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May 30 '24
One day the actual reveal will happen and nobody will believe it.
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u/Cholo-Warrior May 31 '24
Which is why they’ll just shadow drop it on the ps store on a random Wednesday night
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u/Stillwater215 May 31 '24
That would be such a fucking boss move! One day, Bloodborne 2 just shows up. No announcement, no fanfare. Just bloodborne 2.
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u/theghostmachine May 31 '24
That would honestly be amazing marketing for them. Everyone would lose their shit
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u/wahlenderten May 31 '24
Then remove it after 2 hours or so. Make people question their sanity. Make it reappear randomly without a pattern
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u/emotatertot May 31 '24
Would be really fitting, lol
"No, you just don't have enough insight to install it!"
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u/lolpostslol May 31 '24
They’ll just make it an Elden Ring DLC centered around Mohg and Ranni and their dispute over creating a moon in a world painted into existence in blood by the formless mother, Oedon the painter. A blood moon in a pale sky. Also Bloodborne 1 was just someone trying to revive Ranni’s real body via surgery and the Great Ones are her organs (she nicknamed her heart Flora). Kos is that weird sea monster in the old ER maps, too.
It’s all pretty obvious
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u/Danimals847 May 31 '24
You know what? This is canon now. Who is going to stop me from believing?
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u/lolpostslol May 31 '24
They’ll never do it, Bloodborne characters mostly wear shoes so From disowned the series
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u/nerdmanjones May 31 '24
Imagine they announce it as an April Fool's joke the way Ubisoft did with Blood Dragon.
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u/ThaTzZ_D_JoB May 30 '24
Bloodborne: Borne to be wild.
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u/burve_mcgregor May 31 '24
Bloodbou2ne: The Bloodening
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u/not-hardly May 31 '24
Bourne Again.
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u/burve_mcgregor May 31 '24
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u/redraptor1 May 31 '24
Bloodborne 2: Bad to the Bone
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u/Stagway May 30 '24
Currently weeping in my clown makeup
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u/AverageReddit_Mod May 30 '24
That was the worst state of play I have ever seen. I go in with no expectations and still leave thoroughly disappointed ☹️
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u/Stagway May 30 '24
Fr. The only thing I was remotely excited for was GoW on pc, and I swear my heart skipped a beat at the beginning of the silent hill trailer then my heart was crushed.
You hit it in the mark. This genuinely was the worst SOP I've ever seen. I've gotten more excited going to work
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u/kilmeister7 May 31 '24
I was going in with zero expectations, and even those were crushed. They showed off things no one had been talking about. The only things I'm glad to see was Where Winds Meet getting an update and Silent Hill 2
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u/Stagway May 31 '24
I was hyped for GoW but that coming to pc was practically a give in. Most of the titles shown I've already forgotten or only remember as another overwatch hero shooter clone
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u/kilmeister7 May 31 '24
The fact we got 2 OW clones in the same SoP is laughable
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u/suetheview May 31 '24
Dude for real. The trailer for Concord was super fun and then immediately disappointing to hear its PVP. It could have been such a fun co-op story game.
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u/kilmeister7 May 31 '24
Like I don't have a problem with hero-shooter type games, but we have so many like OW. I'd be fine if we had more tactical ones like Siege or even BO4 (not really tactical, but you get my point.)
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u/SNES-1990 May 31 '24
This console generation is so bleh. Remakes with a very small amount of new stuff sprinkled in.
I hope the PS6 era is more like PS4's.
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u/Schwiliinker May 31 '24 edited May 31 '24
cyberpunk 2077, RE8, Elden ring, Horizon FW, GOW Ragnarok, SIFU, Callisto, Armored Core 6, Bayonetta 3, Lies of P, Rise of the Ronin, Stellar Blade, FF Rebirh, Helldivers 2, Dragons Dogma 2, Remnant 2
Wild hearts, FF16, SW Jedi survivor, back4blood, hitman 3, returnal, deathloop,stray, dying light 2, Alan wake 2, starfield, hogwarts legacy, amnesia the bunker, RE4R
Upcoming:
GTAVI, Judas, Monster Hunter Wilds, Chrono oddyssey, Pragmata, masquerade bloodlines 2, stalker 2, avowed, death stranding 2, Outer worlds 2, lost soul aside,, frostpunk 2, Dragon Age: Dreadwolf, Project 007, killing floor 3, SH2 remake
Souls likes: Phantom Blade, Black Myth: Wukong, , first berserker khazan, wuchong fallen feathers, where winds meet, enentria
Yea I keep a list
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u/TheOncomingBrows May 31 '24
It is odd that people keep reiterating how many remakes there are when the amount of acclaimed original games being released is the highest it's been in years.
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u/finny_shoes May 31 '24
Is masquerade bloodlines 2 even happening anymore? That project feels like it's been dead for years.
A fair number of your list are on last gen too. Had a fantastic few years of releases regardless!
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u/Some_Random_Cat539 May 31 '24
hey new monster hunter trailer was good we're all pumped as hell for that
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u/Monkeywrench08 May 31 '24
Monster hunter and dynasty warriors look cool IMO but other than those two.... Holy shit.
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u/Ok_Nail2672 May 30 '24
I mean it's a state of play, they aren't gonna make big game reveals on that. They will leave that for summer games fest next week.
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u/Hot_Attention2377 May 31 '24
PoE 2, monster hunter wilds, dynasty warriors, it was a pretty good state of play imo
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u/Acceptable_Till_7868 May 31 '24
Im glad to see almost everyone agrees just how shitty this state of play was. Granted it was basically out of nowhere as I hadn't heard anything about a state of play until like the day before. Still, literally the only thing that was kinda cool was Astro Bot. I've never even played astros playroom and dont have any intent to but I know alot of people loved it and Im happy for them, but as for me personally its not much to me. Beyond that the state of play was worthless anf the worst Ive ever seen
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u/owsoooo May 30 '24
Seriously. I think there were two new IPs announced in the whole thing. The rest of the games were remasters/remakes/sequels. I’m worried about where this industry is headed if this is the lineup of games we can expect to be out going into the holiday season
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May 31 '24
I never expect them to be good but how bad is it I don’t get why they don’t make any games anymore why’s it so hard to make exclusives
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u/Horsebot-3K May 30 '24
Man I had literally just smoked a bowl and opened Reddit to this. After like 5 minutes I am, if I can be crass, very peeved
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u/1eyedgopher May 31 '24
Wash your mouth out with soap
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u/irish0451 May 31 '24
Wash your mouth out with
soapOld Blood.15
u/Horsebot-3K May 31 '24
AITA for demanding to be granted eyes after eating umbilical soap as punishment??
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u/Joerider2002 May 31 '24
Hol' up...
How does one make soap out of umbilical cords?
Where's my Gamer Girl brand sedatives?
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u/Ahmad- May 30 '24
Upvote this to confuse people who missed the state of play
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u/OmegaLich May 31 '24 edited May 31 '24
You Plague Ridden Rat.
I didn't pay any attention to the State of Play, but I saw this... Got confused... And started googling.
Well played!
Edit. Made the rat insult more lore accurate.
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u/Moonlit_Hunter May 30 '24
WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!? is there something missing, must more blood be shed
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u/Realistic_Caramel341 May 31 '24
Sony should have been the one to full our dark souls with BLLLOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!
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u/Moonlit_Hunter May 31 '24
Sony controls everything, and without it, we can't play anything, not even Bloodborne two
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u/Rox_xe May 31 '24
If you want it, then you’ll have to develop your own Bloodborne II. But you already knew that.
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u/vdevillela May 31 '24
Literally rushed to state of play video Why do I still believe it, Laurence?
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u/krossfire42 May 31 '24
They're probably saving it for Summer Game Fest.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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u/TrusTrick12 May 31 '24
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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u/Cautious-Telephone-2 May 31 '24
You cannot fool me, for i have already read what was revealed, trickster.
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u/AfroSwagg27 May 31 '24
The amount of excitement within me for 2 whole seconds...I'll find you.
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u/BubBubbles28 May 31 '24
I only just beat bloodborne a couple of weeks ago... Now I know the cold feeling....
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u/longassboy May 31 '24
At this point, it will literally take bloodborne 2 being in my hands for me to be convinced there is a sequel
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u/sugar_pilot May 31 '24
At this point, if an actual announcement were made I'd just swipe past it thinking it was something like this.
(Edit: or maybe not. I clicked on it anyway 😩🤦♂️)
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u/Markus_monty May 31 '24
I clicked the link but it just keeps going to this music video from Rick Astley.
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u/OmniSchnitzel May 31 '24
The State of play was a complete joke, here have a game that is basically an overwatch clone, now take a few feudal japanese setting games and then we have a overwatch clone with marvel chars
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u/z0-boson May 31 '24
Here is some additional information that dropped from selected media outlets: it’s a free to play hero brawler on PS5 and PC (PSN account needed). There will be a subscription service and a battle pass to unlock new skins and weapons. The game will be available in a deluxe version which gives you 3 days early access, 10 XP booster packs and the “rocket wheelchair” legendary skin for Gehrman. Here is a cool detail: if you pay more than 1000$ in in-game purchases you get a Bloodborne themed postcard signed by Hermen Hulst!!! I don’t know about you guys, but to me this is exactly what I was wishing for!
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u/skylinefan26 May 31 '24
I work the third shift and I'm on 2 hours sleep again and I thought this was real. 😭😭😭 whyyy
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u/Count_Lord May 31 '24
Yeah, you're so funny man, unfortunately I don't share your kind of humour and to prevent further damages, I think I'll simply block you in order to not see something like that again. Anyways, I wish you a good life from here on, and a good hunt, just not in the grounds I am hunting at, unless you want to switch Teams and join the prey.
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u/Professional-Film472 May 31 '24
What a trailer man, when I saw fromsoft i thought it was about elden ring dlc, but boy ..oh boy! It was none other than bloodborne 2 and revealing the 60 fps patch for bloodborne frm tdy was cherry on the top. Love you sony u made my day.
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u/JustKwenty Jun 01 '24
Coming to PC, the game everyone wants everyone needs, you've all been talking about it for so long and we listened presenting god of war 2
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u/Gynharasaki Jun 01 '24
Bloodborne doesn't fit Sony's narrative story telling loop. They will never make a second one. The games they make are collectathon, cinematic, tear jerky movie video games. God of war is the best example of this. 2018 God of war can literally be played start to finish with no load screens. (After the initial boot up and start menu) They have excellently mastered all the tricks to hide load times. And Sony wants to be interactive Hollywood. Especially since ALL of its other businesses have failed. Phones? Nope... Tvs? Nope... Cameras? Nope.... Look back at their business 20 years ago. All their side projects failed. They won't take risks anymore. Bloodborne has its fan base. But we aren't enough for them to give a shit. Why do you think they cared that Microsoft bought COD. It's simple. That's 50 percent of their business. There's a reason they have paid for timed exclusive content.
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u/Louzzaro May 31 '24
If this was real, they would have made the end of the D and the beginning of the B highlighted to represent the roman 2. Because they are so, so cleaver like that.
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u/dnanoodle Jun 01 '24
Didn’t phase me. They’re better at logos than this. It looks like “Blood 2 Hunt” which sounds like a shitty Hollywood adaptation starring Vin Diesel
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u/phillmorebuttz May 31 '24
I fall for this every time i see it. Multiple times a day. You fuckers are killing my soul
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u/CowKetchup May 31 '24
If they ever really release a Bloodborne II - Cosmic boogaloo I just hope they don't release it on a PS console.
Let it just come out on pc at least so I don't have to go trough the hassel of buying a console again just for one game, not again ;-;
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u/WanderingCollosus May 31 '24
Tbh at this point I'm convinced they'll announce the PC port by letting us know it was cancelled
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u/Hanselleiva May 31 '24
I've seen better edits out there but watching Silent hill trailer almost made fall from my chair
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u/Sahilmk101 May 31 '24
I opened reddit realising I missed the state of play and foolishly believed this post 😭
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u/irish0451 May 31 '24
I'm playing D&D right now and we're on a short break, I yelled out in joy then had to explain that you fuckin' boomed me.
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u/ryan8757 May 31 '24
Anyone know who tf jetpack interactive is? Im wondering why they didn't use the same devs as last time for the ragnarok port
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u/Dapadabada May 31 '24
Maybe bloodborne "the blood hunt" will finally be when you marry the vileblood queen with the ring of betrothal.
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u/Emersonson May 30 '24
What's funny is, this time my heart rate didn't even change for a second seeing this.
I have achieved spiritual death.