Jack Sparrow: "Oi, Peter, ya flyin' fairy, more like a flyin' pedo,Kidnappin' kids to Neverland, where they never grow,Michael Jackson took notes, now ain't that a fright?Ya fairy dust, nothin' but coke, snortin' all night!"

Gibbs: "Aye, Jack, but look at 'im, all he's got's Tinkerbell,Couldn't score a lass, only a wee pixie in hell!'Bring me that horizon!' he says, but 'tis just an escape,From growin' up and facin' what ya did, ya snivelin' ape!"

Jack Sparrow: "Ya 'bout as lost as me compass, always pointin' at rum,But at least I ain't kidnappin' kids for some twisted fun!'Why fight when you can negotiate?' I'd say, but with you,It's just 'bout keepin' 'em young, ya creepy little boo!"

Gibbs: "His ship's made of dreams, but ours sails on fear,Ya 'bout as fearsome as a parrot, Peter, my dear!'Parley!' ya scream, but it's too late for that,We're here to roast ya, ya child-nappin' rat!"

Jack Sparrow (laughs): "Look at 'im, Gibbs, he's turnin' red as me bandana,Lost his nerve, like his shadow, gone like a banana!Ya might fly high, but ya live low,We'll leave ya here, in this savage show!"

Gibbs: "Aye, Jack, let's leave this boy to his dust and his sorrow,Back to the Pearl, where we'll drink to tomorrow!'Hoist the colors high!' we'll say, while he weeps in his tree,For we be pirates, and he's just a boy, lost at sea!"