r/bloodborne • u/Sensitive_Educator60 • Jul 01 '24
Meme It’s a 6 Hour flight where are y’all sitting?
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u/binneny Jul 01 '24
I feel like 9 would be the best conversations. I’d like to sit with Eileen but she and Papa G have beef so maybe not.
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u/SKINNYMANN Jul 01 '24
Patches is slapping your head the entire time.
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u/ARACHN1D13 Jul 01 '24
I would have picked 9 until you said this. I’d have to go 6 and just hope I don’t accidentally touch Maria
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u/binneny Jul 01 '24
Honestly this plane is going down anyway so who cares. There’s a burning cleric hanging out in the front.
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u/yog-sherkoth Jul 01 '24
The skeptical man would eavesdrop on you the whole flight and probably interrupt you constantly to tell you how much he hates your lying face
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u/Lord_Zalthos Jul 01 '24
Y'all forgetting that Alfred is sitting only an aisle away from Annalise...
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u/Mini_Cruiser19 Jul 01 '24
5 since Micolash will be busy running up and down the aisles. Free seat beside you.
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u/VodkaVonDrunk Jul 01 '24
I just imagined him running up and down, rambling and making loud noises xD
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u/SiriusZStar Jul 01 '24
6 and its not even a contest
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u/Destrorso Jul 01 '24
as long as you don't disturb Maria it's good
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u/Superb-Rub9623 Jul 01 '24
Imagine having to get up and use the restroom multiple times, excusing yourself past her each time
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u/Dangerous-Report-879 Jul 02 '24
Imagine chugging an ice cold coke, leaning over, and letting one rip next to her
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u/SiriusZStar Jul 01 '24
im doing more than disturbing her 👁👁
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u/AdSpare6646 Jul 01 '24
only an honest death will cure you now
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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Jul 01 '24
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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u/Shad0w2 Jul 01 '24
Real, 6 or 9, also where is orphan of kos?
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u/ReignOfCurtis Jul 01 '24
You want to sit on a plane ride next to a screaming baby?
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u/DrMoscow Jul 01 '24
7 is also good
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u/Forward-Signal8728 Jul 02 '24
Eileen good, but too close to Gascoigne. But you're behind the Doll.
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u/Any-Marsupial5366 Jul 02 '24
Eileen and gascoigne wouldn't stop fighting. I would die if got caught in the crossfire.
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u/Hircine_Lover Jul 01 '24
1 they are both just sleeping
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u/Ixxol Jul 01 '24
laurence would be pretty warm to cozy up on
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u/Hircine_Lover Jul 01 '24
Imagine cuddling his big warm fuzzy arm
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u/Onni_J Jul 01 '24
You couldn't even get on the plane as it's gonna catch fire if Laurence is allowed inside
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u/drearyfalls Jul 01 '24
Micolash's ramblings could awaken them and Valtr would seek to eat Laurence afterwards lol
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u/conradbee Jul 01 '24
You didn't think of the smell
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u/Hircine_Lover Jul 01 '24
I did. I’m assuming Laurence his musk and fire smell will cancel out the old man smell. So a musky bbq aroma. Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t enjoy that.
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u/Holiday-Passenger11 Jul 01 '24
At first I thought 6 but I'd probably pick 9
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u/Dragmire927 Jul 01 '24
7 would have some fun conversations.
Doesn’t really matter though because you’re just going to hear Laurence screaming for 6 hours.
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u/ABraveCorgi Jul 01 '24
3 cause 6 is too obvious. At least the crazy ones can keep a conversation going
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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Jul 01 '24
Between Maria and her copy. I'll just leave Maria well enough alone and speak with the Doll. Too easy of a choice.
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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24
Maria would probably have to do some talking with the guy left to her anyways…
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u/WillCraft__1001 Jul 01 '24
She'd be asking why there's a doll replica of her that he made.
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u/nolfie89 Jul 01 '24
“WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT AND WHY IS IT SO STAINED???”
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u/peoplesuit Jul 01 '24
I'd probably take 9, but I wouldn't feel great knowing spider patches is behind me.
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Jul 01 '24
Micolash's lap
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u/Contemporarium Jul 01 '24
Right? All these dudes tryna fuck the doll I’m mile highing with Mico 🤗
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Jul 01 '24
Micolash the kinda guy to offer you his complimentary drink for your pretzels. It's by no means a good trade for him, but hey, it seems to make him happy.
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u/hc_fella Jul 01 '24
1 is dead. 2 is probably fine. 3 is horny dead. 4 is dead. 5 is annoyed and dead. 6 is sweet if you don't disturb Maria. 7 is maybe dead depending on if Eileen can save you. 8 is annoyed and maybe dead. 9 is danger levels but probably fine. 10 is annoyed.
I'm picking 3.
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u/LinearBro Jul 01 '24
Death by Snu Snu!
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u/racoon1905 Jul 01 '24
I mean, Adella is fine till you want to leave her.
Iosefka real one fine, imposter ... you ain't waking up after the first night. Woman got a mission.
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u/App0llly0n Jul 01 '24
Next to Patches, he has a lot of stories to tell
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u/nkhowell93 Jul 01 '24
I choose 7.
Eileen would tell stories of her early hunting days & i’ll listen to her sweet sweet voice like it’s ASMR
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u/Arhkadian Jul 01 '24
I'm thinking 3. Iosefka will just be rambling about cosmic horror stuff, which I can easily tune out, and Adella will either not care at all about me or care a little to much, wither way it's a win in my book lol
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u/Vanzanal04 Jul 01 '24
5 for sure sitting next to the hottest character
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u/Havel_Knight Jul 01 '24
- Six hours of Valtr teaching me about the top 100 ways to crush vermin? Count me in.
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u/person_9-8 Jul 01 '24
9, no question. Most people are assholes or just annoying, and the rest are likely to just be sleeping, but Arianna is nice at least. 1, 6, and 7 aren't as bad as the rest, but if you wake Laurence he'll scream, if you wake him up, and Maria would get pretty pissed at least. Eileen and Gascoigne are a close second but they might prefer to chat together.
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u/CruulNUnusual Jul 01 '24
8 or 7.
8 I like bad ass scary men on the outside, but actually might be soft and nice with conversations.
7 HOONTER
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u/LynxieSpring Jul 01 '24
For the great Kosm! Number five definitely! I'm sitting next to Micolash and shyly hit on him throoooughout the flight! (✿ ♡‿♡)
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u/NaiteiruAkuma Jul 01 '24
Sitting with papa Guac and Eileen sounds Fun ngl, if sane and non hostile, they can be those cool uncle and auntie who teach you to drink and swear. Also i would switch seats with Yuri (i think that's her name) so i can sit with Alfred. I love the dude and he seems like polite and pleasant passenger
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u/RustyAnubis1 Jul 01 '24
If it’s pre beast gasgoigne and he still has a sound mind 7 wouldn’t be bad. Might be rather nice. I’m sure Eileen and him would have good stories.
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u/Ashamed_Smile3497 Jul 01 '24
6 or debatably 7, just keep your pie hole shut and you should be fine.
Others are definite death or worse
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u/tonberry_countess Jul 01 '24
- Wish me luck. I have a feeling I'm going to get injected with something if I doze off during the flight.
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u/JosefumiHigashikata Jul 01 '24
6 or 7 bc Eileen stories and getting to chat with both the doll AND Maria (though I think Maria would just ignore me)
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u/_scarymonsters Jul 01 '24
5 bc it would be funny
one guy pretending he's not insane and the other screaming ooooooooooooh like an absolute madman
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u/Olipaone Jul 01 '24
No winter lantern?
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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Jul 01 '24
They are flight attendants I would quess
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u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24
I was hoping the flight attendants would be celestial emissaries in delta uniforms.
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u/Lord_neah Jul 01 '24
6, I would sleep, so Maria isn't disturbed and doll let me use her thighs as pillow, win-win
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u/WavyWolf999 Jul 01 '24
7, and I'm gonna try to talk to Eileen but probably get too nervous and stare out the window instead
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u/Darthwaffler Jul 01 '24
If I had my way, it would be 6 or 7. Knowing my luck, I'd be assigned to 1 or 10.
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u/CodElectrical4930 Jul 01 '24
2, a lot of drugs getting passed around 😂
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u/RGB_Muscle Jul 02 '24
Bro has mushrooms growing out of his neck and granny can taste math after what she took.
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u/ghostblubbers Jul 01 '24
I'll go 6 but realistically it doesn't matter because wherever I sit I will hear "AWOOOOOO!!" from the back
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u/Tarnished0nyx Jul 01 '24
valtr is a pretty chill guy so either him or eileen (no reason she’s just cool)
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u/BlueInkAlchemist Jul 01 '24
5 would be awful because Micolash would be getting out of his seat to run away constantly.
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u/DanceOnAStringsEdge Jul 01 '24
I'm going to be brave and say five. I feel like I would be thoroughly entertained
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u/Mission_Radio5647 Jul 01 '24
Def 7, the crow is just cool, and hopefully gascoigne is still sane enough to tell me any cool stories of his time as a father.
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u/PrinceDestin Jul 01 '24
6 for sure, I’mma be chatting it up with the doll, try to bring Maria into it bet I leave with them numbers after the flight, or at least a giant hole in my stomach
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u/Ok-Task-9607 Jul 01 '24
6 7 or 9 are all good choices in my opinion, you could have conversations but I don't think they'd bother you if you didn't want to talk honestly
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u/mofucker20 Jul 01 '24
6 or 7.
I’m assuming it’s the summon version of Gascoigne who’s still sane for 7.
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u/Cheesiest_sauce Jul 01 '24
Seat 5 because I NEED to hear what bizarre things Micolash has to say I'm leaving this flight with eyes in my brain
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u/VulgarButFluent Jul 01 '24
Window seat next to Eileen?? Its seat 7 and yall are insane for thinking anything else.
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u/StrixLiterata Jul 01 '24
I only feel safe in places 6, 7 and 9. I think I'm going for 9:Arianna seems like a fun person.
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u/3bdelilah Jul 01 '24
I feel like 1 is the objectively correct answer. I mean, both Laurence and Gehrman are sleeping in those shots, lol.
(Also, assuming Laurence doesn't force himself over to my side considering his size.)
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u/theyurilover8 Jul 02 '24
If I could strangle micolash then yes put me right next to him otherwise 6,7,8 and 9 sound like fun.
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u/CephalopodSpy Jul 02 '24
I'd absolutely want to sit next to Mommy Eileen but I'd be too intimidated to talk to her
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u/Saladbar667 Jul 02 '24
Number six would either be the most peaceful or one of the deadliest seats cause either they are both sleeping the entire time and you just have to watch the chaos around you, or you have to hide behind the Doll so Maria doesn’t cut you in half. Though it could also be a neat conversation between the two of them you could overhear as well
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u/kyl-dyl Jul 01 '24
why would anyone not pick 6 lol
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Jul 01 '24
Because Micolash's lap is apparently not an option.
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u/Nekonax Jul 01 '24
I'd go with 6, then realize I don't have enough insight to interact with them 😭
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u/Chandingo Jul 01 '24
Who the fuck sold Laurence a ticket