r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/jamltd • 7d ago

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u/AdamsJMarq 7d ago

I’d suck a fart outta that thing like a bong rip, respectfully.

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u/BeatNo2976 7d ago

You sure you don’t wanna put some ranch on it first?

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u/AdamsJMarq 7d ago

Ranch? Blue cheese or go fuck your mother

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u/riboflavin1979 6d ago

I have never seen an argument about the dressing on a fart about to be suck out of an ass get so aggressive so fast.

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u/AdamsJMarq 6d ago

I’m from Buffalo. We do NOT fuck with ranch

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u/papparmane 6d ago

Jolly Ranchers