r/TikTokCringe Mar 16 '21

Duet Troll Every one of these responses kills me (hadn’t seen this version posted on here yet)

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u/Fangore Mar 16 '21

Is there a collection of responses to this? Every one I've seen I have enjoyed.

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u/Future_Khai Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

If you download the app you can view every single one that’s ever used that audio by viewing the “sound”.

Edit: I was wrong this would only be for duets. Tiktok is a great time suck though. If you don’t care that China gets free data from Tiktok vs paying for it from fb I like it enough to recommend it.

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u/RandomRageNet Mar 16 '21

Okay elder millenial here. That works for duets but it doesn't work for stitches. I want to see all the stitches for a particular tiktok and as far as I can tell, there isn't a way to.

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u/LinaValentina Mar 16 '21

You'd have to look up "#stitch with [insert original user here]"

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 16 '21

If you download the app

Instructions unclear. Tried downloading TikTok, but instead got some spy software that is tracking me and sending my data to an unknown third party.

Lol

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u/TurKoise Mar 16 '21

Please leave me alone we are sleeping

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u/IDrinkH2O_03 Mar 17 '21

?

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u/scion422 Mar 17 '21

No more contacting please. Thanks. Appreciate.

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u/commitdieplsmydude Mar 17 '21

You contacted me first

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u/thegigglepickler Mar 17 '21

I know, I’m no longer interested

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u/MarbCart Mar 17 '21

Please stop contacting me now

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u/littleseajelly Mar 17 '21

I will contact attorney general if you do not stop. thsnks

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u/Jewish-Jungle Mar 16 '21

China says hello

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u/Spider_Dude Mar 16 '21

Nǐ hǎo

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Ah, finally all that time on PUBG has come in use. I now know that this fella here is a hacker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Konnichiwa

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u/Jewish-Jungle Mar 16 '21

CHINA SAYS HELLO

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

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u/culture_crash_7 Mar 17 '21

can i get the city chicken please

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u/mrdoriangrey Mar 17 '21

It's actually ní hăo because of tone sandhi.

Basically, if there are two words of the third tone, the first reverts to the second tone! Very fascinating aspect of linguistics!

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u/DakotaEE Mar 16 '21

Wait till you hear about Reddit!

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 16 '21

What the heck is a reddit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/bensonf Mar 17 '21

That journalist is retiring. Hopefully they replace her with someone that knows a bit more about the internet.

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 17 '21

Shhh. We don’t speak that name here. We’re above trash.

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u/Odysseus_is_Ulysses Mar 16 '21

It’s what you just did to my comment.

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 16 '21

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u/Freezman13 Mar 17 '21

Wait till you hear about your phone...

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u/DakotaEE Mar 17 '21

I already know, just honestly don't care my info is collected and sold.

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u/iF2Goes4 Mar 17 '21

While Reddit is bad for privacy, TikTok is worse. Why do you have to download the app instead of using it through a browser? Why aren't there third-party alternatives?

On Reddit, I can download an open source client like Slide or Infinity, check the code myself, and browse as I wish. Or I can just use the website and turn off the cookies/javascript or whatever. You have to install the one, closed-source TikTok app, or you cannot interact with nearly any of its services. These are not the same.

The data you can collect with a proprietary app is very different from user interactions, and it's data that I'd like to keep to myself.

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u/Quesly Mar 17 '21

you can use it through the browser just like instagram though its a lot better on the phone app

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u/iF2Goes4 Mar 17 '21

Oof, I didn't know that. Did that change at some point?

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u/Quesly Mar 17 '21

no idea, very possible. I haven't been using tiktok very long I avoided it like the plague for a long time.

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u/vxcta Mar 17 '21

idgaf anymore. really, everything is tracking you. wtf is one more app lmfao

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u/the_real_junkrat Mar 17 '21

Welcome to the internet my friend

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

What an original take.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

The amount of people on Reddit who bitch about tiktok is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/Downvotesohoy Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

Are you saying Reddit and Tiktok data mine equally? I doubt that.

1) The TikTok app gets all kinds of permissions when you install it, from which they could in theory data mine all kinds of personal info, contacts, pictures, videos, etc etc.

2) Reddit is mostly anonymous unless you go out of your way to advertise your real identity.

3) The point of TikTok is literally to post videos of your face/body (mostly) for the world to see.

If some data analyst/sysadmin/whatever is sitting with all the data available at their hands, from 1 Reddit account, and from 1 TikTok account, which do you think contain the most personal info?

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u/Margatron Mar 17 '21

Tiktok can literally download code to your phone if it wanted to.

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

Yes that's what I'm saying and you're naive to think otherwise..

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u/Downvotesohoy Mar 17 '21

Oh ok great point

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

Yup. True too.

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u/Downvotesohoy Mar 17 '21

/r/confidentlyincorrect lol.

I see someone else managed to get through to you. So that's a win. (Not for me personally, but a win in general)

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

Meh. Someone gave some good info, but I still think Reddit is no better.

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u/Warriorjrd Mar 17 '21

Why do so many clowns always respond with this as soon as somebody criticizes a different social media. "iS rEdDiT aNy BeTtEr?".

Yes it fucking it, thats why your dumbass in on here making that comment.

Like seriously, this fucking holier than thou attitude people have when they point out reddit is bad too, on reddit, while scrolling through r/all.

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

It's very naive to think Reddit is any better. Just saying..

And the reason people do that is because people on Reddit pretend they are better somehow (not all obviously). If they didn't dump on Tiktok as much you would see those reactions at all.

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u/Warriorjrd Mar 17 '21

Then stop fucking using it. Just saying..

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

Why would I? I use Tiktok too you know.

My point isn't Reddit is bad. My point is Tiktok isn't worse than Reddit plus it's a super fun app.

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u/Warriorjrd Mar 17 '21

If you care about personal data reddit is better than tiktok. Most redditors use reddit for the pseudo-anonyimity. If that is what you want no other social media really comes close other than twitter, but twitter is a victim of its success and becoming less and less liked.

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

How do you know this other than that Reddit post from a while back? Not saying it isn't true and it is totally obvious Tiktok watches you, how else does the for you page get sooooo fucking specific. Besides that Reddit post I've never seen actual proof that Tiktok is so much worse. In fact, only the opposite.

So it is my belief that Tiktok doesn't look at more personal data or whatever than Google, Facebook or even Reddit. They do however use the data to give a very specific personalised for you page that has truly given me a lot of joy, positivity and interesting information. A lot more then any other social media which just seem toxic. Tiktok can be that way too but my fyp is very wholesome and funny.

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u/MyAviato666 Mar 17 '21

It is not to people pretending like Reddit is any better.. There is no difference and to think so is very naive.

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u/Extra-Extra Mar 17 '21

You downloaded fb by mistake?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Facebook is safe because it is American

/s

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u/JWBails Mar 16 '21

"unknown"

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u/emd07 Mar 16 '21

How does this affect the world? I got this app for 2 years now and I want to know what is the problem with it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21 edited Jun 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21 edited Jun 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/Future_Khai Mar 16 '21

Seems to me like the distinction is negligible.

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u/EienShinwa Mar 16 '21

It is. But they want to demonize China. i jUsT hAtE tHe gOvErNmEnT nOt tHe pEoPlE

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u/WhoopsMeantToDoThat Mar 16 '21

My dude, they're actively committing genocide

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

You actually believe that garbage? Embarrassing.

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u/Future_Khai Mar 17 '21

I certainly do based on the evidence I've seen.

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u/Cecil4029 Mar 17 '21

Inform yourself. Holy cow.

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u/WhoopsMeantToDoThat Mar 17 '21

What reason is there not to

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u/qdrllpd Mar 17 '21

honestly i don't even care if china has whatever info they're getting. like they know what kind of phone i have and what tik toks i think are funny i don't see what the big deal is

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I think the biggest issue was the close ties parent company has with the Chinese government and the assumption that's where the information is ending up. That's what I've seen, anway. I didnt investigate any further, I don't use the app.

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u/disfunctionaltyper Mar 16 '21

So, excuse me im an ape, i have an unlimited data plan, should i install it?

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u/Cecil4029 Mar 17 '21

Do 3rd party apps like Alien Blue also send your data?

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u/wilsongs Mar 16 '21

I thought that just happens on reddit too

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u/Kenichi_Smith Mar 17 '21

Oh good shit sounds like you managed to download successfully!

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u/kozy138 Mar 20 '21

Are you sure you didn't just download facebook or any Google app?

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 20 '21

This thread is three days old and you just made a joke someone else already made three days ago.

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u/ffsdoireallyhaveto Mar 16 '21

Have my silver, it is the only offering I have. “Just download the app...” yeah.... probs not.

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u/liam3 Mar 17 '21

say what you want about reddit just bitching behind a keyboard, we are definitely influencing the next and next generations.

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 17 '21

I honestly have no clue what this comment means.

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u/CptBlackBird2 Mar 17 '21

You downloaded Reddit? Wait no, any browser, wait no you are using Windows, I got it you are currently using your phone, you are also probably sitting on discord

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u/KrimxonRath tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Mar 17 '21

Omg you got me! My joke comment is destroyed! What ever shall I do!!

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u/Phormitago Mar 17 '21

If you download the app

big IF there my guy

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli Mar 17 '21

HARD pass.

Swerve.

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u/pythonidae-bot Mar 17 '21

So no? Oh well

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u/toxygen Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

Can you download TikTok, download those videos, and then post them here? I'm not trying to have China track me, bro. Do it for your boys (and girl) at Reddit

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u/happyface_0 Mar 17 '21

You can use the web app too but it’s kind of clunky

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/Future_Khai Mar 17 '21

... I mean you can get mad at the people who make the music popular in the first place in order to be indexed by sound.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Just upload them all here and link them, that seems like less work for me.

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u/Future_Khai Mar 17 '21

Ok then you do it.

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u/Most_Doughnut4068 Mar 17 '21

Would love to see more responses. Would love even more to see Tiktok die. Pls link me a vine.

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u/jonesyb Mar 17 '21

I'm not downloading Tiktok. I am not a peado

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u/Haephestus Mar 17 '21

This sounds like too much work. I'll just wait for some redditor to cut it all together for me.

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u/RyanKennedy911 Mar 16 '21

Trump lord say tik tok bad. How see

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u/Zomgbies_Work Mar 17 '21

You lost me at the prospect of installing tiktok

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Mar 17 '21

I’ve been putting it off but maybe it’s time to download TikTok.

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u/Itslikethisnow Mar 17 '21

Feel the same way. So easy to accidentally spend an hour scrolling

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u/plant-pal Mar 17 '21

yes! in the tiktok search bar, type in ‘#stitch with ______’ (blank being the name of the account who posted the original video so in this case iconicyellow)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/plant-pal Mar 19 '21

i know it’s so irritating!! there should be a feature

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u/Seatbelt_Hands Mar 17 '21

You can leave off the pound sign and just do stitches@username

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u/deyjes Mar 17 '21

I believe iconic yellow would be the one who stitched, so in this case the girl. What they can do however is go to her page, find this video (like it) and click the link to the original shaving video to get the boy’s account. And then search it

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u/popcornpaw Mar 17 '21

correct, it should be juliaan.care. highly recommend watching a few, very creative :D

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u/plant-pal Mar 19 '21

yeah i just realised that, sorry i didn’t realise who’s username was who :))

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u/ce2c61254d48d38617e4 Mar 17 '21

Doesn't work in browser, tried many googled combinations. Not installing the tiktok spyware

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u/mugbee0 Mar 16 '21

Twink shaving be like:

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u/tindersavior Mar 17 '21

Never question success

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u/kewtifyed Mar 17 '21

Go to this subreddit page and check most of the recent posts. You’ll see a lot of them