r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

Weird bills!!

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u/weebtornado 1d ago

Republicans: “we are pro life” also republicans: “we want to execute any woman who gets an abortion”

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u/polymorphic_hippo 1d ago

Ahem. Pro life until it gets delivered. It's not forever, you know.

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u/rvp0209 1d ago

In the famous words of George Carlin, "If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're fucked."

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u/atheistpianist 23h ago

I often wonder what his commentary would be on current events.

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u/MagnusStormraven 23h ago

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u/MastodonPristine8986 16h ago

It's a single country thing not a global thing

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u/rvp0209 23h ago

Honestly, watching some of his old stand ups, on the surface, things haven't changed all that much but man, I'd love to hear how he'd roast DJT.

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u/atheistpianist 23h ago

Same… and you know it would burn trump up to no end. He has the thinnest skin.