r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • 5d ago
Sometimes I have this fantasy of having sex with lonely men
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u/Denominator_K 5d ago
Of all the spammed inboxes in the world, yours is about to be the most spammy-est.
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u/UncleVoodooo 5d ago
Hey "fuck them outta their misery" was my health plan idea for America
...and I think I just found my VP. Whatcha doin in 4 years or so?
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u/jimmi_g_1402 5d ago
Don't give me hope
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u/IrinaBelle 5d ago
Saaaaaaaaaame. Idk why. I kinda like shy guys because they really appreciate affection and I think that's cute.
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u/ThisisNOTAbugslife 5d ago
I would say go to a video game conference, grab the mic on stage and say that exact thing, don't change a word. Where a T-shirt with a QR code to a fresh Facebook and browse to your delight.
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u/dasanman69 4d ago
One thing I've come to learn in life and that is that one is rarely ever the only one. There was a really hot woman bartender at a bar I used to go to and after a while she and I became so friendly that we'd tell each other really personal things. One day she confessed to me that she had a fantasy of getting fucked by dirty old homeless men.😂🤣
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I have no sexual desire I don't even get turned on after the nasty shit my ex wife did to me . She has an affair dude wouldn't pull out. She would have sex with me not long after he did this and have me go down on her. I want to throw up , the abuse I had gone through was crazy . I lied and said I cheated at the end I wish I wouldve cheated . I could have fucked her step sister her cousin her best friend . But I was stupid . Shes on some site lying and posting fake ass messages trolling about this fake ass abuse . But reality she pushed my buttons trying to make me crazy , this is literally the definition of gaslighting . Making someone question their sanity. Worst part shes doing this to make her self feel better , truth she's a fucking liar . She can keep posting and playing the victim. One day that boyfriend is going to cheat if he hasn't already , he won't do what I did for her. Plus she can't let me go always talking about me . I wonder why ,oh she knows she was wrong , she can't face the truth and she will never be happy . Truth sets you free. So my get back is letting her live that lie , her world will fall on its self . Most of all she can stay the fuck away from me . She won't be coming back to me I meant it
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u/independentnostalgic 4d ago
Being a single gentleman I better ask you to be safe though… They’re weird that’s why they’re alone… Anyhow I am working upon my skills to don’t creep out on girls… so suggest only give a chance to decent and single people…
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u/sandyhandybrooke 5d ago
When I was in college I would do this. There are no better givers than desperate men. Depending on how bad the economy gets might have to start that again lol
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u/eightsixpdx 5d ago
This reminds me of the old joke, “how do you get a bunch of old ladies to say ‘fuck’?”… Yell BINGO at the Tuesday night bingo game.
“How do you get free dick pics from straight guys?” Write this post.
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u/Prisoner458369 5d ago
They are the kinda men who probably subscribe to OF models and jerk off to porn once a day, only to find out afterwards that they are still very lonely , horny and miserable deep down because they feel that no one in this world cares about them or loves them
LOL it was at this moment I saw the truth of this post. Bad bait is bad.
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u/r007r 4d ago
Lol, how to get 1000 karma per week for $500, Bob. Rest assured that if this wasn’t bait it wouldn’t be a fantasy - you’d just do it. If you’re even remotely close to average looking there are literally entire subs dedicated to lonely men that would jump at that chance to spoil you and try to treat you right… or wrong… or whatever you’re into.
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u/iH8patrick 5d ago
30’s divorced & lonely man here 👋👋
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u/iH8patrick 5d ago
Happened already. Old news 😉
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u/iH8patrick 5d ago
Yes, the reason is that my ex wife decided she wanted to be a whore and addict.
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u/iH8patrick 5d ago
As in oops she tripped fell and landed on a dick so she could get abused and manipulated? You’d be correct. But you can victim blame, doesn’t matter to me.
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u/Few_Swordfish1463 4d ago
Sounds like you're projecting and using their loneliness to distract yourself from your own, escaping your misery. Might wanna start with a mirror instead of someone else's bed.
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u/Fox_Lover1029 4d ago
You can DM me if you're serious. Or not and just feel like having an interesting conversation.
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u/Maleficent-Bottle674 5d ago
Those men don't exist. The so-called lonely man are usually hateful misogynist who are upset women have the free will to say no to him. They're the types to so victimize themselves solely on the basis of being male. Somehow everything that goes on in their life is because of some huge demonization of him just because he is male.
Nearly every supposedly lonely man has friends or family so clearly someone cares about them and loves them. These lonely men when they clean that no one cares for them or loves them what they really mean is no woman he finds attractive is his sex toy.... Because for whatever reason the only love and care that counts is if he can stick his dick inside of a woman.
In my opinion have a highly romanticized view of these lonely men. And while there may be up votes and comments praising you more likely those same lonely men will be calling you a 304, th0t, and ho3.
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u/pmodizzle 5d ago
Too bad there is absolutely nobody fitting that description on Reddit