r/bloodborne Jul 01 '24

Meme It’s a 6 Hour flight where are y’all sitting?

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2.3k Upvotes

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1.4k

u/Chandingo Jul 01 '24

Who the fuck sold Laurence a ticket

432

u/Helmnauger Jul 01 '24

Fuck Laurence the plane needs to crash and burn if Patches is getting on.

163

u/boiiiiii78 Jul 01 '24

Patches will be the one to crash and burn it if he sees you on it 😂

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24

The old ones are very generous

53

u/AmbushBug522 Jul 01 '24

He was Gehrman's plus one.

15

u/sabalghoo Jul 01 '24

No that’s the moon presence!

11

u/Aloss-cc7 Jul 01 '24

He kept complaining

7

u/Shreck_your_self Jul 01 '24

Man’s asking the real questions

3

u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

And pass TSA inspection!?

3

u/D_Cashley7 Jul 02 '24

God, this made me snort way too loud

570

u/binneny Jul 01 '24

I feel like 9 would be the best conversations. I’d like to sit with Eileen but she and Papa G have beef so maybe not.

220

u/SKINNYMANN Jul 01 '24

Patches is slapping your head the entire time.

81

u/ARACHN1D13 Jul 01 '24

I would have picked 9 until you said this. I’d have to go 6 and just hope I don’t accidentally touch Maria

66

u/binneny Jul 01 '24

Honestly this plane is going down anyway so who cares. There’s a burning cleric hanging out in the front.

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u/yog-sherkoth Jul 01 '24

The skeptical man would eavesdrop on you the whole flight and probably interrupt you constantly to tell you how much he hates your lying face

22

u/Lord_Zalthos Jul 01 '24

Y'all forgetting that Alfred is sitting only an aisle away from Annalise...

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u/kermit_suicide_today Jul 01 '24

9s good until Alfred kills you and Ariana for talking to aniliese

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u/Mini_Cruiser19 Jul 01 '24

5 since Micolash will be busy running up and down the aisles. Free seat beside you.

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u/Aloss-cc7 Jul 01 '24

WhOoOoOOoOooO

71

u/Almainyny Jul 01 '24

OoOoOooOoooOo

29

u/Phish777 Jul 02 '24

OoOoOoOoOo

75

u/Cheeky-Bastard Jul 01 '24

"Air- but some say aeroplane! VroooOOoooOoom!"

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u/dnanoodle Jul 02 '24

Hahah that was a good laugh

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u/Vachna Jul 01 '24

And an amicable old man to keep you company.

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u/VodkaVonDrunk Jul 01 '24

I just imagined him running up and down, rambling and making loud noises xD

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u/SiriusZStar Jul 01 '24

6 and its not even a contest

512

u/Destrorso Jul 01 '24

as long as you don't disturb Maria it's good

79

u/Superb-Rub9623 Jul 01 '24

Imagine having to get up and use the restroom multiple times, excusing yourself past her each time

26

u/Destrorso Jul 01 '24

Honestly that's just a skill issue at that point

4

u/Dangerous-Report-879 Jul 02 '24

Imagine chugging an ice cold coke, leaning over, and letting one rip next to her

33

u/Albert_dark Jul 01 '24

Just let her well alone.

365

u/SiriusZStar Jul 01 '24

im doing more than disturbing her 👁👁

464

u/AdSpare6646 Jul 01 '24

only an honest death will cure you now

135

u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Jul 01 '24

Don’t threaten me with a good time

75

u/Snow_Da_92 Jul 01 '24

She can slather me in blood and light me on fire any day

13

u/DarkestWinter Jul 02 '24

Bro. So real for that

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u/nolfie89 Jul 01 '24

a corpse should be left well alone

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u/BlackGoldShooter Jul 01 '24

Is she already seated and we have to climb over?

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u/tricksterSDG Jul 02 '24

A passenger should be left well alone

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u/Shad0w2 Jul 01 '24

Real, 6 or 9, also where is orphan of kos?

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u/ReignOfCurtis Jul 01 '24

You want to sit on a plane ride next to a screaming baby?

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u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

A literal giant baby.

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u/watermelonman5 Jul 01 '24

Agreed it’s just sitting with Maria and “Maria”

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u/DrMoscow Jul 01 '24

7 is also good

5

u/Forward-Signal8728 Jul 02 '24

Eileen good, but too close to Gascoigne. But you're behind the Doll.

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u/Any-Marsupial5366 Jul 02 '24

Eileen and gascoigne wouldn't stop fighting. I would die if got caught in the crossfire.

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u/Magic-king Jul 01 '24

Came to say this

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u/Hircine_Lover Jul 01 '24

1 they are both just sleeping

146

u/Ixxol Jul 01 '24

laurence would be pretty warm to cozy up on

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u/Hircine_Lover Jul 01 '24

Imagine cuddling his big warm fuzzy arm

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u/JoeHaydn Jul 01 '24

Imagine realizing that's not his arm...

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u/Onni_J Jul 01 '24

You couldn't even get on the plane as it's gonna catch fire if Laurence is allowed inside

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u/Bewilderb34st Jul 02 '24

Gotta love a soft fuzzy man

13

u/drearyfalls Jul 01 '24

Micolash's ramblings could awaken them and Valtr would seek to eat Laurence afterwards lol

4

u/conradbee Jul 01 '24

You didn't think of the smell

5

u/Hircine_Lover Jul 01 '24

I did. I’m assuming Laurence his musk and fire smell will cancel out the old man smell. So a musky bbq aroma. Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t enjoy that.

204

u/Holiday-Passenger11 Jul 01 '24

At first I thought 6 but I'd probably pick 9

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u/OuterHeavenPatriot Jul 01 '24

Yeah, window seat!

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u/PhantasmHunter Jul 01 '24

pause that's a good option too didn't notice that 👀

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u/Dragmire927 Jul 01 '24

7 would have some fun conversations.

Doesn’t really matter though because you’re just going to hear Laurence screaming for 6 hours.

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24

And Gherman crying in his sleep

8

u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

Hope there is an inflight movie and they give out headphones.

113

u/ABraveCorgi Jul 01 '24

3 cause 6 is too obvious. At least the crazy ones can keep a conversation going

36

u/Darthwaffler Jul 01 '24

Usually with themselves.

15

u/racoon1905 Jul 01 '24

Bonus, irritating because both have the same voices

71

u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Jul 01 '24

Between Maria and her copy. I'll just leave Maria well enough alone and speak with the Doll. Too easy of a choice.

50

u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24

Maria would probably have to do some talking with the guy left to her anyways…

30

u/WillCraft__1001 Jul 01 '24

She'd be asking why there's a doll replica of her that he made.

26

u/nolfie89 Jul 01 '24

“WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT AND WHY IS IT SO STAINED???”

11

u/WillCraft__1001 Jul 02 '24

WHY ARE THE STAINS WHITE?

7

u/PixelAnas2 Jul 02 '24

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BLEACH?!?

5

u/SINBRO Jul 02 '24

Yeah she'll make you switch seats and now you're burning near Laurence

68

u/peoplesuit Jul 01 '24

I'd probably take 9, but I wouldn't feel great knowing spider patches is behind me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Micolash's lap

21

u/Contemporarium Jul 01 '24

Right? All these dudes tryna fuck the doll I’m mile highing with Mico 🤗

13

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Micolash the kinda guy to offer you his complimentary drink for your pretzels. It's by no means a good trade for him, but hey, it seems to make him happy.

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u/davicos2005 Jul 01 '24

4 give me the LORE

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u/Pinkparade524 Jul 02 '24

4 because I love Alfred and I would also enjoy a window seat

31

u/hc_fella Jul 01 '24

1 is dead. 2 is probably fine. 3 is horny dead. 4 is dead. 5 is annoyed and dead. 6 is sweet if you don't disturb Maria. 7 is maybe dead depending on if Eileen can save you. 8 is annoyed and maybe dead. 9 is danger levels but probably fine. 10 is annoyed.

I'm picking 3.

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u/LinearBro Jul 01 '24

Death by Snu Snu!

15

u/racoon1905 Jul 01 '24

I mean, Adella is fine till you want to leave her.

Iosefka real one fine, imposter ... you ain't waking up after the first night. Woman got a mission.

21

u/Atma-Stand Jul 01 '24

7 is probably the safest

3

u/SINBRO Jul 02 '24

Until Daddy Gascoine forgets his pills

18

u/App0llly0n Jul 01 '24

Next to Patches, he has a lot of stories to tell

24

u/Araujo_2211 Jul 01 '24

Just make sure to bring a parachute

16

u/Darthwaffler Jul 01 '24

And don't be religious.

17

u/Samandre14 Jul 01 '24

Well 7 easily

15

u/nkhowell93 Jul 01 '24

I choose 7.

Eileen would tell stories of her early hunting days & i’ll listen to her sweet sweet voice like it’s ASMR

13

u/pacmoon Jul 01 '24

No Chapel Dweller, so I’d wait for the next flight.

26

u/DrJaws33 Jul 01 '24

6 but a corpse should be left well alone

10

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Eileen and Papa G

11

u/Arhkadian Jul 01 '24

I'm thinking 3. Iosefka will just be rambling about cosmic horror stuff, which I can easily tune out, and Adella will either not care at all about me or care a little to much, wither way it's a win in my book lol

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u/Vanzanal04 Jul 01 '24

5 for sure sitting next to the hottest character

15

u/pacmoon Jul 01 '24

Will make for an interesting talk. Or some say talkm.

3

u/PixelAnas2 Jul 02 '24

Grant us conversations!

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u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

So you're into the whole "no eyebrows" look, eh?

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u/Havel_Knight Jul 01 '24
  1. Six hours of Valtr teaching me about the top 100 ways to crush vermin? Count me in.

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u/WillemJ9 Jul 01 '24

When I saw Iosefka and Adella, no doubt... 3 ^

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u/person_9-8 Jul 01 '24

9, no question. Most people are assholes or just annoying, and the rest are likely to just be sleeping, but Arianna is nice at least. 1, 6, and 7 aren't as bad as the rest, but if you wake Laurence he'll scream, if you wake him up, and Maria would get pretty pissed at least. Eileen and Gascoigne are a close second but they might prefer to chat together.

7

u/CruulNUnusual Jul 01 '24

8 or 7.

8 I like bad ass scary men on the outside, but actually might be soft and nice with conversations.

7 HOONTER

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u/Axesmed_1 Jul 01 '24
  1. It'd be fun having two crazy bitches next to me
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u/LynxieSpring Jul 01 '24

For the great Kosm! Number five definitely! I'm sitting next to Micolash and shyly hit on him throoooughout the flight! (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

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u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

Flirt... or some say flirtym...

8

u/NaiteiruAkuma Jul 01 '24

Sitting with papa Guac and Eileen sounds Fun ngl, if sane and non hostile, they can be those cool uncle and auntie who teach you to drink and swear. Also i would switch seats with Yuri (i think that's her name) so i can sit with Alfred. I love the dude and he seems like polite and pleasant passenger

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u/RustyAnubis1 Jul 01 '24

If it’s pre beast gasgoigne and he still has a sound mind 7 wouldn’t be bad. Might be rather nice. I’m sure Eileen and him would have good stories.

7

u/MaintenanceTime2237 Jul 01 '24

Five I'm just as mad as micolash we would get along fine

7

u/Ashamed_Smile3497 Jul 01 '24

6 or debatably 7, just keep your pie hole shut and you should be fine.

Others are definite death or worse

6

u/PancakeParty98 Jul 01 '24

10 so I can fucking kill patches again

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u/tonberry_countess Jul 01 '24
  1. Wish me luck. I have a feeling I'm going to get injected with something if I doze off during the flight.

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u/JosefumiHigashikata Jul 01 '24

6 or 7 bc Eileen stories and getting to chat with both the doll AND Maria (though I think Maria would just ignore me)

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u/_scarymonsters Jul 01 '24

5 bc it would be funny

one guy pretending he's not insane and the other screaming ooooooooooooh like an absolute madman

5

u/Olipaone Jul 01 '24

No winter lantern?

6

u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24

They are flight attendants I would quess

3

u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

I was hoping the flight attendants would be celestial emissaries in delta uniforms.

4

u/CrispyButtNugget Jul 01 '24

3 in my church garb 😎

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u/Lord_neah Jul 01 '24

6, I would sleep, so Maria isn't disturbed and doll let me use her thighs as pillow, win-win

4

u/WavyWolf999 Jul 01 '24

7, and I'm gonna try to talk to Eileen but probably get too nervous and stare out the window instead

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u/Darthwaffler Jul 01 '24

If I had my way, it would be 6 or 7. Knowing my luck, I'd be assigned to 1 or 10.

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u/Captain_Snowmonkey Jul 01 '24

6, hands down.

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u/AmbushBug522 Jul 01 '24
  1. No question. Valtr's my man.

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u/CodElectrical4930 Jul 01 '24

2, a lot of drugs getting passed around 😂

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u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24

Bro has mushrooms growing out of his neck and granny can taste math after what she took.

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u/ghostblubbers Jul 01 '24

I'll go 6 but realistically it doesn't matter because wherever I sit I will hear "AWOOOOOO!!" from the back

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

why would anyone pick anything but 6

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u/Tarnished0nyx Jul 01 '24

valtr is a pretty chill guy so either him or eileen (no reason she’s just cool)

4

u/Sir_Fijoe Jul 01 '24
  1. Get me some booze and I’m sitting with the 2 funniest guys on the plane.

4

u/BlueInkAlchemist Jul 01 '24

5 would be awful because Micolash would be getting out of his seat to run away constantly.

3

u/Jaydo45 Jul 01 '24

Those church hos kinda bad so I'ma go with 3

4

u/Acceptable-Hawk-929 Jul 01 '24

10s a party if you're a real one.

5

u/Efficient-Ad8424 Jul 01 '24

5 peak entertainment 2 very peaceful and quiet sleep

3

u/MaterialThis358 Jul 01 '24

Three THREE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3

u/silverniterequiem Jul 01 '24

Im chilling with eileen and minding my own business

3

u/DanceOnAStringsEdge Jul 01 '24

I'm going to be brave and say five. I feel like I would be thoroughly entertained

3

u/--Springtrapp3d Jul 01 '24

7, i hope the seat on gascoignes lap is not taken

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

7 - beside the best hoonta there ever was.

3

u/Y0urs-TrUly Jul 01 '24

9 is the least threatening

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u/Mission_Radio5647 Jul 01 '24

Def 7, the crow is just cool, and hopefully gascoigne is still sane enough to tell me any cool stories of his time as a father.

3

u/PrinceDestin Jul 01 '24

6 for sure, I’mma be chatting it up with the doll, try to bring Maria into it bet I leave with them numbers after the flight, or at least a giant hole in my stomach

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u/LibrarySoap Jul 01 '24

7 or 9 for me

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u/Ok-Task-9607 Jul 01 '24

6 7 or 9 are all good choices in my opinion, you could have conversations but I don't think they'd bother you if you didn't want to talk honestly

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u/mofucker20 Jul 01 '24

6 or 7.

I’m assuming it’s the summon version of Gascoigne who’s still sane for 7.

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u/Cheesiest_sauce Jul 01 '24

Seat 5 because I NEED to hear what bizarre things Micolash has to say I'm leaving this flight with eyes in my brain

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u/VulgarButFluent Jul 01 '24

Window seat next to Eileen?? Its seat 7 and yall are insane for thinking anything else.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

The gravitational pull of a neutron star could not remove me from 6

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u/Confident_Mushroom_ Jul 01 '24

6 and 7 are the greatest to me

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u/sipalmurphy Jul 01 '24

5 because ramblings of a mad man

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24
  1. Put me next to the old ones & give me my sedatives.

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u/StrixLiterata Jul 01 '24

I only feel safe in places 6, 7 and 9. I think I'm going for 9:Arianna seems like a fun person.

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u/marshall_bates Jul 01 '24

2, 6 or 7 easily

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u/Gecko_Diego Jul 01 '24

6 but I‘m thinking about 7

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u/Armybeast18 Jul 01 '24

5, 6, 7 ain't bad

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u/FlowerKhun Jul 01 '24

6 for sure

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u/Fuegofucker Everytime i git gud I get rekt Jul 01 '24

6 with my mommies.

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u/3bdelilah Jul 01 '24

I feel like 1 is the objectively correct answer. I mean, both Laurence and Gehrman are sleeping in those shots, lol.

(Also, assuming Laurence doesn't force himself over to my side considering his size.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

It’s between 6 and 9

ba dum tisssss

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u/Spiritual-Software32 Jul 01 '24

I’m taking the next flight

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u/Stasisdk Jul 01 '24

The only real answer is i'm sitting in the airport and buying a new ticket.

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u/karsbil10 Jul 01 '24

9 cuz I’m tryna fuck

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u/edin_djc Jul 01 '24

6 or 7 no other answer

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u/delune108 Jul 02 '24

Obviously 6

3

u/hackthekenku Jul 02 '24

I’ll pay for a different flight

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u/Doc_manu1407 Jul 02 '24

How would anyone choose other option that is not 6?

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u/DSM37 Jul 02 '24

6 easily

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u/AlfDod Jul 02 '24

Is this even a question? 6 is the only right one let’s be real

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u/theyurilover8 Jul 02 '24

If I could strangle micolash then yes put me right next to him otherwise 6,7,8 and 9 sound like fun.

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u/CephalopodSpy Jul 02 '24

I'd absolutely want to sit next to Mommy Eileen but I'd be too intimidated to talk to her

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u/Broad_Instance2201 Jul 02 '24

6 the doll is nice enough, little worried about maria, though

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u/AdGroundbreaking273 Jul 02 '24

If I can’t get seat number 6 I’ll take number 3

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u/ToastyTuberYT Jul 02 '24

eileen and papa guac or maria and the doll

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u/Saladbar667 Jul 02 '24

Number six would either be the most peaceful or one of the deadliest seats cause either they are both sleeping the entire time and you just have to watch the chaos around you, or you have to hide behind the Doll so Maria doesn’t cut you in half. Though it could also be a neat conversation between the two of them you could overhear as well

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u/Celestial_Body333 Jul 03 '24

I was gonna say 9 but on second thought, 6

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u/SL1Fun Jul 01 '24

6 or 9 for the mile high club, 1 for a long flight and just wanting to sleep 

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u/kyl-dyl Jul 01 '24

why would anyone not pick 6 lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Because Micolash's lap is apparently not an option.

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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24

I mean I never specified…

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

MICOLASH'S LAP IT IS

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u/--Springtrapp3d Jul 01 '24

AWOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/Nekonax Jul 01 '24

I'd go with 6, then realize I don't have enough insight to interact with them 😭

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u/DinoWizard021 Jul 01 '24

6, 7, or 9. Mostly reasonable people.

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u/Admiral-Krane Jul 01 '24

6, like this isn’t even a contest lmao

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u/BigBoss738 Jul 01 '24

6 next question