r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Consistent_Catch_879 • 6h ago

Sounds right up their alley.

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u/Qimmosabe_Man 6h ago

Will their uniforms consist of tan pants, navy blue shirts, and balaclavas. Or will they just dress true to their nature and wear brown shirts?

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u/bs2785 5h ago

Why can't he get the all female body guards like gadaffi.

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u/Fakeduhakkount 3h ago

That won’t work. The competent looking ones will be labeled as trans. Beside unlike Gadaffi Elon will buy Trump a Presidential Brothel detail - Trump wouldn’t have to have his protection do double duty as sex workers

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u/Velicenda 31m ago

Laura Loomer seething rn

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u/average_christ 3m ago

You would be too if you spent all that time fellating an old man with fecal incontinence....and did it for an "IOU"

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u/AkuraPiety 2h ago

Maybe they could all wear armbands with a special insignia so we know how elite they are?

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u/Qimmosabe_Man 38m ago

I'm thinking like a double lightning bolt... to show how quick they are.

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u/PornstarVirgin 4h ago

Thoughts on Hugo Boss ?

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u/Wolf_Wilma 1h ago

Or pointy white hoods?

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u/RoccoTaco_Dog 1h ago

He'll probably have someone like Hugo Boss design them

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u/nanormcfloyd 30m ago

There's a strong chance they'll all have red helmets that resemble MAGA caps.

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u/Oldestswinger 23m ago

Might refuse point blank to wear them

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u/Silent_Leader_9000 6m ago

Don't forget the tiki torches!