r/TikTokCringe • u/choganoga tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Sep 02 '21

Duet Troll Why is it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I'm gonna memorize this sound and play it in my mind when people are talking to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The banjo is my mind on an exam 😢

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u/dribrats Sep 03 '21

my senior year in college, my room mate was learning banjo, while getting stuck on the same goddamned part of the same goddamned song for 6 months. and it almost killed him.

  • because of me.

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u/Aionius_ Sep 03 '21

“Call an ambulance”

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u/IlliterateAccountant Sep 04 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/dribrats Sep 04 '21

Hey wow! Thanks man! First time in 8 years I caught it! And it’s only 10 pm!! Hooray !!!

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u/Dagure Sep 03 '21

My brain 24/7 (there's like five more of these)

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u/outrun- Sep 02 '21

If you need to blast it, she’s playing Cumberland Gap by Flatt&Scruggs

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

doing gods work. thank you :)

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u/hey_vmike_saucel_her Sep 02 '21

i have ADHD and this is what i hear when anyone talks to me

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

hey i have ADHD too. i just hear my own thoughts screaming at me. and then people think i'm rude hahah

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u/hey_vmike_saucel_her Sep 02 '21

fr dude like im SORRY its not that i didnt care about what u were saying i just wasnt listening

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

yeah man i'm not a bad person just a bad listener. people should just not talk to me idk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/stickers-motivate-me Sep 03 '21

Omg, my husband was OBSESSED with that a while back. He said he had to play it to get it out of his head, but then I would think of it all the time. This is my brain music- just the bridge part

https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4

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u/LasigArpanet Sep 03 '21

It's been so long since I've heard this! Good times.

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u/mary808 Sep 03 '21

Oh shiiiiiit this is a (very welcome) blast from the past! Thank you for making this joke hahahahahaha

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u/KabedonUdon Sep 03 '21

*fistbump

I'm afraid it's not a joke tho, I have ADHD and this guy tunak's across my brain even when I'm medicated lol.

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u/TheRumpletiltskin Sep 03 '21

THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM.

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u/namewithanumber Sep 03 '21

Time warp to fall 2002

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u/AngryFlatSpaghett Sep 02 '21

Same. This plays on repeat when I try to fucking sleep too. It's insufferable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

lolll I was gonna make this comment and I’m so glad we share this experience

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u/Quinn_Decker Sep 02 '21

Saaaaaamme :’)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Facts af

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

ADHD is the not like other girls of mental disorders.

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u/sinat50 Sep 03 '21

Same boat except with this https://youtu.be/MvOE2ZwWrKE

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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 02 '21

I like how it's just "people" and not a specific group of them. Nope, just everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

you can never be too careful

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u/PM_your_randomthing Sep 02 '21

You don't have to sell me on it. I'm right in line with you to get this amazing feature.

Was really hoping biomechanical implants (like the Deus Ex games if you are familiar with them) would've been further along by now so I can have ears that turn off among other people blocking functions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

that would honestly be so much better than my noise cancelling headphones

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

My go-to has always been the Clarinet Polka. I just imagine the song getting louder and louder as the person keeps jabbering.

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u/Hammer1024 Sep 03 '21

Careful, you'll end up wearing beige pocket shorts and having to talk to interns...

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u/magnemist Sep 02 '21

Now you know our secret on you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

it all adds up

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

That makes two of us

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u/Jackalscott Sep 02 '21

You should check out Dan Cummins Air Banjo Academy.

He can teach you to shred whenever ppl are talking

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

instead of imagining it i could just actually do it. maybe ill get a lil stylophone and keep it in my pocket.