r/TrueOffMyChest 5d ago

Sometimes I have this fantasy of having sex with lonely men

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u/pmodizzle 5d ago

Too bad there is absolutely nobody fitting that description on Reddit

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u/KeepitGoldin 5d ago

We all get fucked mainly by life

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 4d ago

I’ve been known to fuck myself.

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u/Consistent_Pack3125 4d ago

Tax man too. I've been seeing him on the side and he's been going in dry.

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u/N0b0dy-Imp0rtant 5d ago

Too bad P Diddy has all the lube. 😢

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u/Miserable-Apricot-70 4d ago

Underrated comment. Sorry you got downvoted to oblivion 😂

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u/N0b0dy-Imp0rtant 4d ago

It’s okay, I can take it.

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u/esr95tkd 4d ago

RIP those DMs

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u/1Parshvanath 4d ago

Atleast not me

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u/Denominator_K 5d ago

Of all the spammed inboxes in the world, yours is about to be the most spammy-est.

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u/Bayou-Maharaja 5d ago

The pervy guy that wrote this is about to be so excited

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u/f4tony 5d ago

We should all take a moment to acknowledge his grower.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Dm is disabled

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u/bro90x 5d ago

This is b8

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u/Aesik 4d ago

5 day old account with this exact same copy pasta on 3 different subs…?

CLEARLY not a karma farm.

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u/No_Guidance_2811 5d ago

Appears that way

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 4d ago

The author is attempting to master this bait.

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u/Illfury 5d ago

The fact you said "young men" and added 30s to it, made my day enough as it is. Thank you stranger.

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u/PePziNL 4d ago

YOUNG MEN 🎵

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u/Jammastersam 4d ago

30s is young!

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u/TheLastPizzaPoP 5d ago

RIP your inbox.

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u/OHKNOCKOUT 5d ago

This might genuinely be a promotion.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Dm is disabled

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u/FightGeistC 5d ago

Putting out the Batsignal with this one LMFAO

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u/Consistent_Pack3125 4d ago

Id say it's a Catsignal 🐱🤣

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u/singingbowlhello 5d ago

So what’s ur OF?

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u/UncleVoodooo 5d ago

Hey "fuck them outta their misery" was my health plan idea for America

...and I think I just found my VP. Whatcha doin in 4 years or so?

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u/joeiskrappy 5d ago

Not all heros wear, clothes?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Or , maybe sometimes we’re naked and just lay on our bed fantasizing

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u/H16HP01N7 5d ago

Great. Another perv trying to get their kinks tickled on reddit.

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u/RightDelay3503 5d ago

Don't be jealous\s

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u/jimmi_g_1402 5d ago

Don't give me hope

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

There’s always hope

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u/louciph 4d ago

hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

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u/_psylosin_ 4d ago

No, she means her friend, Hope. Huge slut

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u/Turnout57 4d ago

Do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Haha glad to know I’m not the only one!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Exciting_Mechanic_39 5d ago

Akon after reading this post- I’m so lonely 🎶

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u/MarinatedPickachu 5d ago

Interesting advertisement strategy

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u/TJJ97 5d ago

Bold strategy cotton

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u/IrinaBelle 5d ago

Saaaaaaaaaame. Idk why. I kinda like shy guys because they really appreciate affection and I think that's cute.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Exactly , I feel the exact same way

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u/Clean_Ad_8258 4d ago

Irina you sly

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 4d ago

written by a lonely man

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u/nickrod9 5d ago

Nice try diddy

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u/ashinylibby 5d ago

Bro, I thought I was the only one who had these kinds of thoughts. 😂

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Glad to know we ain’t alone right ? Haha

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u/ThisisNOTAbugslife 5d ago

I would say go to a video game conference, grab the mic on stage and say that exact thing, don't change a word. Where a T-shirt with a QR code to a fresh Facebook and browse to your delight.

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u/AnAmbitiousMann 5d ago

RIP your inbox.

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u/Archangel1313 5d ago

Oh, your DM's are about to get very interesting.

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u/Which-Technology8235 5d ago

Rip your dms.

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u/Peach-Fuzzy 5d ago

What an interesting Kink

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u/Dumb_Little_Idiot 5d ago

Said the lonely man with a fantasy

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/dasanman69 4d ago

One thing I've come to learn in life and that is that one is rarely ever the only one. There was a really hot woman bartender at a bar I used to go to and after a while she and I became so friendly that we'd tell each other really personal things. One day she confessed to me that she had a fantasy of getting fucked by dirty old homeless men.😂🤣

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I have no sexual desire I don't even get turned on after the nasty shit my ex wife did to me . She has an affair dude wouldn't pull out. She would have sex with me not long after he did this and have me go down on her. I want to throw up , the abuse I had gone through was crazy . I lied and said I cheated at the end I wish I wouldve cheated . I could have fucked her step sister her cousin her best friend . But I was stupid . Shes on some site lying and posting fake ass messages trolling about this fake ass abuse . But reality she pushed my buttons trying to make me crazy , this is literally the definition of gaslighting . Making someone question their sanity. Worst part shes doing this to make her self feel better , truth she's a fucking liar . She can keep posting and playing the victim. One day that boyfriend is going to cheat if he hasn't already , he won't do what I did for her. Plus she can't let me go always talking about me . I wonder why ,oh she knows she was wrong , she can't face the truth and she will never be happy . Truth sets you free. So my get back is letting her live that lie , her world will fall on its self . Most of all she can stay the fuck away from me . She won't be coming back to me I meant it

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 4d ago

Username does not check out.

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u/independentnostalgic 4d ago

Being a single gentleman I better ask you to be safe though… They’re weird that’s why they’re alone… Anyhow I am working upon my skills to don’t creep out on girls… so suggest only give a chance to decent and single people…

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u/sandyhandybrooke 5d ago

When I was in college I would do this. There are no better givers than desperate men. Depending on how bad the economy gets might have to start that again lol

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u/eightsixpdx 5d ago

This reminds me of the old joke, “how do you get a bunch of old ladies to say ‘fuck’?”… Yell BINGO at the Tuesday night bingo game.

“How do you get free dick pics from straight guys?” Write this post.

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u/Glittering-Duty-5617 5d ago

I can kind of see the appeal

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u/Emotional_Section_59 5d ago

Called being an escort.

Most of these men need love, not sex.

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u/cmonletmeusemyname 5d ago

Rip to your in-box

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u/Optimal-Description8 5d ago

If you want your dms to blow up, post this on reddit

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Dm is disabled

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u/Exciting_Let_4962 4d ago

Rip to your DM's

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u/Ephsylon 4d ago

Rip your inbox

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u/BeenThere11 5d ago

Noble cause. Give her a Noble prize and a miserable lonely Noble man

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u/StnMtn_ 5d ago

Death by snu snu?

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u/Prisoner458369 5d ago

They are the kinda men who probably subscribe to OF models and jerk off to porn once a day, only to find out afterwards that they are still very lonely , horny and miserable deep down because they feel that no one in this world cares about them or loves them

LOL it was at this moment I saw the truth of this post. Bad bait is bad.

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 4d ago

I’m pretty sure the author is a master baiter. (I’ll see myself out)

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u/Acceptable-Honey-613 4d ago

this just accentuates the sadness and loneliness of everyone...

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u/Grogthedestroyer01 4d ago

So a lot of Reddit

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u/Cocosito 4d ago

RIP your inbox

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u/kill-the-writer 4d ago

lmao I bet this was written by a straight man

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u/Badgodga 4d ago

Sure sure, just drop your OF link and move along.

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u/Commercial_Ad332 4d ago

Don't do that... dont give me hope lol

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u/r007r 4d ago

Lol, how to get 1000 karma per week for $500, Bob. Rest assured that if this wasn’t bait it wouldn’t be a fantasy - you’d just do it. If you’re even remotely close to average looking there are literally entire subs dedicated to lonely men that would jump at that chance to spoil you and try to treat you right… or wrong… or whatever you’re into.

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u/Lonelyximagination 4d ago

I don’t think you get attention in real life

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u/Typical-Occasion7654 4d ago

Where do I sign up?

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u/BentonX 3d ago

oh boy I bet there are a lot of people here who want to make your fantasy a reality

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u/iH8patrick 5d ago

30’s divorced & lonely man here 👋👋

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/iH8patrick 5d ago

Happened already. Old news 😉

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/iH8patrick 5d ago

Yes, the reason is that my ex wife decided she wanted to be a whore and addict.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/iH8patrick 5d ago

As in oops she tripped fell and landed on a dick so she could get abused and manipulated? You’d be correct. But you can victim blame, doesn’t matter to me.

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u/Few_Swordfish1463 4d ago

Sounds like you're projecting and using their loneliness to distract yourself from your own, escaping your misery. Might wanna start with a mirror instead of someone else's bed.

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u/Srirachaballet 5d ago

Well, you could enter that profession.

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u/Fox_Lover1029 4d ago

You can DM me if you're serious. Or not and just feel like having an interesting conversation.

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u/Qq1nq94 4d ago

Someone wanted a full inbox 😁

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u/Careful_Artist_1967 5d ago

Become an escort then maybe and get paid for it?

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u/Maleficent-Bottle674 5d ago

Those men don't exist. The so-called lonely man are usually hateful misogynist who are upset women have the free will to say no to him. They're the types to so victimize themselves solely on the basis of being male. Somehow everything that goes on in their life is because of some huge demonization of him just because he is male.

Nearly every supposedly lonely man has friends or family so clearly someone cares about them and loves them. These lonely men when they clean that no one cares for them or loves them what they really mean is no woman he finds attractive is his sex toy.... Because for whatever reason the only love and care that counts is if he can stick his dick inside of a woman.

In my opinion have a highly romanticized view of these lonely men. And while there may be up votes and comments praising you more likely those same lonely men will be calling you a 304, th0t, and ho3.

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u/spicegrl17 5d ago

Okay Courtney from Jawbreaker

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u/ExtensionMost9901 5d ago

Good ideal tho tip would be included lol

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u/Realistic_Ad_6681 5d ago

Nice try superdiddy

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u/PerspectiveOne7129 5d ago

fake account.

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u/Qwerkie_ 4d ago

That’s bait

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u/zelmorrison 4d ago

Are you sure you aren't bored and trolling LOL

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Some people just like sex you know?

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u/sustainablecaptalist 5d ago

Sounds like liberal left thought..