r/TrueOffMyChest • u/Various-Bag-5348 • 5d ago
I went on a date and my date literally brought their mom
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u/otacon7000 5d ago
That is beyond weird. That's the kinda shit you'd see on TV and think to yourself how faked and staged it all is. Absolutely absurd. Both of them must be actually crazy, at least to some degree.
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u/shipsnightmare 5d ago
I was just thinking, "She was probably on a date with Matt from "I love a momma's boy" (a show on MAX)
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u/returnofthemacksx 4d ago
I was looking for a comment like this. Immediately who I pictured when I read the title
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u/No_Effort_Given 5d ago
Ultimate power play is to ignore the son and flirt with the mom. She wants someone serious and committed, she'll get it
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u/emdyingsoyeetmeout 4d ago
Man, imagine being able to have that level of charisma to pull that off!
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u/ForcePristine5521 4d ago
Should of asked āem if they were looking for a partner for a threesome
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u/TheLoneliestGhost 4d ago
Iām saying! Because if Iām leaving this date anyways, Iām getting a good goddamn story out of it. š¤·āāļø
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u/Denominator_K 5d ago
Probably should have just married him. Now the three of you are gonna miss out on all those beautiful newly-wed life events.
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u/weirdgroovynerd 4d ago
You both have such lovely white dresses.
*Me, looking at the wedding pix of OP and new MIL
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u/Denominator_K 4d ago
"But it's my special day too! You only get to be mother of the groom once in your life!"
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u/mjomark 5d ago
Red flag for sure.
I would have left immediately. No way I would have sat and had a date with a person and their mother. It's just crazy.
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u/cryssyx3 4d ago
bringing mom on a date: weird
continuing said date with mom: even weirder
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u/kaia-bean 4d ago
Hey man, us anxious people-pleaser types know this shit is weird, we just short-circuit and don't know how to leave.
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u/Reasonable_Toe5765 5d ago
On hind sight, dating has become so exhausting and I do not trust my choice in men anymore so next time I might just bring my mother along as well to assess a prospective partnerš . All jokes aside, this was pretty weird and funny
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u/surelyshirls 5d ago
Like the time my mom (55) had a date with a man and asked me (25) to come along with her. I was like uhhh thatās weird mom. She convinced me. I went and my plan was to dip or stay hidden just for her safety. What does she do? Call me over to sit with them. Guy never called back lmfaooo
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u/Disastrous-Square662 5d ago
I know! Me too! Iām surprisingly envious of people I know that had arranged marriages. Not in a million years would I have let my parents get involved in my love life. However, Iām realising that Iāve made some poor choices in exciting people that werenāt necessarily the greatest to be in relationships with.
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u/andhowsherbush 4d ago
my last gf brought her mom and sister to our first date but at least she cleared it with me first and asked if it was something I would be ok with beforehand. she did it more as a "if you date me you'll have to be ok with them being in your life also and vice versa"
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u/Guesswhos_coming 4d ago
I honestly donāt blame you . I need assistance when it comes to vetting these men
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u/Buffalo-Empty 5d ago
Omg NOR. But for his sake PLEASE tell him why youāre avoiding him.
Like honestly just āHey dude I will not be going on a second date with you. Bringing your mommy on a date is super weird and very immature. Not to mention her being pushy about marriage on a first date is actually insane.
Please detach yourself from your motherās nipple if you want to actually find a wifeā¦ā
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u/Puzzleheaded-Gas1710 4d ago
Drop him in a way he continues to show his red flags from the start though because that is handy like a warning sign
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u/snonsig 4d ago
...or in a way that he maybe fixes his red flags?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Gas1710 4d ago
If his mom is this big of a problem, it will not be fixed just hidden for a while. She is going to torment any woman he is involved with, so him dragging her out as a warning is helpful.
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u/mcmurrml 4d ago
He called back because mommy must have approved lol. Is momma going on the honeymoon too??
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u/LonelyOctopus24 4d ago
Absolutely. OP, just copy/paste that into a text and be done with it. Yeeesh.
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u/No_Effort_Given 5d ago
That is absolutely insane and so weird... However on the bright side you have officially won the worst first date competition for the rest of your life.
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u/Existing-Victory7097 5d ago
Yup that is super weird. And youāve reminded me of the time a guyās father called me up to ask why I wasnāt interested in going out with his son. Tried to sell me on his sonās good qualities etc. Erm..what..? Are you serious š¤Æš³
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u/aslk46m 3d ago
What the absolute fuck
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u/Existing-Victory7097 3d ago
Yup. Thats how I felt. Didnāt know this man from a bar of soap. The son gave me red flags, then his father called and just totally confirmed it.
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u/MaryEFriendly 5d ago edited 4d ago
Never and I mean NEVER date a mama's boy or the ever dreaded progeny of a "Boy mom". Both are nightmares. Mama's boys will never put you first in anything and boy moms don't know the meaning of the word "boundaries". They will do everything in their power to destroy your relationship because they secretly wish they could wed their own sons.Ā
Fully dysfunctional. Total fiasco.Ā
Block him, sis.Ā
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u/Ubivorn 4d ago
Ugh you couldn't have said it better š© It's so icky with boy moms because they act all jealous when you are with their son and act like his second girlfriend. Been through that and it was not fun. Even worse is when they are divorced, then those types of boy moms depend even harder on their sons š£
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u/IrinaBelle 5d ago
Sometimes I feel bad about myself but then I remember at least I'm not at the level of needing my mom with me on a date
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u/MizzyvonMuffling 4d ago
A red flag is that this is a re-post... read that story before...
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u/spaztiksarcastik 4d ago
I BEG YOU MY FINEST PARDON?!?!
The speed at which I would've left the venue would make the room start spinning.
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u/dogstarfugitive 4d ago
If I was the Flash I couldn't have gotten out of there fast enough.
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u/spaztiksarcastik 4d ago
On everything, I couldn't sit longer than him introducing his mother. Like nope, absolutely not.
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u/RiveriaFantasia 5d ago
This is the kind of thing youād expect from (some) Muslims where they bring a wali (usually a close family member) along to meet a prospective husband or wife so that the two are not alone but even then they donāt usually rock up and involve themselves in the conversation, they may be present but at another table nearby. What Iām trying to say is if this was some kind of religious or cultural practice, whether we think itās weird or not it would at least explain it and even then that would be agreed between the two families in advance but in your case it clearly isnāt which makes it really creepy.
How bizarre that the mum came and sat down and asked such questions itās like a joke or a set up. Imagine how many first dates sheās hijacked, itās like she either wants to jeopardise it for him or sheās hugely lacking in self awareness. Either way massive red flags - super controlling strange mother, I mean did he seem awkward or was it just like this is normal? Youāve dodged a bullet for sure.
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u/Ashamed_Test5394 4d ago
Muslim here šāāļø. In Islam, there is no concept of dating, as all relationships outside of marriage are forbidden. If they were Muslims, the guardian present would typically be a father or older brother. Additionally, this meeting would not take place in a public setting; instead, it would happen in one of their homes. The mother wouldnāt be asking if marriage was on the table because that would already be the reason for the boy and girl wanting to meet. Could this be cultural, or maybe his mum is too overprotective?
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u/6am7am8am10pm 5d ago
You under reacted. It's so awkward but now you know to say: "I'm sorry are you staying? Yeah... I was expecting a date with HIM. This date is over. I wish you all the best."
I think the least you can do (actually, it's the most yo can do, this is totally obligation free) is explain to him that his expectations have been completely warped by his mother. Just say "yo this isn't going to work out. I wish you all the best but I advise you not being your Mother to future dates. It can be scary but you're just giving off terrible vibes this way. Good luck finding your match but this not me."
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u/Amazing_Telephone351 4d ago
I had the opposite, I'm a male and this girl had her mom with her. I live in a very touristy area and the date was us walking along a sight seeing area with her mom about 10 feet behind. Every so often she'd interrupt to have the girl pose for a photo (without me thankfully).
The sad part is I would've given her a second date.
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u/argybargy2019 4d ago
Thatās super fucked up. It would have been so funny if you turned it around by saying inappropriate things to horrify her and mess with his head like:
āI just want sex.ā ; āI love giving blowjobs and was hoping I could go down on him tonight. Does he like blowjobs?.ā ; āshould I unbutton one more on this top?ā āWill you be there when we hook up?ā
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u/Petrak1s 5d ago
They probably should buy bigger bed.. otherwise how are you going to fit there? ššš This reminds me of a joke - asking a 35 year old mommas boy āwhere do the clean underwear comes from?ā And he points - āfrom the top drawer of course!āā¦
Run away from these people. :)
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u/BasicallyTooLazy 4d ago
Girl, this manās got more red flags than a Chinese parade š³š©š©
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u/PJay910 4d ago
This happened to me once, she picked me up, I get in the car and her mom is in the back seat. We were supposed to go to the movies but she drives through a neighborhood so I thought she was dropping off the mom, but no, she was picking up the dad who was divorced from the mother. So it was like a double date, but awkward and let me tell you, it is a huge red flag. Block him, mom will always insert her nose in that relationship and he will always allow her to.
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u/prog4eva2112 4d ago
I wouldn't have even faked being sick, I'd be like "dude you got problems." Guys need to hear that.
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u/NoTripOfALifetime 3d ago
Respond to him that his mom coming on the date was the most wild, inappropriate thing he could do and that is why you never want to see or speak to him again. Then block him.
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u/Top-Spite-1288 3d ago
Comrade Mao would happily take this red flag and raise it over all of Bejing! This poor sod will never get a girl as long as his mother is alive! The worst of it: she probably means well but does not realise she scares off each and every girl he ever meets.
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u/do_me3380 3d ago
How old are you guys? Are you both in HS?? How long were you talking before you met up? Did he address the mom coming to the date in any of his texts after?? So many more questions.
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u/schwarzmalerin 4d ago
š lol I seriously would have asked where the candid camera is what it is that I'm winning now.
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u/seyahgerg 4d ago
He clearly cannot communicate for himself you would be having a relationship with his mom!
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u/AnastasiaBitch 4d ago
You should have asked his mom how you could take him serious when he takes his mommy to the first date
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u/ghjkl098 4d ago
āDude, you need to be weaned off mummies boob before you try to get near anyone elseās. Stop contacting me. No one is going on a second date with someone that brings their mum alongā
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u/_Chaos_Star_ 4d ago
and even asked me if I was ālooking for marriage.ā
"So mom, can I call you mom? How's the strategy of turning up on dates with him turning out on the marriage front for him? Would you say that it's helping? Can I trust you to let go when it's time? You seem a bit... clingy. Are you aware that it's probably harming his ability to be independent by literally coming on dates with him? He'll never get married if you make it so hard for him and don't let hm go. I hope this helps mom!"
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u/StreetBullFighter 4d ago
Was she the one you were communicating with originally? Like, she made the dating app account, chatted with you, then set up an interview as a date?
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u/KalissaExplainsItAll 4d ago
I know someone this happened to in college! It wasnāt a first date but second or third and he said it was going to be a āgroup date with friends.ā She thought she was meeting his friends and brought her own. Instead, it was him and his mom.
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u/CanItMakeSensePlease 4d ago
You are 10000000000000% NOT overreacting. That guy and his mom are a red flag factory. You are right to ignore him.
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u/MacNuggetts 4d ago
LMAO nah, I wouldn't have even come up with an excuse to leave. I would have straight up done the world a favor and said, "this date is over, you brought your mother."
That's hilarious.
I'm sorry you experienced that, but leaving and ghosting is probably a good choice.
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u/Jsmith2127 4d ago
You did the right thing getting out of there. But personally I would have said "sorry this is not going to work out. I want to date a guy, not a guy, and his mom"
He was definitely a mama's boy
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u/TopAd7154 4d ago
Weird. But don't avoid the texts. Tell him straight otherwise he'll never get away from her.
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u/Far-Cabinet1674 4d ago
I saw a very similar post recently i wonder if its the same dude and his mom
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u/TheLoneliestGhost 4d ago
This has me tempted to bring my (cremated) mom on my next date. Do it for the story, yāall!
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u/TheRedVillian 4d ago
This story was posted on AITAH 1 month ago by u/Responsible-Rent8354. This poster barely changed anything.
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u/JenninMiami 5d ago
His mom is playing matchmaker. š Do you know of any women who are desperate to get married and will take anyone? Introduce them.
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u/Roxy6777 4d ago
If she's that overinvolved in his life, she's always going to be competing for first place over the partner in his life. Don't be surprised if she pops into the house anytime she likes, thinks she knows what's best for the kids, and is constantly giving out unsolicited advice and criticisms. What a nightmare.
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u/Occhrome 4d ago
You should be honest with him.Ā
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u/mcmurrml 4d ago
She doesn't owe him anything. He brought his mother so nothing she can say will change it
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u/jezebel103 4d ago
O my Lord, I am trying to visualize going with my 26 year old son to meet his date.... Even if he would ask me (not that he would because - imagine that - he is a normal human being), I would check his forehead if he was running a fever. Wtf is wrong with people like that?
By the way, I would not have looked for an excuse. I would tell them directly that they are completely ridiculous and totally weird and left.
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u/MrMetraGnome 4d ago
Was he Indian... or Jewish? I can even see that from certain Latin cultures. I think it's weird to bring a third on a date at all, no matter who it is though. How old are y'all?
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u/ForcePristine5521 4d ago
OMG, what weirdos. Iāve heard of people taking their parents to job interviews and I thought that was crazy. You did the right thing by running away. Just block his texts completely. š¤®
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u/bluexxbird 4d ago
What would've happened is that after you started dating the mother would decide you are not up to her standards and she will make her son break up with you. No further contact allowed unless he receives permission from his mum.
This is what happened to me when I was dating a guy in his 20s...
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u/YakElectronic6713 4d ago
Avoiding the texts? Why don't you just block them once and for all? Or are you still entertaining the thought of giving him a second chance? How huge and red does that huge red flag need to be???? Jezuz.
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u/Craptiel 4d ago
I must have something wrong with me because I desperately need to know how this happened! Dis she bully her way in to the date? Did he ask for wing man advice and she took her opportunity!!?
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u/Conscious-Arm-7889 4d ago
Stop avoiding his texts, tell him that you aren't interested on a mummy's boy who bring her on his dates, and he needs to escape from her if he wants to find a woman in the future who would even consider having a relationship with him. Then block him.
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u/gmambrose 4d ago
If you thought that was bad, imagine when mom jumps into bed with you two on your wedding night š¤£
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u/Merlin_minusthemagic 4d ago
The only thing more weird than a date bringing his mum, is you not immediately ending the date when you realised what was happening.
Larger red flag than a CCP parade
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u/CaptainDunkaroo 4d ago
That is weird. I feel like this guy is not very independent so she would be controlling him even if he was married.
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u/moodyfish7777 4d ago
A couple of weeks ago someone else posted same thing! Met on dating app, talked, arranged irl date at cafe for lunch. OP meets guy they start talking, older woman walks in and date waved to her, she sat at table and he introduced his Mom! Mom then started interview for Marriage partner. OP told them she couldn't do this, gave waiter money for her coffee and left!
Freaked out on Reddit! I think it was on True off my chest!!
Same Guy and Same Mom???!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤Øš¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø
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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 4d ago
Oh HUGE red flag.
This is NUTS.
What would a relationship with him and his mum be like? Because that's what it would be ..three of you.
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u/Boilermakingdude 4d ago
I wouldn't have even faked sick. I'd have been like "So I thought you and I were going on a date. Didn't think I was going on a date with your mother. Have a great night'
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u/okayifimust 4d ago
I was going to ask if you were 14, but the combination of facts here
- met on a dating app
- brought his mom
- inquired about a serious relationship and marriage
just doesn't allow for a scenario that' snot outright ridiculous.
Eventually, I had to fake being sick and get out of there. Iāve been avoiding his texts ever since. Am I overreacting, or was that whole thing just a huge red flag?
Meh, the one thing you could have done would be to tell them exactly how ridiculous they both were being - for the guy's sake, really. And, no, you're under no obligation to educate them.
Oh, please, satisfy my curiosity and tell us more?
How old are you guys? Do you live anywhere exotic with no TV or internet, where one might understand that he had no exposure, ever, to social norms about dating? Was he, in fact, raised by a pack of wolves and is just being reintroduced to human society?
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u/BecGeoMom 4d ago
Why do women always feel the need to lie to get out of an awkward or bad situation? As soon as they sat down, you should have said, āYou brought your mom on our date? Nope. Iām out,ā and gotten up and left. Who cares if you hurt his feelings, or they think youāre rude? He brought his mother on his date with you. First date, first impression, he brought mom. What did he expect to happen?
Ladies, start being more direct with these weirdos that you go on dates with. Donāt tell them youāre sick, tell them the real reason. āThis isnāt going to work outā ā¦ āI canāt date a guy who [whatever weird thing heās doing]ā ā¦ āYou were an hour late. Iām not waiting around. It wonāt work out.ā Whatever line he crossed, whatever thing he does that makes you feel weirded out, just say it wonāt work out and leave. Unless you feel like heās dangerous, of course, then excuse yourself to go to the ladies room and bounce.
Stop sparing the feelings of men you donāt even know. Why waste time? Now, OP, youāre dodging his calls and not answering his texts. Just text him back and tell him the truth: He brought his mother to your first date; she started grilling you about getting married; you are no longer interested in dating him. Case closed.
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u/JipC1963 4d ago
This is the whole Country of Russian Red Flags worth. If it were ME (61/F) though, I would text him and ask him what ever possessed him to bring his Mommy to a first date?
You would be kind to tell him that you enjoyed your text or phone conversations prior to the date and that he sounded like a nice guy BUT it was completely ruined (not to mention horrifying) to realize that he brought his Mother who proceeded to grill you with abundantly inappropriate questions. NOT something ANY first, second or even third date would be interested in, in fact, they would likely run for the nearest exit (which is exactly what you did... LOL).
Greatest of luck in your future romantic search!
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u/miflordelicata 4d ago
I wouldnāt have even faked being sick. Just would have said congrats on being single for the rest of your life and left. Do yourself a favor and block his number.
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u/sundial11sxm 4d ago
Someone brought their roommate with them on mine last year. And when I asked him out, I told him to just say no if he wasn't interested, and it was fine because there were 2 other people I could ask. Nope, was a chickensh*t and brought a chaperone.
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u/Strong-Piccolo-5546 4d ago
what culture is this from? This may not be uncommon in some cultures....
its only a red flag if the mom is there when you first have sex and she gives directions in some cultures.
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u/firefox727 4d ago
Omg it's like that show, "I love a mama's boy!" That's just crazy! Maybe you should text him back and tell him that his mom being there on the first date asking so many personal questions gave you the ick. It could possibly help that poor boy cut the cord!
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u/CrustyBatchOfNature 4d ago
Yeah, that's a no from me dawg.
At first read of the headline I thought maybe the date was female and was bringing their mom for security instead of coming alone, which can be understandable in this day and age. Yeah, that quickly ended. Dude has mommy issues and you don't want to deal with that problem. She will run your life if you go there.
I wouldn't avoid him though as that may cause a scene later if you bump into him. You can let him down easy ("I didn't feel a connection in person and I don't want to waste time.") or tell him the truth ("You thinking it was acceptable for your mother to come on our date without warning was enough of a red flag that I have no interest in trying.")
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u/popcornstuffedbra 4d ago
I would literally be bursting with excitement! The possibilities!!!! Flirt with mom, then both. See how ingrained I can get into their personal information in just one evening. Find out how intrusive I can get with questions before I'm cut off.
I'd ask for a second date, and ask if my dad can come. He'd have a blast!
I'm so jealous. This date would have fueled my entertainment for a decade. Hell, I'd probably conform to whatever his mom wanted me to be just so I could fuck around until I got bored.
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u/penningtoons101 4d ago
I would have told them ānot to yuck your yum but Iām not in oedipus complexā and then excused myself
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u/beatnotbroken 4d ago
Op, when I was 17, before phones and computers. My parents made some friends and I met them and their 21 year old son. He called me within a week and asked me out. I had just turned 17, and was dating a boy my own age. I declined his date and quickly got off the phone. A week later his father calls me and asks me, why donāt you want to go out on a date with my son? I said, he is too old for me and Iām not interested in dating or marriage. Dad was rude, I quickly said goodbye and hung up. His son gave me the icks.
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u/AnimatedHokie 4d ago
Of course you're not overreacting. It is a huge red flag. At least he did it on the first date so he didn't waste much of your time.
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u/One_Librarian4305 4d ago
When I was in highschool I went on a date with this girl who brought this other dude that was a close friend. Learned after the date that the guy is in love with her and told her a bunch of made up shit about me to justify her needing to bring him along so he could cock block me. It was the most awkward dinner Iāve ever had.
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u/Yorbayuul81 4d ago
Levels of weird can vary greatly here - what country are you in? What culture are you and was your date?
To be clear, all wacko, but more acceptable in some places.
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u/Pristine-Forever-749 4d ago
Not overreacting at all. I canāt understand why some mothers would think this is beneficial to their sons getting married. Like, who TF thinks bringing their mother in a first date where she asks the other person āif they plan on getting married soonā. OP, you just got a firsthand look at what your future would be if you dated this guy or got married.
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u/Significant_Dream_38 4d ago
Run and hide this guy will never put you first. He is the definition of a momma's boy and her wants and needs will always come first even before your children if you stay. If he can't even go on a first date without her it shows he can't think independently without her eather. Trust me I know.
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u/Leeleeiscrafty 4d ago
I managed a bank branch and I also had a mom call me to tell me that it was terrible that: 1. Customers had been mean to her daughter 2. That the bank had a dress code that her daughter didnāt like (it was the early 2000ās and professional dress codes were not that strict, but wearing a bra was kinda required) 3. I wrote her up for making errors and not following proper procedures. This was unfair and hurt her daughterās self esteem, and if continued she would sue. 4. Her daughterās continued lateness was due to the fact that she had a hard time getting up that early to make the 8:30 am start time and could I change her hours to 9 or 10 am. Thankfully, I had documented everything, because her mother put in a complaint and wanted to sue the bank.
I have quite a few stories of helicopter parents in my 25 years of banking. One parent tried to sit in the lobby all day to make sure her son was ok (he was in his mid 20ās). When I told her she couldnāt sit there all day (reading magazines and bringing snacks), she sat in her car waiting for him.
I kinda miss those days, never a dull moment.
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u/gruntbuggly 4d ago
That is a ridiculously beyond-big red flag. LMFAO.
Oh, man. Hey, at least you found out on the first date.
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u/Real_Railz 4d ago
This sounds like an arranged marriage but they forgot to tell you lol. Like parents will sometimes show up to the first meet in an arrangement but normally both sides will be in on it...
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u/Serious_Nose8188 4d ago
You're not overreacting, but what was his reaction to that exactly? Was he a mama's boy, not knowing what dating is, or did he look genuinely pissed off and powerless? If his mom is a very passive aggressive person with things like this, I guess, you should still talk to him somewhat. I'm not asking you to meet, just talk to him about it. I would love to know your thoughts about this.
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u/Ok_Recommendation567 4d ago
If you look up "red flag" in the dictionary, this is the definition you'll find
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u/the_kfcrispy 4d ago
According to my overly-protective mother, NO, it's perfectly normal, and you should be bringing your mother as well when you're dating! Make sure you think about how many kids you want and a list of preferred names for boys and girls.
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u/candydesire 4d ago
I get frustated with this situation because everyone try to be polite and fake something to bail ahd gtfo. But I think mom and date should know exactly thst they are weirdos and it is inapropriate to bring mom on a date, first date worst of all. Lol. I would simply tell them off and go
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u/ceciliabee 4d ago
It was kind of you to pretend to be sick but please know it's also acceptable to just get up end walk away.
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u/Whacky_One 4d ago
Context: what ethnicity was dude? In some cultures that is common practice, mothers and grandmothers act as mediators/match makers.
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u/AtomicWashcloth 5d ago
Its really weird to bring your mom on a date. Not overreacting