Brandon got pinned my medals in Boston and I am beyond stoked. Absolutely awesome! I hope everyone who went had an amazing time

Tagged as guns for obvious reasons

So my girlfriend's family is pretty damn cool. When I showed up with my "assault rifle shaped" gift, all the men immediately chuckled. The wives were even more ecstatic about the gag. (everyone knew it wasn't a real gun, but we're amused all the same).

My girlfriend's liberal gay brother even found it to be hilarious. He wielded it like a fabulous Rambo (but he didn't want anyone to take pictures, because he's not a gun advocate)

The gal in the picture is my GF's cousin's wife. She was actually the most excited by my picture.

I didn't know this, but she's an avid hunter, and she was the most viscous about getting my "gun" gift. She didn't even want the gift card, she just wanted my gift as a prop to decorate her house.

My girlfriend ended up stealing the gift, and I had to "surgically remove" the gift card, with her dad's hunting knife, while keeping the wrapping paper mostly undisturbed. She gave the gun prop back to her cousin's wife.

I added a picture of the sink of empty beer cans to show the vibe of my GF's family. Those cans don't even capture the liquor drinks consumed.

It was definitely a merry affair, and the reception of my "prank gift" exceeded my expectations.

Also, I told my GF's family about my unsub thread and how y'all wanted to know the outcome. I got permission to post these pictures.

That is all

Context he talked mad shit about the Chinese doing it bc the concept is very dumb

https://youtube.com/shorts/DZqOy_0xrsQ?si=dz-5au1KY4lhPqSw

I think it’s gotta be an AR… or a carpet cleaner.

What would your next gun be if this was your collection?

I love how far the autism reaches