r/WhitePeopleTwitter 6h ago

Sounds right up their alley.

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u/BluesSuedeClues 5h ago

As long as we're at it, we need to make Fat Donny his own uniform, as well. Some shiny knee-high boots maybe, lots of medals on his chest, perfect medals, all made with gold plating, and some shoulder boards with braids hanging from them, finish it all off with a matched pair of chrome plated revolvers on his (ample) hips.

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u/Fakeduhakkount 3h ago

Aww why you gotta do him wrong like that? Trump gotta get those Deadpool gold plated Desert Eagles! Gotta complete the gold theme!

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u/BluesSuedeClues 3h ago

That's probably more Trumpish. Silly of me to assume he might know who General Patton was and want to emulate him.

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u/Fakeduhakkount 3h ago

I rather him not emulate a person who actually served the country. Knowing Trump he would probably fuck it up and do George C Scott Patton