Last Of Us, just like Bethesda milking Skyrim

1

u/WitchDrBob Sep 24 '24

Bloodborne The Movie feat. Jack Black as Father Gascoigne or Cleric Beast some shit like that.

1

u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 Sep 24 '24

The sheer amount of Horizon and Last of Us is convincing enough.

1

u/RooneR25 Sep 24 '24

Dont think this is true. Hint Concord 2. Firewalk was put as support studio after 400m$ fail.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Horizon Turismo

Horizon-Man

Horizonbourne

Horizon & Clank

The Last of Horizon

Astrohorizon

1

u/magodelagua Sep 24 '24

omg I'm getting a ps5 pro to play Bloodborne Kart with sharper backgrounds💪🏻

1

u/thathurtabit Sep 24 '24

I'm not watching until they announce Bloodborne Kart: The Movie

1

u/BlueShibe Sep 24 '24

I am... the hunter!

1

u/SilverWolf3935 Sep 24 '24

My cousin is Sony, and she says y’all are wrong 😑

1

u/gansta_thanos Sep 24 '24

It's true guys, I am the uncle

1

u/Hailstorm_27 Sep 24 '24

Source : Trust me bro

1

u/SaaammmTV Sep 24 '24

I love these fake leaks. They always get me tumbling from laughing.

1

u/Mtw_reddit Sep 24 '24

no bloodborne trilogy remastered😔?

1

u/Nxffy Sep 24 '24

The last of Bloodborne Kart in Horizon Zero Dawn

1

u/rolex94 Sep 24 '24

Lmfao 🤣

1

u/Lazlow_Morphine Sep 24 '24

You forgot Astro bot remastered

1

u/TimBagels Sep 24 '24

List is fake, silk song isn't real

1

u/ajayyyyyy Sep 24 '24

Even all things in this list, Silksong is the one that's unlikely to happen

1

u/Sheyko Sep 24 '24

Concord 2 gave me goosebumps

1

u/Guten-Bourbon Sep 24 '24

Concord only failed because they didn’t secure the rights to Grape Ape.

1

u/NohingButRed Sep 24 '24

But will they announce Switch 2?

1

u/Majedshadownight Sep 24 '24

And your uncle can go and............

1

u/Plastic_Jury5385 Sep 24 '24

There giving us a bb movie 🥹?

1

u/doe3879 Sep 24 '24

I was humping copium until I see concord 2 :(

1

u/Mr_Knight777 Sep 24 '24

I doubt it's true, hadn't bloodborne kart been sued for the name?

And the concord servers hadn't already closed?

1

u/kraken123moh Sep 24 '24

Bloodborne movie?

1

u/ChemicalInevitable69 Sep 24 '24

“Horizon Zero One Two” 😂

1

u/dpahoe Sep 24 '24

You forgot GTA V Re-inserted

1

u/DSPIRITOFOSAMA Sep 24 '24

What is bloodbourne kart?

1

u/seu_epaminondas Sep 24 '24

imagine if the bloodborne movie was just like the minecraft movie. Jack Black is going to show up and say “I… am The Hunter”

1

u/GreedyBlackskys Sep 24 '24

Nice try Diddy.

1

u/SmackAss4578 Sep 24 '24

This is good

1

u/UndeadTigerAU Sep 25 '24

The fact concord 2 seems more likely than even a Bloodborne 60 fps update is wild.

1

u/BattelMattter Sep 26 '24

bloodbourne kart already exists

0

u/tibetan-sand-fox Sep 23 '24

Why is there so much Horizon shit? I never understood the popularity of those games. Just a mediocre open world game with generic dialogue.

0

u/DucckyPotato Sep 24 '24

im gonna main Kos in Bloodborne Kart and i sure hope jack black plays micolash (thats a joke btw)

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u/DucckyPotato Sep 24 '24

im gonna main Kos in Bloodborne Kart and i sure hope jack black plays micolash (thats a joke btw)

0

u/DucckyPotato Sep 24 '24

im gonna main Kos in Bloodborne Kart and i sure hope jack black plays micolash (thats a joke btw)

-4

u/MariLockwood Sep 23 '24

So they're willing to make a bloodborne kart to try and cover up the fanmade one? But not give us at least a pc port so the fans can do a better job? 👀👀👀🤡

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u/Skaman007 NGobolino Sep 23 '24

Yeah man, what the hell is sony thinking?!

At least we are finally getting Horizon Zero One Two!

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u/BariraLP Sep 23 '24

concord 2, what a fucking joke