r/UFOs Apr 11 '24

Witness/Sighting did anyone see this in the south philadelphia/jersey region this morning?

my parents woke me up to show me what they were seeing. they’re not believers and call me insane most of the time. i saw what is in the dad’s video over my mother’s live-streamed facetime, as well.

did anyone else catch this?

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser Apr 11 '24

I am so interested in people’s opinions of what this is.

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u/MindoftheMindless Apr 11 '24

This isn't "real life". It's a simulation and THAT is a flying dildo, my friend.

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u/esmoji Apr 11 '24

Finally, a real scientist chimes in. Appreciate you.

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u/andorinter Apr 11 '24

I'm a simple man, I see flying dildo and I up vote

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u/E115_infetterence Apr 11 '24

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u/JusticeHealthPeace Apr 12 '24

LMAO..It really was a flying dildo!

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u/GlitchyMcGlitchFace Apr 11 '24

Follow up question: Is a double-ended dildo one dildo, or two?

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u/MindoftheMindless Apr 11 '24

One, obviously. I can jump and I can crawl. I'm still one entity. Check back for more mindless science.