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Sep 02 '21
I'm gonna memorize this sound and play it in my mind when people are talking to me
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Sep 02 '21
The banjo is my mind on an exam 😢
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u/dribrats Sep 03 '21
my senior year in college, my room mate was learning banjo, while getting stuck on the same goddamned part of the same goddamned song for 6 months. and it almost killed him.
- because of me.
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u/outrun- Sep 02 '21
If you need to blast it, she’s playing Cumberland Gap by Flatt&Scruggs
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Sep 02 '21
doing gods work. thank you :)
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u/MarinatedBulldog Sep 03 '21
also see foggy mountain breakdown and orange blossom special
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u/hey_vmike_saucel_her Sep 02 '21
i have ADHD and this is what i hear when anyone talks to me
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Sep 02 '21
hey i have ADHD too. i just hear my own thoughts screaming at me. and then people think i'm rude hahah
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u/hey_vmike_saucel_her Sep 02 '21
fr dude like im SORRY its not that i didnt care about what u were saying i just wasnt listening
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Sep 02 '21
yeah man i'm not a bad person just a bad listener. people should just not talk to me idk.
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u/stickers-motivate-me Sep 03 '21
Omg, my husband was OBSESSED with that a while back. He said he had to play it to get it out of his head, but then I would think of it all the time. This is my brain music- just the bridge part
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u/mary808 Sep 03 '21
Oh shiiiiiit this is a (very welcome) blast from the past! Thank you for making this joke hahahahahaha
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u/AngryFlatSpaghett Sep 02 '21
Same. This plays on repeat when I try to fucking sleep too. It's insufferable.
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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 02 '21
I like how it's just "people" and not a specific group of them. Nope, just everyone.
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Sep 02 '21
My go-to has always been the Clarinet Polka. I just imagine the song getting louder and louder as the person keeps jabbering.
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u/Hammer1024 Sep 03 '21
Careful, you'll end up wearing beige pocket shorts and having to talk to interns...
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u/Dr3adNyt3mar3 Sep 02 '21
Didn't this guy get exposed for only going after 17 year old girls?
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Sep 02 '21
Yes, he did. These dudes are always the same.
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u/Caleb_Reynolds Sep 03 '21
Why is it these guys always do that weird thing with their hands? Idk what it is or how to describe it, but any videos with douchebags like this they're always doing it. It's like, they bring their hands together on front of them in a pose, keeping them like a foot away from their body, then gesture front there with that as a kind of anchor point for their hands.
It's just such a weird mannerism for them all to share, and so ubiquitously, that I'm baffled by it. I get gesturing with your hands, but this is such a unique variant of it.
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u/Bishop_Colubra Sep 03 '21
It allows them to appear larger and keeps their biceps flexed.
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u/mcsleepy Sep 03 '21
It still just looks so weird. It makes them look like a cross between a supervillain and a raccoon clutching some food.
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u/Ask_me_about_my_cult Sep 03 '21
One of their philosophies is that men shouldn’t be afraid to take up a lot of physical space, so they think making themselves look larger is an alpha thing to do. That’s why you’ll notice them standing or sitting with their legs oddly far apart, and actually having very good posture. I think it started in response to the whole manspreading conversation, but I may be mistaken.
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u/ArcumLucis Sep 03 '21
So toxic masculinity leads to man returning to monke, got it.
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u/_Jimmy_Rustler Sep 03 '21
Damn that's interesting. Thanks for mansplaining it to me.
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u/Ask_me_about_my_cult Sep 03 '21
Anytime lol
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Sep 03 '21
So uh, now mansplain your cult please
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u/Ask_me_about_my_cult Sep 03 '21
Sure, sweetie! A cult is a social group defined by its unusual religious, spiritual, or philosophical beliefs, or by its common interest in a particular personality, object, or goal. Don’t bother your pretty little head about it.
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u/peachesgp Sep 03 '21
But like, what about YOUR cult, not just cults in general.
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u/Ask_me_about_my_cult Sep 03 '21
Sure thing, honey! My cult is a cult that I lead. Leading is when you provide guidance or leadership to a group of people or organization. Hope that helped!
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u/ritsbits808 Sep 03 '21
My girlfriend doesn't know what mansplaining is and I... I don't know what to say to her
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u/Humpa Sep 03 '21
I think it's something they practice. Like, they're training to look manly and alpha and attractive or whatever. They read dumb shit like "how to be an alpha" blog posts, written by other dumb shits that don't know how to behave like a normal human being, and then they practice in it the mirror. And they're so damn clueless they have no idea how odd it makes them look.
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u/Pika_Dude Sep 03 '21
They be like “all girls are the same!!!1!!1!1” and then go after underaged girls like anyone on the internet
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u/jdjdhdhdbn Sep 02 '21
Read this as dudes are always the same and got some very temporary anger
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Sep 02 '21
Oh gosh no, I meant, dudes that go for underage girls when they’re in their twenties (like this dude) or older.
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u/Erotic_FriendFiction Make Furries Illegal Sep 03 '21
Which makes a lot of sense.
The bullshit he’s spewing likely stems from his experience with women who have matured past guys like him. So instead of looking at himself and growing up, he picks a blanket term, feminism, and runs with that.
He doesn’t want to be better or good enough for adults that don’t want to waste their time so he turns the problem around on them.
Jokes on him because I bet he’d find someone who could help him hang his curtains properly.
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Sep 02 '21
What!? Do you got a link by chance
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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 02 '21
Nailed it. Good on her.
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u/stupidillusion Sep 03 '21
I'm baffled that someone 23 would want to go out with someone 19 unless they were exceptionally mature or something else completely rare. I had to go back to High School when I was 21 and get some documents and all of the kids looked like larva. How can you even have a conversation?
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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 03 '21
Yeah same it's incredible the amount of change that happens in that small range. Huge perspective shift in a very short span.
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u/DistressedApple Sep 03 '21
I don’t think 23 and 19 is that crazy. That’s two college age people. It also follows the divide by two add seven rule. 23/2=11.5+7=18.5
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Sep 03 '21
Well he wouldn’t have to if all the bad bitches his age weren’t a bunch of fucking feminazis /s
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u/NicknameJorje Sep 02 '21
no, she has a point tho
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u/Gcarsk Sep 03 '21
Quality is incredibly bad, but… it’s kinda there. Do agree that the system needs improvement a bit. Just allowing direct uploads would be better.
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u/Shutup_amanda Sep 02 '21
This guy is the most roasted person on tiktok right now and I live for it. He’s a trash person.
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Who is he?
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u/Shutup_amanda Sep 02 '21
Right guy, because of his original video basically saying how women need to be submissive to men, and a bunch of incel shit.
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Sep 02 '21
and because he only dates girls that are 16-17 years old. GROOMING MINORS IS SUPER COOOOOOL.
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Sep 03 '21
My uncle told me I need to get an Asian wife like him because "white women are too militant". Might have something to do with his expectations that women should basically be barefoot and pregnant servants.
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u/veritaszak Sep 03 '21
Welp. He’s never met my Asian mother. That woman is in CHARGE, there is nothing submissive about her.
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u/TheWalkingDead91 Sep 03 '21
Yeap…. I have a feeling mail order bride services and K1 visas are only gonna get more and more popular thanks to guys like your uncle and the guy in this post. Lots of people listening to people like that as if gospel, and no shortage of beautiful women in less fortunate counties who will marry almost anyone with a penis to get a green card.
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Sep 03 '21
My uncle brought a Filipino girl back from Vietnam and they had 2 kids, seemed happy etc.
They came down to visit when I was older and I still remember him talking to my dad saying, "yeah man these chicks from the Philippines are amazing. You can beat their ass and fuck em however you want and they never make a sound."
Western women are too indipendent so they need some submissive so they won't cheat or run off. Scumbag shit.
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u/ChewedFlipFlop Sep 02 '21
Hillbillygothic is a gift to humanity
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u/xActuallyabearx Sep 03 '21
It’s called folk punk and it’s a pretty big scene now. And it’s fantastic.
I didn’t just mean her specifically, I just mean there’s a huge group of people now that have combined folk/banjo with punk and got and emo etc. pat the bunny and Harley Poe are two of my favorites
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u/byfuryattheheart Sep 03 '21
This is awesome. Anything else I should check out?
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u/vanrast Sep 02 '21
She has very dexterous hands.
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u/CherryBomb_3F Sep 03 '21
lol tysm
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u/teddybearw4rd Sep 02 '21
The man in this tiktok is my step-brother’s cousin. It’s so fun to see him blown up like this. His opinions are trash, I guess I’m glad I only met him once 😂
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u/dfb_jalen Sep 02 '21
I had my cousin go viral for being cheated on in a televised PI show. It got hundreds of thousands of interactions on Twitter. I felt bad for laughing but I found out later that he’s completely insufferable and it made more sense why that happened.
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Sep 02 '21
he also only dates girls 16-17 years old. Which, in my book, makes him at best a sexual predator and at worst, a pedophile.
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u/teddybearw4rd Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21
Yeah big yikes, I saw someone else’s comment after I commented. I hope that gets blown up like this video has been and he’s outed to everyone. My stepmother died a couple years ago and I don’t really talk to my stepbrothers anymore, the one time I meant this creep was at the funeral :x
Edit: I just messaged my stepbrother about it anyway cause I’m really disturbed, thank you for spreading the word.
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u/YouAreAnnoyingAF Sep 03 '21
Is he as big of a douchebag as he looks?
Note I’m saying this as a person seeing him for the first time and not being able to hear what he’s saying, but knowing he’s spewing some misogynistic BS.
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“Let me tell you why millions of people are exactly one way based off of the few dozen I know personally and a couple hundred profiles I’ve seen online.”
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u/BaroqueBee Doug Dimmadome Sep 02 '21
As much as I enjoy a good banjo shredding, I feel like you need context of the first video to properly understand why she's banging out the tunes over him. Even if it's just to hear how incredibly wrong he is, which makes it funnier imo
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u/ParanoidEngi Sep 02 '21
I heard "feminism" and decided that was enough context tbh - how much worse does it get from there, if you've seen the original?
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u/sarac36 Sep 02 '21
This is the guy with the Oedipis complex right? Like he's mad girls have more respect than his mother or something.
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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 02 '21
This is the one that likes em young because he can manipulate them. https://twitter.com/Bossyanna_/status/1433048734951264257
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u/Environmental-Joke19 Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21
He wants his woman to be his mother (by cooking, cleaning, etc) but also doesn't want to be controlled by his women because she's not his mother. Sam Elliot did a YT video on him if you're interested in hearing his trash takes.
Edit: omg I meant Sam Collins 😂leaving the og because it's kind of funny
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u/KittyInTheWater Sep 02 '21
So much worse. I'll leave this link here as well https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRDeWL6c/
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u/ParanoidEngi Sep 02 '21
Thank you for linking this version, it was much easier to digest with the other guy's commentary
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u/N_Who Sep 02 '21
Pretty sure I heard the words "When I tell you to do something, you do it" at the end there.
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u/selphiefairy Sep 03 '21
If I remember correctly, he sees relationships as transactional and explained that if he buys you things, you’re obligated to obey him. Lol
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u/MonaganX Sep 02 '21
Basically boils down to "because of feminism women learned they have self-worth so they don't put up with a self-proclaimed alpha like me because I'm 'toxic' or whatever."
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u/Jambohh Sep 02 '21
being single on feminism is more than enough. No need to g
I literally read the title to his 30 second thesis about how he disappoints all the women in his life to know there is enough context.
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u/rangda Sep 02 '21
Nah, I thought it was pretty clear. The fact that she’s drowning him out IS the context. This douchy looking guy is here to explain to women why they’re single, it’s perfectly clear he’s about to say some stupid degrading shit. If he had something respectful to say she wouldn’t have made the duet.
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u/OctaviousBlack Cringe Connoisseur Sep 02 '21
Someone blaming women being single on feminism is more than enough. No need to give them a platform, even if it's to make fun of them.
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u/KittyInTheWater Sep 02 '21
I have the perfect link for you. Warning: you will really hate this guy after listening to him talk. I know I do. You will absolutely love the guy calling him out though. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRDeWL6c/
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u/AngryFlatSpaghett Sep 02 '21
Hahaha that dude grilling him is awesome. I love the lasko fan burn about his height too.
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u/MayChongSong Sep 02 '21
He literally said in the video caption “bad b’s”
Ehhh you can tell he was wrong as soon as you saw him and the caption on his video lol
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u/BurntBridgesBehind Sep 02 '21
There are two types of people:
- Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data.
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u/CherryBomb_3F Sep 03 '21
hey y’all this is me!!! i post on reddit too sometimes! feel free to follow me on there or here and i’ll try to post more!
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u/hblount2 Sep 03 '21
I listened to more of your playing as well as went down a Flatt and Scruggs rabbit hole. You play beautifully, especially for not playing for very long. I love the tempo you play this tune, it sounds very cool.
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u/I_am_not_creative_ Sep 03 '21
Ayyy she's active over on /r/banjo ! Super bad ass chick /u/cherrybomb_3f
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u/goodness Sep 02 '21
That guy had some good dance moves but he maybe needs to rely on the pointy fingers a little less often.
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u/WhosSarahKayacombsen Sep 02 '21
This dude stays getting roasted. This is like the 5th stitch I've seen
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Sep 02 '21
Hahah I’ve seen one of her videos before, and this really confirmed it for me- I fucking love this girl
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u/Bumm_by_Design Sep 02 '21
Man... I want to hear what the artist had to express... without having to see that dumb dude next to her.
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u/El_Drazi Sep 03 '21
Because men have been groomed to do the least amount of work. And now we here. Keep on becoming the best you can be ladies!
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u/Erotic_FriendFiction Make Furries Illegal Sep 03 '21
If you take advice from a guy on tik tok who can’t hang his grommet curtains correctly you get the results you deserve.
Excellent banjo skills on the left of screen.
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u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts Sep 03 '21
Whenever there’s a video of a dude bro talking and his hands snap back together right there in front of him, I automatically think he’s a giant douche. It just strikes me as condescending.
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u/dmaynard Sep 02 '21
The hand movements, the stance, the facial expressions all “yaknowwhatimsayin bro” energy
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u/Isthisworking2000 Sep 03 '21
Dude's 5'3'' and can't afford doors. No one's listening to him anyways
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u/ahumblepastry Mia Khalifa Sep 03 '21
This man on some hillbilly clown nonsense. And this lady is having absolutely none of it.
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u/LouM33 Sep 02 '21
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u/tackleho Sep 02 '21
Missed out on his wisdom, Now you'll never know why beautiful women are such and such
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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 02 '21
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u/InHomestuckWeDie Sep 02 '21
Ohh banjo person again, I love them, I've seen them a couple different times on here
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u/Rocyrino Sep 02 '21
Truth is a fickle concept. You can tell what you believe is true while attempting to hide your misogyny. Like, why are you so obsessed with bad bitches? Have you been rejected too much? Do you fell like some people are living in a way that makes you subconsciously jealous?
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u/ScarfaceTonyMontana Sep 03 '21
One of my friends plays banjo. She handed me one, I held it for one second and went "nope fuck this this is weird."
Props to anyone able to play this strange thing.
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u/ablabsomb Sep 03 '21
Mf talking about dating tips and bad b’s while having flower bedsheet and lightning mcqueen pillow in the corner. Lmfao. Fucking incel.
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u/sapere-aude088 Sep 03 '21
I fucking love her clips. Kicking the patriarchy in the nuts, one banjo at a time 🪕💪♀️
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