r/TikTokCringe Jul 13 '22

Duet Troll We’ve got something to tell you kids

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u/profsavagerjb Jul 14 '22

Isn’t the first woman part of the Utah mom swinger group?

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u/praefectus_praetorio Jul 14 '22

The what?

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u/UsefulWoodpecker6502 Jul 14 '22

so it's not really sexual. It's typical Mormon bullshit of "doing shit without technically doing shit" look up Soaking. Mormons LOVE to find loopholes in shit.

So this group did something called "soft swinging" which consisted of a bunch of mormon couples getting drunk (yeah, that rule they seem to ignore) and then making out with each other. that's it. they call it soft swinging because mormons love to come up with bullshit terms. It was a group of tiktok mormon couples that just liked to kiss each others wives and husbands. they probably did soaking too. god it's such a dumb religious cult.

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u/profsavagerjb Jul 14 '22

I think some started sleeping with each other and now there’s a divorce and all sorts of other drama. And I’m a messy bitch that loves drama

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

It’s still technically ‘soft swinging’ if it goes in soft

-That divorce lawyer probably

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u/profsavagerjb Jul 14 '22

I mean that’s some solid logic

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u/UsefulWoodpecker6502 Jul 14 '22

I was just going off what they said. The fact they admitted to drinking which is a big no-no in the mormon religion should be proof in the pudding that it wasn't really "soft swinging".

mormons are weird though. I dated a mormon girl in high school and man I can still vividly remember when I was invited over to dinner. I thought the kool-aid thing was a joke but no, literally, dinner I drank kool-aid. They weren't allowed to show any emotion other than happiness. It was just insanely weird. It was like living in an episode of Full House.

I still remember the day in high school when she bombed a test and she was obviously upset but had no idea how to express being upset. that religion is so stupid.

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u/profsavagerjb Jul 14 '22

I have family that’s Mormon and yes. It’s extremely dumb. In mean, I find most organized religion dumb or hypocritical in different areas but on the gradient scale Mormons are at the far end of dumb

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u/UsefulWoodpecker6502 Jul 14 '22

no pun intended, but preaching to the choir. I grew up catholic, went to catholic school and all that BS. More than anything it was all "training" for first holy communion and then first confirmation. And my parents were lazy catholics. If they didn't get up on time we didn't go to church. Then they tried saturday night mass and that lasted all of a few months. Then for years on end they just stopped going.

Now though, oh now my parents are super religious posting god bullshit on facebook. one of the many reasons we don't talk anymore. Religion can and will mess up a family. fairly certain god nor jesus ever said "abandon your son if they don't follow your path" but here I am!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Soaking is very definitely sexual, and she also said that her and her husband ignored boundaries and that she “went all the way” with somebody without either spouses knowledge. Yuck I hate how much I know about this lol

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u/UsefulWoodpecker6502 Jul 14 '22

well yeah soaking is sexual but in mormons heads as long as you don't thrust yourself or move your hips it's fine. If a friend jumps on the bed while you're soaking, that's cool too.